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  • #2776
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by SamSeekingSalvation View Post

    Pastor Zeke, I do not have any sort of authority.
    Now we're getting somewhere.

    Have you ever even been to church?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #2777
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Now we're getting somewhere.

      Have you ever even been to church?
      Yes, I have been to Church, but I have yet to find a proper True Christian Church. The only one I know of is LBC, but I live in Florida and can't drive there.

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      • #2778
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by SamSeekingSalvation View Post
        It isn't a lecture, just a correction.
        Sam, in every organization there is a hierarchy. In Jesus' church it happens to go like this.

        God/Jesus/Holy Spirit
        The Bible
        Senior Pastors
        Deaconesses and Pastor's fiancees
        True Christian™ Men
        True Christian™ ladies (like our beloved Lisa).
        Forum Member men
        Forum Member ladies
        Paco who cleans the church at night
        Consuela his wife
        The rest of the unsaved trash












        You.

        The sooner you learn how to play nicely with others and become a member of the team, the sooner you can become more of an equal. Right now, you are a wad of cookie dough who needs to be sharpened into a weapon for the LORD.

        Learn your place.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        • #2779
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by SamSeekingSalvation View Post
          Yes, I have been to Church, but I have yet to find a proper True Christian Church. The only one I know of is LBC, but I live in Florida and can't drive there.
          Start searching HERE.

          You need some churching up, Sammy.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #2780
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Denmark <3

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            • #2781
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by lucifers lover View Post
              Denmark <3
              Btw <3 means a heart ..

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              • #2782
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by lucifers lover View Post
                Btw <3 means a heart ..
                So why don't you learn to write properly instead of some gobbledygook.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • #2783
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Are u a lesbian ?

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                  • #2784
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by lucifers lover View Post
                    Are u a lesbian ?
                    Why would I answer that question. Show some respect for a True Christian woman.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • #2785
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      @lucifers lover Why use <3 instead of ? Are you new to the Internet?
                      I Jesus!

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                      • #2786
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Now if we're all honest, isn't this complete crap what the old cranky man is writing here? Why should god hate denmark? Just because the children play with LEGO, originally being a few wood toys just having developed into a big concern. Wow, some of you ar e using Windows PCs, you are now going to hell! God does like Windows as much as LEGO and Denmark, I suppose! "You should never use any Microsoft Products or try to only use the ones you really get for free" (Leech 19.2, the leech sp34k book, chapter 23.5 line 25f) Another thing is: Don't always trust the internet. Don't always trust what's being said on the internet. Just because some old cranky guy says something, that's in nowhere true. I'm sure I could find another 10 000 arguments against the US aswell as against any other european, eastern or indian country. "Never trust what's being said to you in the internet. You may end up brain-damaged" (Leech 19.3, the leech sp34k book, chapter 30 line 1ff) Kinds regards

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                        • #2787
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by theholydenmarkmotion View Post
                          isn't this complete crap what the old cranky man is writing here?
                          No!
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • #2788
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by theholydenmarkmotion View Post
                            Now if we're all honest, isn't this complete crap what the old cranky man is writing here? Why should god hate denmark? Just because the children play with LEGO, originally being a few wood toys just having developed into a big concern. Wow, some of you ar e using Windows PCs, you are now going to hell! God does like Windows as much as LEGO and Denmark, I suppose! "You should never use any Microsoft Products or try to only use the ones you really get for free" (Leech 19.2, the leech sp34k book, chapter 23.5 line 25f) Another thing is: Don't always trust the internet. Don't always trust what's being said on the internet. Just because some old cranky guy says something, that's in nowhere true. I'm sure I could find another 10 000 arguments against the US aswell as against any other european, eastern or indian country. "Never trust what's being said to you in the internet. You may end up brain-damaged" (Leech 19.3, the leech sp34k book, chapter 30 line 1ff) Kinds regards
                            Why would you say God hates Windows, what has this got to do with Denmark. True, you cannot believe everything on the internet, your post is a classic example.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • #2789
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              So, why isn't it?`Writing a single word is a easy task, though explaining it shows how holy you really are!

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                              • #2790
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Don't listen to Lisa, she is a lesbian!

                                @ theholydenmarkmotion

                                Amen !

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