[lullupigen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Lool Pippi Longstocking (danish: pippi langstrømpe ) (sweedish: Pippi Långstrump) - is Danish!

Everything you are saying is right, Denmark is a great country, and god does exist !

THERE IS A GOD!

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Lool Pippi Longstocking (danish: pippi langstrømpe ) (sweedish: Pippi Långstrump) - is Danish!

Everything you are saying is right, Denmark is a great country, and god does exist !

THERE IS A GOD!

Thank you for such an eloquent thread.
Oh, by the way, enjoy an eternity in hell while you are sodomized by Satan and all his happy minions. I will enjoy watching it as I sit at the right hand of God.

[R.Geus]

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Yes, he was pretending to be an IRS agent visiting my home.

Maybe he only needed your help turning into a true Christian I'm not sure what the big boss upstairs will think about that....

[123conex]

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first off you got the flag wrong.. im from denmark.. !
btw. denmark was the first country to make a Christian flag.. witch you can see on the symbol on the flag..

and btw viking can not be translated into rape.. get your facts right..

The Danes created Pippi Longstocking,,, false sweden made pippi.. again get your facts right next time..

Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program) lie lie lie... in denmark rape is not allowed so seeing it on tv.. has never been done.. and btw.. denmark dosent have any channels for children.. the only cartoons channels in denmark is all made by american.. cartoonnetwork and fox kids. also called jedix.. and disney channel is all american channels.. so if there was rape on or tv it was on yours to..

Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children!
this is the stupidest think i have ever seen.. first off if you are gay you dont rape kids.. only pedophiles rapes kids.. and its not allowed to rape kids in denmark.. omg you are so retarded... LOL

[d3lia01]

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Thank you for such an eloquent thread.
Oh, by the way, enjoy an eternity in hell while you are sodomized by Satan and all his happy minions. I will enjoy watching it as I sit at the right hand of God.

i had to create myself an account for this! from a logical point of view i have very big doubts about the IQ average of most people here.

from a religious point of view what i would like to know is: what do you people imagine God says about you putting yourselves in his place and judging other people!? vanity is looked upon well in heaven!
but no hard feelings.. we all make mistakes and we should all learn to forgive..

[Benedict A. Davis]

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i had to create myself an account for this! from a logical point of view i have very big doubts about the IQ average of most people here.

from a religious point of view what i would like to know is: what do you people imagine God says about you putting yourselves in his place and judging other people!? vanity is looked upon well in heaven!
but no hard feelings.. we all make mistakes and we should all learn to forgive..

GOD INSTRUCTS US TO JUDGE
1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?

Everyone then comes back with the judge not lest ye be judged,'' right? please read this

If you wrongly believe that Jesus says we cannot judge or that only God can judge others, please read this sermon which explains Matthew 7:1-5 in a clear, easy-to-read manner.

[LardBoy]

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8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

I am not angry that you mock my country, nor will i try to disprove your 8 reasons why you think god hates this wonderful little kingdom, but would you PLEASE replace Suomen lippu with Dannebrog? (Suomen lippu is the Finnish word for their flag, Dannebrog is the Danish word for our flag)

[Felicity]

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@d3lia01 Welcome!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!

[Levi Jones]

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I am not angry that you mock my country, nor will i try to disprove your 8 reasons why you think god hates this wonderful little kingdom, but would you PLEASE replace Suomen lippu with Dannebrog? (Suomen lippu is the Finnish word for their flag, Dannebrog is the Danish word for our flag)

I understand how upset you are after getting beaten by Japan.

[M. Larsen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Just a quick thought: Why do so many claim that they will go to Heaven and that they will sit at God's right hand?
Isn't that spot reserved for Jesus?

[M. Larsen]

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I understand how upset you are after getting beaten by Japan.

What does this have to do with anything? Also, the guy's not upset at all xD

But if we have to bring sports into this...
Why do you have the World Series in baseball? Because, seriously... Noone but Americans play baseball.
And why do you call football football? I mean... The ball isn't even round, and you're running with the ball in your hands all the time. Why didn't you use the word football for soccer, you know, like everyone else does? Because that would really make sense, as you actually mostly use your feet and you have a proper ball...

Just foodd for thought ;P

[Levi Jones]

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Just a quick thought: Why do so many claim that they will go to Heaven and that they will sit at God's right hand?
Isn't that spot reserved for Jesus?

And the rest of the True Christians™.

Matthew 25:33-34 And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left. Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:

[Nobar King]

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Soccer is an English game. Football is an American game.

[Cranky Old Man]

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What does this have to do with anything? Also, the guy's not upset at all xD

Thats your problem right there. Danes are born losers who don't even care if they lose. Thank you for making the rest of the world laugh though.

Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."

[Meeto Meeto]

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And why do you call football football? I mean... The ball isn't even round, and you're running with the ball in your hands all the time. Why didn't you use the word football for soccer, you know, like everyone else does? Because that would really make sense, as you actually mostly use your feet and you have a proper ball...

Just foodd for thought ;P