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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #1696
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by biza the godmocker View Post
    There is no eskimo's in Sweden!!!!

    NOBODY has everlasting life! You'll die sooner or later >.>
    That's not what the Holy Bible says.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • jennabenna
      Unsaved trash, nigra witch lesbian
      • May 2010
      • 262

      #1697
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      They are made to be small enough that a young child can easily insert them in their anus. Plus, they are made in rainbow colors, to promote gay pride.
      So are those stupid little flags they give schoolchildren on flag day. So are crayons. So are pencils. So are bouncy balls. So are.... Well, basically every small toy. You'll have to come up with better arguments than small and brightly colored.
      If you want to post here, you will abide by the rules. Admin

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #1698
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
        So are those stupid little flags they give schoolchildren on flag day. So are crayons. So are pencils. So are bouncy balls. So are.... Well, basically every small toy. You'll have to come up with better arguments than small and brightly colored.
        They put those little bumps on them to cause stimulation.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • The AntiAmerican Dane
          Unsaved trash, teenaged hatemonger
          • Jul 2010
          • 21

          #1699
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
          Dear half breed,
          As English is your first language since you say American Dane not danish american, you will have read that it is proper to introduce yourself prior to posting your opinions in this forum but in case you missed that part let me show you where Make an Introduction for yourself.

          Also you have rights here and here they are.
          Make an Introduction for yourself. Noobs read this

          I, for one, am interested in hearing all about you please share your religious preference and maybe tell us about your Baptism.
          I didn't make a user on here to be discriminated against by you, so please dont do that. Danish is my first language as was the intent of showing it by describing myself as a DANE.
          Luk dog røven din klamme so, jeg skriver kraftedeme hvad jeg vil her!

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          • The AntiAmerican Dane
            Unsaved trash, teenaged hatemonger
            • Jul 2010
            • 21

            #1700
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            What right thinking American would have sex with a Dane? Some whoremonger probably. Or a lesbian.
            Oh yes, absolutely. An American citizen and a filthy dane. What has the world come to? So I'm just some other no-good breed?
            To your information, I am an American as well as Danish citizen
            Luk dog røven din klamme so, jeg skriver kraftedeme hvad jeg vil her!

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            • The AntiAmerican Dane
              Unsaved trash, teenaged hatemonger
              • Jul 2010
              • 21

              #1701
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              You're a true Dane!
              [demonic eskimo gibberish deleted]
              Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 07-20-2010, 10:45 PM. Reason: American only!
              Luk dog røven din klamme so, jeg skriver kraftedeme hvad jeg vil her!

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              • Warner S. Davidson
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 586

                #1702
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally Posted by The American Dane
                Oh yes, absolutely. An American citizen and a filthy dane. What has the world come to? So I'm just some other no-good breed?
                To your information, I am an American as well as Danish citizen
                You and you backward non Christian country are responsible for Satan’s furniture IKEEA What is wrong with normal furniture??? Why do you thrust these un Godly furnishings upon the World??

                Why do you cowardly mock us True Christians™ here via you science fiction fantasies

                2 Samuel 19:8

                So the king got up and took his seat in the gateway. When the men were told, "The king is sitting in the gateway," they all came before him.
                2 Samuel 22:31

                As for God, His way is perfect;
                The word of the LORD is proven;
                He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                • AshBee
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 26

                  #1703
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Silly, God doesn't hate.

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                  • Warner S. Davidson
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 586

                    #1704
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    AshBee.

                    Are you another Danish Eskimo too????
                    2 Samuel 22:31

                    As for God, His way is perfect;
                    The word of the LORD is proven;
                    He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #1705
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by AshBee View Post
                      Silly, God doesn't hate.
                      This is a bit like fish in a barrel. Perhaps you should knock the dust off your Bible before speculating as to what's in it.

                      You might want to start with

                      Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                      A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                      An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                      A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #1706
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by AshBee View Post
                        Silly, God doesn't hate.
                        how often do we have to post this.

                        Leviticus 20:23
                        And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

                        Psalm 5:5
                        The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

                        Psalm 11:5
                        The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

                        Proverbs 6:16-19
                        These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.


                        Hosea 9:15
                        I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings.

                        Malachi 1:3
                        And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

                        Romans 9:13
                        As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.


                        Could you please actually READ your Bible before you start telling us what God thinks?
                        Drama queen

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                        • The AntiAmerican Dane
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged hatemonger
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 21

                          #1707
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by Warner S. Davidson View Post
                          You and you backward non Christian country are responsible for Satan’s furniture IKEEA What is wrong with normal furniture??? Why do you thrust these un Godly furnishings upon the World??
                          IKEA is Swedish... Just saying
                          Luk dog røven din klamme so, jeg skriver kraftedeme hvad jeg vil her!

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #1708
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by The American Dane View Post
                            IKEA is Swedish... Just saying
                            Dane say Ikea is Swedish
                            Swedes say Ikea is Danish
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Mrs. Rogers
                              compassion personified
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2692

                              #1709
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by The American Dane View Post
                              IKEA is Swedish... Just saying
                              Oh for goodness sake -- why so nitpicky? All you Swedmarkish Dutches speak the same language and look alike anyway; so it follows that you all use the same sort of furniture.
                              True Christians are Perfect!

                              Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                              Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                              For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                              • Warner S. Davidson
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 586

                                #1710
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Sister Rogers:

                                Thank you - Yet again your Godly common sense prevails

                                These un Godley Danes with their IKEEA & VOLLVO'S are really quite petty & tiresome
                                2 Samuel 22:31

                                As for God, His way is perfect;
                                The word of the LORD is proven;
                                He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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