[Attila's Wife]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

We have, on average 45 homocides per year, including traffic accidents.

Homocides? Are you telling me that for all your liberal claims, you Danes kill homosexuals by running them over with your sleds?

[Caibai]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Every time I get insulted for being Danish, I go to the hospital and get my feels checked for free. <3

Me too! Being Danish is awesome!

[Caibai]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Wow this is not a joke. Then to you i must be a 'sinner'. I am both Danish and American. I am A LOT more proud to be Danish though. I live in Denmark, and I don't believe in God. Go ahead and condemn me, it honestly wouldn't mean a thing. I believe that a good person is determined by their actions, not by their belief in some fictional character who you call 'god' and 'Jesus'.
This whole site is quite amusing to me. No matter what you do or say, this is one big joke!
I mean you didn't even get the flag or the facts right! We had nothing to do with Pippi longstocking. That was the swede, Astrid lindgren. Also rape is 'voldtægt'.
Homosexual couples can adopt, because that is a human right.
They do not rape their children.
Also if you look at statistics, Denmark has a lot fewer rapes per year percentage. We have, on average 45 homocides per year, including traffic accidents.

So yes, I think Denmark is better than the US, and I really don't care about you, or god.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Is there anyone who wonders why God hates these perverts of the north?

Finland's New Stamps are Drawings of Gay Bondage Porn

I can't remember the last time I even saw a stamp, but then again I don't live in Finland, where their new stamps feature drawings of gay bondage porn.

The drawings come courtesy of the Tom of Finland Foundation, the organization that controls the works of the famous Finnish gay porn artist born Touko Laaksonen. In a statement, Finland's post office praised Laaksonen's contribution to culture.

His emphatically masculine homoerotic drawings have attained iconic status in their genre and had an influence on, for instance, pop culture and fashion. In his works, Tom of Finland utilized the self-irony and humor typical of subcultures.

The stamps will go into circulation in August of this year.

I predict that God will smite Denmark with a plague of fire, to melt all their igloos!

[Mary Thompson]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

You have a waaaay to big fantasy, how the do you keep coming up with this crap, and the worst part, you even seem to be proud for humiliating an entire nation.
Crazy old man would suit you beter.

If your parents had any sense they would beat you! Mr. Old Man is a very respected member of the community and it is NEVER your place to insult a True Christian! And of all things, can you even spell?
And of course Mr. Old Man will be proud to do The Lord's work, after all, he'll be in Heaven and you'll be in Hell

[DeBoerIsTroef]

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You have a waaaay to big fantasy, how the do you keep coming up with this crap, and the worst part, you even seem to be proud for humiliating an entire nation.
Crazy old man would suit you beter.

[Cranky Old Man]

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We even advertise hate of god on our coins

[ViSkalFrelsesVedTro]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Heres another reason why god hates Denmark.

We even advertise hate of god on our coins:

[Alvin Moss]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Every time I get insulted for being Danish, I go to the hospital and get my feels checked for free. <3

If I was a Danish and felt insulted due to the constant rebukes Norwegians get from the rest of the world, I believe I'd go to some other more godly country.

I must be hard to be a Danish, but Hell will be worse.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I go to the hospital and get my feels checked

So you're gay. Why do you hate Jesus?

[Flyingpasta]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Every time I get insulted for being Danish, I go to the hospital and get my feels checked for free. <3

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

May to love of Jesus Christ be with you.

The love of Jesus is with us as we are believers. Jesus loves believers. And those who don't believe will be destroyed over and over in Hell.

• Those who don't believe, go to Hell. No exceptions. No mercy. (Mark 16:16, Revelation 21:8, John 15:6, John 14:6)
• It's better to cut off our body parts than to sin. (Matthew 5:29-30, Mark 9:43-48)

[Samantha Old]

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Denmark does not as far as I know have that many muslims, but like most countries, do have some muslim imigrants.


I still write with some of the members of the Baptist community in Denmark and most Christians in Denmark is Lutheran, maybe becouse it is what they are born and raised with.
Wiccans are very, very few in Denmark, I am told less then 10 persons are known to have those strange beliefs.
There are some, but less then 200 persons who still belief in the old heathen nordic gods, the same gods, that the vikings, who came from the Nordic countries did, when the vikings existed. I find it wierd that anyone belief in heathen gods.
A great deal more is members of pentecostal church I am not sure how many or what that church is about, sence I have never been in one, but I think it is some sort of movement that had startet from here in USA.


Now I got to go to work. I am a nurse, working in a hospital and work schedules are long, but when I get home and have had some sleep, I will go in to the introduction forum.

[Attila's Wife]

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We do not need our Pastor to pray, but he is a kind man, who often say prayers when I am unsure about how to form them.

Ah, now I understand. I assume you are quite young, then?

I must take back my statement that most Dane`s are Christians.

GLORY! Well done dear. Admitting your errors is the first step to Salvation® and True Christianity™.

38 percent describe themselves as not religious, 34 percent have found their own way of being religious in, only 4 percent are trying to organize their lives according to religious tradition.
60 percent think there are truths in many religions, only 10 percent believe that Christianity is the only true religion.

So, if I have this right, 38% admit to being atheists; 34% are lunatic Wiccans but do not admit it, and only 4% actually follow some form of "religious" lifestyle - in Denmark, that would presumably mean being a Mooslim? Of the remaining however-many - math is not my strong point, but I make it 24% - only 10% pretend to be Christians, mostly Lutherans or some other weird sect.

As you say, this is very discouraging! But at least you are able to thank for removing you from that dreadful country at an early age.

This is turning into an interesting discussion, dear, but I noticed that you have not yet started your own thread in the Introduction Forum. This is where we get to know you properly - tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

I will pray for you.

YiC
AW

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

We do not need our Pastor to pray, but he is a kind man, who often say prayers when I am unsure about how to form them.


I must take back my statement that most Dane`s are Christians. It can only be said that some Danes are Christian. I was able to get some more statistics :


Reference is made to studies showing that it goes strongly back for the faith in Denmark. 38 percent describe themselves as not religious, 34 percent have found their own way of being religious in, only 4 percent are trying to organize their lives according to religious tradition.
60 percent think there are truths in many religions, only 10 percent believe that Christianity is the only true religion.


Quite discouraging. I guess I have to remember that not all people in Danmark is like those met in the Danish Babtist churches as a child.

That's 144%

YIC