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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #2776
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by SamSeekingSalvation View Post

    Pastor Zeke, I do not have any sort of authority.
    Now we're getting somewhere.

    Have you ever even been to church?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • SamSeekingSalvation
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2010
        • 41
        #2777
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Now we're getting somewhere.

        Have you ever even been to church?
        Yes, I have been to Church, but I have yet to find a proper True Christian Church. The only one I know of is LBC, but I live in Florida and can't drive there.

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930
            #2778
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by SamSeekingSalvation View Post
            It isn't a lecture, just a correction.
            Sam, in every organization there is a hierarchy. In Jesus' church it happens to go like this.

            God/Jesus/Holy Spirit
            The Bible
            Senior Pastors
            Deaconesses and Pastor's fiancees
            True Christian™ Men
            True Christian™ ladies (like our beloved Lisa).
            Forum Member men
            Forum Member ladies
            Paco who cleans the church at night
            Consuela his wife
            The rest of the unsaved trash












            You.

            The sooner you learn how to play nicely with others and become a member of the team, the sooner you can become more of an equal. Right now, you are a wad of cookie dough who needs to be sharpened into a weapon for the LORD.

            Learn your place.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552
                #2779
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by SamSeekingSalvation View Post
                Yes, I have been to Church, but I have yet to find a proper True Christian Church. The only one I know of is LBC, but I live in Florida and can't drive there.
                Start searching HERE.

                You need some churching up, Sammy.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • lucifers lover
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                    Under Investigation
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 8
                    #2780
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Denmark <3

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                      • lucifers lover
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                        • Sep 2010
                        • 8
                        #2781
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by lucifers lover View Post
                        Denmark <3
                        Btw <3 means a heart ..

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070
                            #2782
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by lucifers lover View Post
                            Btw <3 means a heart ..
                            So why don't you learn to write properly instead of some gobbledygook.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • lucifers lover
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                                Under Investigation
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 8
                                #2783
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Are u a lesbian ?

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                                  • Lisa H
                                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 5070
                                    #2784
                                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                    Originally posted by lucifers lover View Post
                                    Are u a lesbian ?
                                    Why would I answer that question. Show some respect for a True Christian woman.
                                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                      • Felicity
                                        As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Apr 2010
                                        • 4834
                                        #2785
                                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                        @lucifers lover Why use <3 instead of ? Are you new to the Internet?
                                        I Jesus!

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                                          • theholydenmarkmotion
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                                            Under Investigation
                                            • Sep 2010
                                            • 4
                                            #2786
                                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                            Now if we're all honest, isn't this complete crap what the old cranky man is writing here? Why should god hate denmark? Just because the children play with LEGO, originally being a few wood toys just having developed into a big concern. Wow, some of you ar e using Windows PCs, you are now going to hell! God does like Windows as much as LEGO and Denmark, I suppose! "You should never use any Microsoft Products or try to only use the ones you really get for free" (Leech 19.2, the leech sp34k book, chapter 23.5 line 25f) Another thing is: Don't always trust the internet. Don't always trust what's being said on the internet. Just because some old cranky guy says something, that's in nowhere true. I'm sure I could find another 10 000 arguments against the US aswell as against any other european, eastern or indian country. "Never trust what's being said to you in the internet. You may end up brain-damaged" (Leech 19.3, the leech sp34k book, chapter 30 line 1ff) Kinds regards

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                                              • Cranky Old Man
                                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                                 
                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 22354
                                                #2787
                                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                                Originally posted by theholydenmarkmotion View Post
                                                isn't this complete crap what the old cranky man is writing here?
                                                No!
                                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                  • Lisa H
                                                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jun 2010
                                                    • 5070
                                                    #2788
                                                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                                    Originally posted by theholydenmarkmotion View Post
                                                    Now if we're all honest, isn't this complete crap what the old cranky man is writing here? Why should god hate denmark? Just because the children play with LEGO, originally being a few wood toys just having developed into a big concern. Wow, some of you ar e using Windows PCs, you are now going to hell! God does like Windows as much as LEGO and Denmark, I suppose! "You should never use any Microsoft Products or try to only use the ones you really get for free" (Leech 19.2, the leech sp34k book, chapter 23.5 line 25f) Another thing is: Don't always trust the internet. Don't always trust what's being said on the internet. Just because some old cranky guy says something, that's in nowhere true. I'm sure I could find another 10 000 arguments against the US aswell as against any other european, eastern or indian country. "Never trust what's being said to you in the internet. You may end up brain-damaged" (Leech 19.3, the leech sp34k book, chapter 30 line 1ff) Kinds regards
                                                    Why would you say God hates Windows, what has this got to do with Denmark. True, you cannot believe everything on the internet, your post is a classic example.
                                                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                                      • theholydenmarkmotion
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                                                        Under Investigation
                                                        • Sep 2010
                                                        • 4
                                                        #2789
                                                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                                        So, why isn't it?`Writing a single word is a easy task, though explaining it shows how holy you really are!

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                                                          • lucifers lover
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            Under Investigation
                                                            • Sep 2010
                                                            • 8
                                                            #2790
                                                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                                            Don't listen to Lisa, she is a lesbian!

                                                            @ theholydenmarkmotion

                                                            Amen !

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