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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #1666
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by The American Dane View Post
    I'm half American and half Dane and I'm proud to be both.
    What right thinking American would have sex with a Dane? Some whoremonger probably. Or a lesbian.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #1667
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      What right thinking American would have sex with a Dane? Some whoremonger probably. Or a lesbian.
      A drunken sailor no doubt. After 6 months at sea what do you expect, true love?

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      • Mark Christ
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2010
        • 84

        #1668
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        More proof God hates Damnedmark!

        This video proves beyond a shadow of doubt (not that any True Christian doubted it) that Damnedmark is full of nothing but homers and lezbeans.
        They might as well change their name to Sodom because it's full of evil sodomites. And this is a "tourism" film ! They are trying to recruit more homers.


        Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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        • Benedict A. Davis
          Winning Souls in his Winnebago
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 3900

          #1669
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          [QUOTE=Mark Christ;559632]More proof God hates Damnedmark!

          This video proves beyond a shadow of doubt (not that any True Christian doubted it) that Damnedmark is full of nothing but homers and lezbeans.
          They might as well change their name to Sodom because it's full of evil sodomites. And this is a "tourism" film ! They are trying to recruit more homers.

          Well paint me pink and send me to Daneland if I ever saw anything more disgusting and perverted than that clip. Is that supposed to attract decent folk to visit that place. That would be like us doing a travel log that says ''come to New York city and get mugged''!
          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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          • DenmarkFTW
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2010
            • 5

            #1670
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            8 reasons why GOD LOVES Denmark!
            <--- THIS IS OUR FLAG!! I am retarded!!


            1. We had the Vikings! the most Awesome people who ever lived! and beside, we where the first to discover The US! PROVEN! (LOYERED!)

            2. We are not the driveing force behind global climate hoax, we are simply too small a contry, ^^ so YAY FOR DENMARK!!! MUAHAHA!

            3. The Danish Prime minister is Rasmussen! and he was awesome! but he did never cykle in the Tour, he was too busy makeing Denmark MORE AWESOME!!!

            4. Atleast our DANISH authour wrote so meny stories that Disney took them to him, and made films over it, soutch as: The little Mermaid, and some others. WE ARE AWESOME!!!

            5. God loves us eaven more for makeing Lego, because it has brough so much good to the world! we are EAVEN MORE AWESOME NOW!

            6. God loves us because did NOT invent Pippi Longstockings! LOL! it was thoes sweden dudes, you know the neighbour contry we have? right to the left? just look in a Atlas, xD

            7. We have the same TV shows as you do, xD so by saying that we have 'Rape with brutality' and 'The Market for Liver' your saying that, that's what you have too, xD roflmao!

            8. God loves us, because know how to love thy neighbour, and Turn the other cheek,





            - I'm so glad i'm going to hell, WE HAVE STRIPPERS!!! xD and the fire down there, i'v heard its more like a cosy bonfire, xD cannot wait, (and let's face it, hell have been renewed since then,) ØL, FISSE, OG HORNMUSIK!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!



            - DENMARKFTW!!!! WE LOVE YOU DENMARK! Olé!!


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            • Dirk
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 1425

              #1671
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              You seem like a nice person, just you just have an inferiority complex.

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              • Mark Christ
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2010
                • 84

                #1672
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                @ DenmarkFTW

                1. We had the Vikings! the most Awesome people who ever lived! and beside, we where the first to discover The US! PROVEN! (LOYERED!)
                Vikings raped and pillaged. Only God says who can do that. And he certainly didn't mean Vikings.

                2. We are not the driveing force behind global climate hoax, we are simply too small a contry,
                Spell much? Such a small country, yet so many homers and lezbeans.

                3. The Danish Prime minister is Rasmussen! and he was awesome! but he did never cykle in the Tour, he was too busy makeing Denmark MORE AWESOME!!!
                More sinful is what you mean.

                4. Atleast our DANISH authour wrote so meny stories that Disney took them to him, and made films over it, soutch as: The little Mermaid, and some others. WE ARE AWESOME!!!
                It's well known Hans Christian(not) Anderson was a sodomite.

                5. God loves us eaven more for makeing Lego, because it has brough so much good to the world! we are EAVEN MORE AWESOME NOW!
                Ever step on a Lego in your bare feet? Lego's are the work of Satan.

                6. God loves us because did NOT invent Pippi Longstockings! LOL! it was thoes sweden dudes, you know the neighbour contry we have? right to the left? just look in a Atlas, xD
                God hates Sweden too. It's true. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44379

                7. We have the same TV shows as you do, xD so by saying that we have 'Rape with brutality' and 'The Market for Liver' your saying that, that's what you have too, xD roflmao!
                Huh?

                8. God loves us, because know how to love thy neighbour, and Turn the other cheek,
                Turn your butt cheek you mean you herring eating, knob gobbling homer.

                Repent!

                Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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                • DenmarkFTW
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 5

                  #1673
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by Mark Christ View Post
                  @ DenmarkFTW

                  1. We had the Vikings! the most Awesome people who ever lived! and beside, we where the first to discover The US! PROVEN! (LOYERED!)
                  Vikings raped and pillaged. Only God says who can do that. And he certainly didn't mean Vikings.

                  2. We are not the driveing force behind global climate hoax, we are simply too small a contry,
                  Spell much? Such a small country, yet so many homers and lezbeans.

                  3. The Danish Prime minister is Rasmussen! and he was awesome! but he did never cykle in the Tour, he was too busy makeing Denmark MORE AWESOME!!!
                  More sinful is what you mean.

                  4. Atleast our DANISH authour wrote so meny stories that Disney took them to him, and made films over it, soutch as: The little Mermaid, and some others. WE ARE AWESOME!!!
                  It's well known Hans Christian(not) Anderson was a sodomite.

                  5. God loves us eaven more for makeing Lego, because it has brough so much good to the world! we are EAVEN MORE AWESOME NOW!
                  Ever step on a Lego in your bare feet? Lego's are the work of Satan.

                  6. God loves us because did NOT invent Pippi Longstockings! LOL! it was thoes sweden dudes, you know the neighbour contry we have? right to the left? just look in a Atlas, xD
                  God hates Sweden too. It's true. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44379

                  7. We have the same TV shows as you do, xD so by saying that we have 'Rape with brutality' and 'The Market for Liver' your saying that, that's what you have too, xD roflmao!
                  Huh?

                  8. God loves us, because know how to love thy neighbour, and Turn the other cheek,
                  Turn your butt cheek you mean you herring eating, knob gobbling homer.

                  Repent!

                  MAKE ME YOU SON OF A B IT CH!!!

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                  • biza the godmocker
                    Unsaved trash, Godmocking foreigner
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 80

                    #1674
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                    I can't see any difference.
                    The Danish flag is Red with white stripes
                    Finland's flag is white with Blue stripes
                    Sweden's flag is Blue with yellow stripes
                    and Norway's flag is red with blue and white stripes
                    Are you color blind?
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                    • biza the godmocker
                      Unsaved trash, Godmocking foreigner
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 80

                      #1675
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
                      I don't know why King Diamond was left off the list.


                      He has influenced more than one generation of satanic heavy metallers. King Diamond has been exporting his satanic messages to the United States and other countries for over thirty years. Why this music hasn't been banned yet I have no idea.

                      This image is meant to scare you. I have burned multiple copies of this album over the years. It should not be heard by anyone.

                      The ridiculous shrieking heard on this song is in fact an incantation to join the Devil in his family. They literally want you to go to Hell and not to Heaven. The lyrics are hidden to protect innocent readers. Only men who are strong with the Lord should read them. You click the link, but you don't have to pay paypal):

                      I have said a prayer to protect myself and the other users of this forum from the evils of Danish influence.
                      I guess your not just into the metal music theme?
                      I love metal because (not of the ''satanic words'') of the insane speed they play on the instruments and still it make it sound so incredibly good

                      I heard King Diamond first in the game ''Brutal Legend'' were it fit fantastic.

                      P.S The burning picture is not made to scare you -.- it's made so you wanna buy it cause it looks cool
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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #1676
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by biza the godmocker View Post
                        I guess your not just into the metal music theme?
                        I love metal because (not of the ''satanic words'') of the insane speed they play on the instruments and still it make it sound so incredibly good

                        I heard King Diamond first in the game ''Brutal Legend'' were it fit fantastic.

                        P.S The burning picture is not made to scare you -.- it's made so you wanna buy it cause it looks cool
                        So you like listening to music made by Satan. You should throw that rubbish away and start listening to Christian music.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Dirk
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 1425

                          #1677
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by biza the godmocker View Post
                          The Danish flag is Red with white stripes
                          Finland's flag is white with Blue stripes
                          Sweden's flag is Blue with yellow stripes
                          and Norway's flag is red with blue and white stripes
                          Are you color blind?
                          I think you are the one that is color blind here my friend.

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                          • biza the godmocker
                            Unsaved trash, Godmocking foreigner
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 80

                            #1678
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                            I think you are the one that is color blind here my friend.
                            No, i did say the right colors

                            Finland's flag




                            Denmark's flag




                            Norweigan's flag




                            And Sweden's flag



                            I am right Cause i live in Sweden and I know how MY own flag look
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                            • biza the godmocker
                              Unsaved trash, Godmocking foreigner
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 80

                              #1679
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                              So you like listening to music made by Satan. You should throw that rubbish away and start listening to Christian music.
                              It can't be made by satan -.- I don't see Satan's name on it, do you?
                              No you don't! Because it's King Diamond's music.

                              Go to youtube and search for: King Diamond Cremation
                              That song is awesome and you might find it good too since there is no lyrics in it

                              No lyrics = no satanic words
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                              • Dirk
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 1425

                                #1680
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by biza the godmocker View Post
                                No, i did say the right colors

                                Finland's flag




                                Denmark's flag




                                Norweigan's flag




                                And Sweden's flag



                                I am right Cause i live in Sweden and I know how MY own flag look
                                Great, you don't even have a flag according to your post!

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