[Sister Christina]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

The danish newspaper known as BT is on to you.

http://www.bt.dk/utroligt-men-sandt/...er-gud-danmark

Basicly they are saying that everything we do and are is a joke. Well...to me the joke is on them. We are not the ones going to burn in the Eternal Flames of Hell with an enlarged fork up our rears.

We can only hope that the devilspawn Denmarkians will believe these evil lies and stop harrasing us on Gods Favorite Forum.

I wouldn't be surprised to find out that cathlicks or even mooslimbs are the owners of BT, trying to make their so-called religions seem true.

[Lisa H]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

The danish newspaper known as BT is on to you.

http://www.bt.dk/utroligt-men-sandt/...er-gud-danmark

After running the link through my demonic translator, I am glad to see Demarkians are finally waking up. Although the author thinks Landover Baptist is joke, others will read it and will find salvation. Perhaps we should thank the unknown author for making Denmarkians aware of Cranky Old Man's effort and wanting to help ensure salvation for Denmark.

[Herbert Marning]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Blessed be you all for speaking such truths. I will pray that more newspapers in Denmark sees this, and help open the eyes of sleepers, that Denmark is indeed doomed, unless we change our ways.

We are the worst, I'm not in any way proud of it, I am almost brought to tears by it, but cling to the hope that even for the greatest of sinners, salvation is still possible by the magificent grace of God and his son Jesus.

Also I see that the puny French, and swedes only got one tenth of the attention that Denmark has gotten, and with such a formidable force for the salvation of Denmark I do have hopes that all is still not lost.

Thank you all, and God Bless you

[handmaiden]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

God, in His wisdom, sometimes saves the worst sinners so that all might see His Glory.

Even as God blinded Paul so that he could then see Jesus, so may God do for Denmark. I know that bits and pieces of the dennish language are similar to English, so God's grace may shine on them yet.

Prayerfully Yours,

Handmaiden

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

This thread at 295 pages is getting to be of Biblical proportions and a severe strain on Landover's Godly bandwidth. You Danes are thin-skinned bunch.
Just accept the fact that God (who 99.7% of you don't believe in anyway) hates Denmark and Danes Okay? (Excepting the Godly and lovely True Christian TM Sister Christina)

At least the Russians had a pair and when they were told God hated them, they just shrugged, nodded and asked for another bottle of vodka. It's time to let it go Denmark. Go on with your secular humanist non-lives and quit trying to deny the obvious.

Amen!

[plakata1]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I had to register just to .. yeah .. to leave a post to mark that I was here.

I'm shocked right now. Are you really religious in the way you express here, or is this just a really good troll-thread?

I actually had a larger post written but then I realized that dealing with fanatics or forum-trolls have the same result: Obstruction. I really can't figure out if you guys are for real. IF you are for real, you should be worried about a normal person having to think about whether or not you really believe in what you say.


Let me state it this way:

Dear Baptish Church:
WTF?

The sad part about this is that if I go to paradise I will meet you guys and I would really not enjoy an eternity with you.

If I go to hell I would have to spend the eternity with all the other fanatics that suck just as much as you do.


Thats why I'm an atheist. I'll just be dead. You go live forever. I'll manage not to.

WIN

PS: Religious people scare me more than anything else. You should try really hard to figure out why. Look in the mirror.

[Lisa H]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I had to register just to .. yeah .. to leave a post to mark that I was here.

I'm shocked right now. Are you really religious in the way you express here, or is this just a really good troll-thread?

I actually had a larger post written but then I realized that dealing with fanatics or forum-trolls have the same result: Obstruction. I really can't figure out if you guys are for real. IF you are for real, you should be worried about a normal person having to think about whether or not you really believe in what you say.


Let me state it this way:

Dear Baptish Church:
WTF?

The sad part about this is that if I go to paradise I will meet you guys and I would really not enjoy an eternity with you.

If I go to hell I would have to spend the eternity with all the other fanatics that suck just as much as you do.


Thats why I'm an atheist. I'll just be dead. You go live forever. I'll manage not to.

WIN

PS: Religious people scare me more than anything else. You should try really hard to figure out why. Look in the mirror.

Dear plankton,

This is a True Christian site. As Christians when we die, we go to Heaven. It is only you Muslims that believe in going to paradise. Since you are a God mocking fool who wants to goto hell, I will not be seeing you in Heaven.

Lisa

PS: If True Christians scare you, then you must be afraid of your damned afterlife.

[Herbert Marning]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

...lots of gibberish....That's why I'm an atheist. I'll just be dead. You go live forever. I'll manage not to. ... even more gibberish

God is not a supermarket, where you can choose a Buddhist paradise by worshipping Buddha, a Mohammedan paradise, but worshipping Mohammed, or oblivion by declaring yourself an atheist.
You can not opt out of reality by declaring yourself an atheist, that is just like an ostrich putting its head in a hole, thinking its in cover. it doesn't work that way.
By declaring yourself an atheist, you declare yourself an enemy of God, and will burn in Hell in all eternity for it.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I had to register just to .. yeah .. to leave a post to mark that I was here.

I'm shocked right now. Are you really religious in the way you express here, or is this just a really good troll-thread?

I actually had a larger post written but then I realized that dealing with fanatics or forum-trolls have the same result: Obstruction. I really can't figure out if you guys are for real. IF you are for real, you should be worried about a normal person having to think about whether or not you really believe in what you say.


Let me state it this way:

Dear Baptish Church:
WTF?
The sad part about this is that if I go to paradise I will meet you guys and I would really not enjoy an eternity with you.

Well that's kind of the point. Only the people who worship God with all of their hearts and souls actually make it into Heaven.
Hebrews 12:28 Wherefore we receiving a kingdom which cannot be moved, let us have grace, whereby we may serve God acceptably with reverence and godly fear:

If I go to hell I would have to spend the eternity with all the other fanatics that suck just as much as you do.

No you won't be spending your time with us, because we will be in Heaven.
Luke 16:20-25 And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores, And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores. And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried; And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame. But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.

Thats why I'm an atheist. I'll just be dead. You go live forever. I'll manage not to.

WIN

You really thinks that's how it works? That the Christians get to go to heaven, the boodhists Nirvana, Hinoos wherever the heck it is they want and the atheists just rot in the ground?

Sorry, you are sorely deluded.

Isaiah 28:15-18 Because ye have said, We have made a covenant with death, and with hell are we at agreement; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves: Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD, Behold, I lay in Zion for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious corner stone, a sure foundation: he that believeth shall not make haste. Judgment also will I lay to the line, and righteousness to the plummet: and the hail shall sweep away the refuge of lies, and the waters shall overflow the hiding place. And your covenant with death shall be disannulled, and your agreement with hell shall not stand; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, then ye shall be trodden down by it.

PS: Religious people scare me more than anything else. You should try really hard to figure out why. Look in the mirror.

We scare you because you are afraid that we have the Truth©. You are afraid of the pits of hell, and are upset that we dare to tell you about it. Well, the only way to avoid Hell is to get right with God, and the only way of doing that is to Read the KJV1611 Bible and follow every word written within it.
Galatians. 4:16 "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"

[sippion]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Why are you say so about my country what about you country,are you living in hell,or what and all other country in the world are not so good the are left theres country when there war not danish viking the are staying to the last man stand.

Pippi is svensk

White flag whit blue blue kors is finland.

Yes we are makeing lego and that is nice.

Yes we have voldtagt,what about all other countries they have to.

And we are raped no girl,the other countries are doing that.

Why are you not beliving in you self and not god.

[Lisa H]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Why are you say so about my country what about you country,are you living in hell,or what and all other country in the world are not so good the are left theres country when there war not danish viking the are staying to the last man stand.

Pippi is svensk

White flag whit blue blue kors is finland.

Yes we are makeing lego and that is nice.

Yes we have voldtagt,what about all other countries they have to.

And we are raped no girl,the other countries are doing that.

Why are you not beliving in you self and not god.

At least you could have read the entire thread before posting your comment.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

At least you could have read the entire thread before posting your comment.

I could not agree more. Those Danmarkians are incredibly lazy. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."

[hannpann]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

And what is that supposed to mean?




You claim to be Danish but yet you don't know how your own flag looks like?

You can't be serious.

"Pippi" sounds pretty Danish to me. Why are you trying to hide your shame by blaming it on the Swedish people? Why do you hate Jesus so much?

Im sorry dude, but are you a retard ? seriously !
The flag that was used is a finnish flag, not a danish !
were on earth did he get the idea that the finnish flag is the danish ?

and pippi is deffinetly not danish, but swedish, many people in scandinavia lnows that, you retard !

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Im sorry dude, but are you a retard ? seriously ! The flag that was used is a finnish flag, not a danish ! were on earth did he get the idea that the finnish flag is the danish ? and pippi is deffinetly not danish, but swedish, many people in scandinavia lnows that, you retard !

It seems to be you who is the retard. 100% of the information in my postings is 100% correct! You cannot argue with facts!

[hannpann]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I could not agree more. Those Danmarkians are incredibly lazy. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."

pleas stop saying Danmarkians, it is annoying! it is called danish people