[Dutchsexfiend]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Newsflash: A lot of the True Christians™ are from Europe, including Denmark, Sweden, etc.

Newsflash #2: All those Christians you know around you believe in the same book, that tells them the same things. So either they believe it completely or they're stupid hypocrites (because the book itself says that if you don't believe it completely it won't do you a bit of good, you're going to Hell anyway).

So don't think the U.S.A. has some kind of monopoly on stupidity.

yes U.S.A. has some kind of monopoly on stupidity
maybe it'll be the bad education in the USA

[Eva_Christensen]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Why do you guys hate Europe?

Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the Lord hate:
Yea, seven are an abomination unto him:

A proud look,

a lying tongue

And hands that shed innocent blood,

An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations,

Feet that be swift in running to mischief,

A false witness that speaketh lies,

And he that soweth discord among brethren

[DemonThinker96]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Why do you guys hate Europe?

[Eva_Christensen]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Eva. You are Swedish. Have you not seen how this site hates swedes too? How they think Ikea is run by nazis!
Also they think the Swedish flag is the Danish flag!

What part of Scandinavia I am from, is irrelevant - it is all one big cesspool of paganism and unholy sex

I would advise you to change your wayward ways, and turn to The Lord instead - there is still hope for you if you

YiC
Eva

[Didymus Much]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Never seen so stupid people as americans...

Newsflash: A lot of the True Christians(tm) are from Europe, including Denmark, Sweden, etc.

Newsflash #2: All those Christians you know around you believe in the same book, that tells them the same things. So either they believe it completely or they're stupid hypocrites (because the book itself says that if you don't believe it completely it won't do you a bit of good, you're going to Hell anyway).

So don't think the U.S.A. has some kind of monopoly on stupidity.

[Dutchsexfiend]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Never seen so stupid people as americans

1001 God has reason to kill the gay land usa

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Why are you so mean to her? It's not her fault that she was born in a an ungodly third world country. She is struggling to achieve Salvation.

Between seeking the approval of a hateful, immoral, heathen from the country of barbaric vikings, or the approval of the loving, merciful, perfect, glorious, inspirational, wonderful, dedicated, jealous, sweet, sweet Lord Jesus, I cannot imagine an easier choice to be made.

[Basilissa]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Eva. You are Swedish. Have you not seen how this site hates swedes too? How they think Ikea is run by nazis!
Also they think the Swedish flag is the Danish flag!

Why are you so mean to her? It's not her fault that she was born in a an ungodly third world country. She is struggling to achieve Salvation.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Of course not. We don't really have snow and sleds here, so when tragic accidents do happen, it's usually by car, like in America:-)
And we don't kill homosexuals:-) that would be weird if we just targeted homosexuals with sleds. Don't you think?;-)

So then, you kill them with your cars. That is very cruel and messy, too. Shame on you Swedes.

[Caibai]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

If you mean going to hell is awsome

The danes are notorious for not following the word of the Lord, and the danish church is a world-class cherrypicker organisation!

Quote; "The Church wants to share the gospel with all people. This means that we want the good news of God’s unconditional love for all to break through in the world!"

http://www.lutheranchurch.dk/local-involvement/interfaith-relations/

Thats not quite what the bible says;

Revelation 21:8; But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death

John 14:21; He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him

YiC
Eva

Eva. You are Swedish. Have you not seen how this site hates swedes too? How they think Ikea is run by nazis!
Also they think the Swedish flag is the Danish flag!

[Caibai]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Homocides? Are you telling me that for all your liberal claims, you Danes kill homosexuals by running them over with your sleds?

Of course not. We don't really have snow and sleds here, so when tragic accidents do happen, it's usually by car, like in America:-)
And we don't kill homosexuals:-) that would be weird if we just targeted homosexuals with sleds. Don't you think?;-)

[Eva_Christensen]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Me too! Being Danish is awesome!

If you mean going to hell is awsome

The danes are notorious for not following the word of the Lord, and the danish church is a world-class cherrypicker organisation!

Quote; "The Church wants to share the gospel with all people. This means that we want the good news of God’s unconditional love for all to break through in the world!"

http://www.lutheranchurch.dk/local-involvement/interfaith-relations/

Thats not quite what the bible says;

Revelation 21:8; But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death

John 14:21; He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him

YiC
Eva

[ThomasKarlsson]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Can you prove we're wrong?

You must learn some geography. It is the flag of Finland, and not Denmark. If you want to see the danish flag, read the post made by total-homer

[Alvin Moss]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Wow this is not a joke. Then to you i must be a 'sinner'. I am both Danish and American. I am A LOT more proud to be Danish though. I live in Denmark, and I don't believe in God. Go ahead and condemn me, it honestly wouldn't mean a thing. I believe that a good person is determined by their actions, not by their belief in some real character who you call 'god' and 'Jesus'.
This whole site is quite amusing to me. No matter what you do or say, this is one big joke!
I mean you didn't even get the flag or the facts right! We had nothing to do with Pippi longstocking. That was the swede, Astrid lindgren. Also rape is 'voldtægt'.
Homosexual couples can adopt, because that is a human right.
They do not rape their children.
Also if you look at statistics, Denmark has a lot fewer rapes per year percentage. We have, on average 45 homocides per year, including traffic accidents.

So yes, I think Denmark is better than the US, and I really don't care about you, or god.

Well Cal, you Swedes have proven to be quite pesky in the past and you are no surprise. As you know, newcomers are placed under investigation to ascertain whether or not they are fit company for Christians. I have to tell you that things are not going well for you in the investigation.

You obviously hate God and Christians. You hate America, too. God will surely punish you. One day, you will be called before Him to account for your activities, including God hating and Christian vexing. He may also ask you to explain the awful butter cookies you people send over here.

I expect your interview is likely to go poorly.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Wow this is not a joke. Then to you i must be a 'sinner'. I am both Danish and American. I am A LOT more proud to be Danish though. I live in Denmark, and I don't believe in God. Go ahead and condemn me, it honestly wouldn't mean a thing. I believe that a good person is determined by their actions, not by their belief in some real character who you call 'god' and 'Jesus'.
This whole site is quite amusing to me. No matter what you do or say, this is one big joke!
I mean you didn't even get the flag or the facts right! We had nothing to do with Pippi longstocking. That was the swede, Astrid lindgren. Also rape is 'voldtægt'.
Homosexual couples can adopt, because that is a human right.
They do not rape their children.
Also if you look at statistics, Denmark has a lot fewer rapes per year percentage. We have, on average 45 homocides per year, including traffic accidents.

So yes, I think Denmark is better than the US, and I really don't care about you, or god.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.