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Old 06-04-2010, 05:36 PM
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I know it's currently a socialist hellhole, but historically speaking, Germany has been one of the godliest nations to ever exist.

1. Germans have been tireless protectors of Christianity.

Since 498 when Clovis I of the Franks who ruled both Germany and France was Baptized, Germany has been the standard bearer for Christianity.

In a most famous event in 732 when the Muslim hordes attempted to pour into western Europe, it was a Frank Charles the Hammer, with Jesus on his side, who stopped them dead in their tracks at Tours.



That same Charles brought Christianity to the pagan Saxons at sword point. The felling of Thor's Oak in 723 near Fritzlar was the beginning of the end of paganism in Europe.

Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:



Later Charles Martel's grandson Charlemagne would go on to take territory back from the Mudslimes in Spain.

The Germans were also the major players of the Crusade in 1096 to take back the Holy Land from the mudslimes.

2. A bastion of religious tolerance for Christians.

As Europe was waking from the nightmare of the catholic induced dark ages, certain provinces in Germany were the only safe havens for early free thinkers wishing to no longer be oppressed by the papists.

Let us not forget that it was the German Martin Luther who penned the famous 95 thesis in 1517 that originally shined the light on the foul papist church.

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Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.




3. They know how to deal with the enemies of Christ within.

The Germans have not only destroyed the muzzie scum that tried to conquer Europe, they are also good at smiting God's enemies internally.

Martin Luther's book "On the Jews and their lies" encouraged Christian Soldiers to set fire to the Christ killers synagogues and schools, to take away their homes. Glory!

Deuteronomy 7:2 And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:

Then there was some event that occurred during the 1930's and 1940's when a few Jews died in work camps. Even though Hitler was a hell-bound catholic, much like God raised Cyrus the Persian up to smite His own people to punish them, I believe Hitler was sent by God as punishment for the Jews rejecting His Son.



Isaiah 45:3-4 And I will give thee the treasures of darkness, and hidden riches of secret places, that thou mayest know that I, the LORD, which call thee by thy name, am the God of Israel.
For Jacob my servant's sake, and Israel mine elect, I have even called thee by thy name: I have surnamed thee, though thou hast not known me.

4. They have an uncanny knack for defeating France.

In 1872 the newly formed German state crushed France taking Alsace-Lorraine from them.

In WWI, the French were teetering on the edge of defeat when godly America interceded on behalf of the frogs, for some reason, to save them.

In WWII, the French were a conquered people when yet again the U.S. inexplicably stopped in to save their worthless hides.

2 Samuel 22:51 He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore.

5. Great inventions

Johannes Gutenberg a German invented movable type, so we can read the Bible.

Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit invented the thermometer even though the German have moved away from his perfect scale for measuring temperature.

Heinrich Geissler invented the fluorescent tubes that light the hallways of our church.
We owe an immense debt of gratitude toward Gottlieb Daimler and Karl Benz. Even though Americans perfected the automobile, these two Germans invented it.

Where would we be without Rudolf Diesel's invention that powers our Wal-Mart trucks?

Our beloved American sneakers were invented by Adolf (Adi) Dassler (Adidas).

Paul H. Müller was the genius inventor of DDT that needs to see a comeback soon.
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I'm proud to say that I'm one quarter German on my father's side. Much of America was settled by Germans, so we have much to thank them for. Like hot dogs.


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Germany also invented the Interstate Highway, liederhosen, and concentration camps.
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Porsche Automobiles
The Maybach

No country could craft such fine machines without a helping hand from Jesus.
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And those Godly Germans™ had an uncanny eye for spotting the hook noses among them. And their neighbors, of course.

While controlling the kyke over-poulation, they also spent some time working on fags and those thieving gypsy caravans.

Like you, Brother Nobar, I proudly count myself among those of Aryan ancestry.
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Well, I have been to Germany about 4 times now and it is an amazing country that brought us a lot! Now it's socialist.......but if we look at what Germany did in the past......God might look past that.
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Well, I have been to Germany about 4 times now and it is an amazing country that brought us a lot! Now it's socialist.......but if we look at what Germany did in the past......God might look past that.
Hopefully they'll see the errors of their ways and return to their righteous position as the Christian leaders of Europe.
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but Jesus still loves America more right?
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In a most famous event in 732 when the Muslim hordes attempted to pour into western Europe, it was a Frank Charles the Hammer who stopped them dead in their tracks at Tours.
Now there is a lesson those cheese eating French surrender monkeys should pay attention to. The Muslims came threw Spain so most likely the French threw up the white flag, yet again, and that is why the Battle of Tours was fought in Germany. The French need a good manly leader like Charles the Hammer * or Charles der Grosse.

*Now there is a man's name.
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Now there is a lesson those cheese eating French surrender monkeys should pay attention to. The Muslims came threw Spain so most likely the French threw up the white flag, yet again, and that is why the Battle of Tours was fought in Germany. The French need a good manly leader like Charles the Hammer * or Charles der Grosse.

*Now there is a man's name.
Indeed. The Duke of Aquitaine had to become a tributary of the mighty German mayor/Lord Protector in exchange for his help.
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hmm... but this woman is running the country, she looks like a dyke to me????
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hmm... but this woman is running the country, she looks like a dyke to me????
Indeed she does look sapphic, friend. It appears even though Germany has turned socialist, as I understand it, what Germany says pretty well goes as far as economic policy in the EU.

Instead of ruling Europe with armed forces, they seem intent to do it with briefcases this time.
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Brother, I must ask, what was God's purpose with sauerkraut?

My own mother was of German extraction but all of my brothers and I count ourselves as Italian. My mother learned her sauce and lasagna making skills from our father's mother and so we were well fed and content with our carbohydrate rich lives,

I was forced to eat sauerkraut once in my life (and not by my mom who knew better to serve it) and I fear I would have starved to death as a young child if not for spaghetti.

Did God give them excellent beer to balance out their obsession with putrid cabbage?

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Indeed. The Duke of Aquitaine had to become a tributary of the mighty German mayor/Lord Protector in exchange for his help.
I think the Danes owe a special thanks to the German People. Without the help of one unnamed German Knight in 1227 they would have lost one of their greatest kings, Valdemar II, at the Battle of Břrnehoved on 22 July. After the rescue, the King was able to stabilize Denmark with it's first true feudal system.
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Brother, I must ask, what was God's purpose with sauerkraut?

My own mother was of German extraction but all of my brothers and I count ourselves as Italian. My mother learned her sauce and lasagna making skills from our father's mother and so we were well fed and content with our carbohydrate rich lives,

I was forced to eat sauerkraut once in my life (and not by my mom who knew better to serve it) and I fear I would have starved to death as a young child if not for spaghetti.

Did God give them excellent beer to balance out their obsession with putrid cabbage?

Questioningly Yours,

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I love Sauerkraut Pickled cabbage is found in one form or another all over the world. Pickling was what they had to do before refrigeration.

At least they're Godly enough not to serve lutefisk. Another reason that God hates the Scandinavian countries.
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germany is so far ahead of north america right now in terms of health care and science and recycling and saving the planet (from global warming) its not even funny. god hates america. Germany is more or less one of the best countries in the world to live in right now. America is piffleed and ruining the planet and endangering countless species while wildlifeis gaining ground in germany and people realize how much we need animals and ecosystemms to sustain our way of life.
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germany is so far ahead of north america right now in terms of health care and science and recycling and saving the planet (from global warming)
There is no such thing as global warming so germany is stupider than i thought for falling into sure a brainless trap.
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its not even funny. god hates america. Germany is more or less one of the best countries in the world to live in right now. America is piffleed and ruining the planet and endangering countless species while wildlifeis gaining ground in germany and people realize how much we need animals and ecosystemms to sustain our way of life.
My father says your wrong. And stringing big words together does not make you smart. It makes you pathetic.
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There is no such thing as global warming so germany is stupider than i thought for falling into sure a brainless trap.

My father says your wrong. And stringing big words together does not make you smart. It makes you pathetic.

Are you a retarded dyke? Those are not big words, and if you look at any of my other posts you will see i do not care about my spelling or grammar or what words i usetoget acrossmy point. Du bist hasslich.

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germany is so far ahead of north america right now .
I suppose that's why the EU's combined GDP is equal to the USA.

I'm not saying Germany is a bad country. I'm pretty sure God still loves you a little for punishing the wicked during WWII, but we eventually had to step in and knock you around again.
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