[odin=satan4evar]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

god my friend is a kid with a ant farm he dosnt control at shit. we haver our religion you have your. the end.

[ChrisCake]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

god my friend is a kid with a ant farm he dosnt control at shit. we haver our religion you have your. the end.

Can you rephrase that please? Why do you hate english so much?

[M. Larsen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Okay Guys.. let me just clear up a couple of things for ya.

For the Vikings: In your little Viking faith (which of course does not really exist) you are aware that you will end up i Hel? (Hel is the place men end up if they die of old age or sickness.) And let's face it guys... you're not warriors and you will probably not die in battle. So there you go. Believing in either religion will send you straight to hell (or Hel if you will).

The belief in the Aesir has been kinda revised since the days of the vikings. (Seriously, that was a thousand years ago) The followers of the Aesir are a vast minority in Denmark.

For the True Christians™: Don't mind the Vikings. They are a perfect example of retarded Denmarkians (just look at their english, for crying out loud). Most of us put our faith in Christ - but unfortunately "some" ruin it for the rest of us. I am not very pleased with that but I do, however, feel slightly sorry for them for being so... plain dumb.

Please don't call us retarded, if you don't even know what a person from Denmark is called. We're from the country Denmark, which means that we are Danes. Our first language is Danish, and English is only second our third, the reason for us to not speak it perfectly. I can guarantee you, that we try.
And please don't generalize. What do you know about Denmark, exactly? Have you ever been there?

(I recall that in the start of a thread, a woman mockingly asked why the Danes were named after a giant dog, namingly the Great Dane race of dogs. It's the other way around. The Great Dane race was named after the Danes, as they were the first to breed it. Also, it's big, hence "great".)

[jennabenna]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

[*]Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."

Could someone possibly explain to me how Legos corrupt people?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Could someone possibly explain to me how Legos corrupt people?

They are made to be small enough that a young child can easily insert them in their anus. Plus, they are made in rainbow colors, to promote gay pride.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

(I recall that in the start of a thread, a woman mockingly asked why the Danes were named after a giant dog, namingly the Great Dane race of dogs. It's the other way around. The Great Dane race was named after the Danes, as they were the first to breed it. Also, it's big, hence "great".)

Really? I just thought Danish people walked on all fours.

[handmaiden]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Could someone possibly explain to me how Legos corrupt people?

Please see my response to this question, post # 914 of this thread topic.


http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...&postcount=914



Obligingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[M. Larsen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

They are made to be small enough that a young child can easily insert them in their anus. Plus, they are made in rainbow colors, to promote gay pride.

I wouldn't say that's a valid reason, because...

Go out into nature and see the wonders God has created. Take a quick look at a single tree, or something else. Soon, you will realize that the nature that God has created for us, is actually full of things so small, that they can be inserted into anuses. Are you saying that God made them that tiny for the purpose of inserting them into anuses?

Also, every single color is found in God's nature. Yes. Every single one. Are you implying that God made nature to promote gay pride?

(Also, Lego was invented before the term "gay pride", as far as I know)

Lego bricks are small, colorful toys for children. Small, so that you can build something out of them, and it would still be a toy, not a real house or a real car. They are colorful, because it's more fun than to build models in colors, for example a blue car, a red house, a green tree, etc, than if all the bricks were the same color.
That's it. Lego bricks are toys.

[M. Larsen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Really? I just thought Danish people walked on all fours.

Considering the statements made in many places in this thread, I can't see if this is a joke or not...

[ChrisCake]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

The belief in the Aesir has been kinda revised since the days of the vikings. (Seriously, that was a thousand years ago) The followers of the Aesir are a vast minority in Denmark.



Please don't call us retarded, if you don't even know what a person from Denmark is called. We're from the country Denmark, which means that we are Danes. Our first language is Danish, and English is only second our third, the reason for us to not speak it perfectly. I can guarantee you, that we try.
And please don't generalize. What do you know about Denmark, exactly? Have you ever been there?

(I recall that in the start of a thread, a woman mockingly asked why the Danes were named after a giant dog, namingly the Great Dane race of dogs. It's the other way around. The Great Dane race was named after the Danes, as they were the first to breed it. Also, it's big, hence "great".)

I do know about the Aesir.

And as I am in fact a "Dane" myself, I do believe I know a thing or two about what it's like to be one. And yes, my second language is english too, but that does not mean i can't speak or write it properly.
But obviously you're the one talking to me like I'm a retard who doesn't know anything - because you can't tell I'm danish.
But yes.. I do believe that the vast majority of Denmark is completely and utterly retarded.

I don't understand why you're talking about dogs.

No wonder God hates us so much.

[dennisll]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

theres actully a couple of fauls in your statement.
1. it's not the danish flag
2. Astrid Lindgreen was swedish
3. it's about 1000 years ago since there last were vikings in denmark
4. Rasmussen has'nt been primeminister for about 10 years now

Get your facts right before you say shit like that, and how can you say somthing like that? I don't think you even been in Denmark.
The Danes are actully nice people.

I'm proud of being a Dane

[Sister Christina]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

(I recall that in the start of a thread, a woman mockingly asked why the Danes were named after a giant dog, namingly the Great Dane race of dogs. It's the other way around. The Great Dane race was named after the Danes, as they were the first to breed it. Also, it's big, hence "great".)

You got it all wrong. The Great Dane originated in Germany. It's named a Great Dane because Danishian men look like beasts and the women act like bitches, but this particular beast is bigger, calmer and more handsome...hence Great Dane.

The German people was actually trying to help Denmark to become a better country by naming the breed a Great Dane.

[Mickey]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello
I just want to ask, if this Thread is a joke?

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello
I just want to ask, if this Thread is a joke?

No

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello
I just want to ask, if this Thread is a joke?

Are you a joke, Mickey?