[UnsavedDane]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I grew up in Denmark, and I just always knew something was wrong when were were seated by the TV to watch the Rape channel, but no-one ever talked about it. They called it DR and said it was the only channel we had and how were we to know? I have wanted to speak out so many times about the whores, the constant raping of goats etc., but only now have I been given a voice.

I have taken the first small step perhaps towards salvation.

Oh, and yes, the climate thing is totally a hoax and the so-called Danes who write in here are all whores - I know them all personally.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I grew up in Denmark, and I just always knew something was wrong when were were seated by the TV to watch the Rape channel, but no-one ever talked about it. They called it DR and said it was the only channel we had and how were we to know? I have wanted to speak out so many times about the whores, the constant raping of goats etc., but only now have I been given a voice.

I have taken the first small step perhaps towards salvation.

Oh, and yes, the climate thing is totally a hoax and the so-called Danes who write in here are all whores - I know them all personally.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Well, you are almost right, most of the denmarkians are indeed whores, so I'll forgive you this time.
Welcome UnsavedDane. It would be very polite of you, if you went to the introduction forum, and told us a bit more about yourself. You have surely come to the right place if you're looking for salvation. GOD love this site.

[Danish Viking]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

This site is so awesome
Don´t know if im gonna laugh or cry..
I think i'm ganno laugh..

I wont even start a discussions with you guys and girls..


But really, you should get out some more.. seems like you don't know a thing about whats going on in the real world..
Get in the game guys!!

- A laughing dane

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

This site is so awesome
Don´t know if im gonna laugh or cry..
I think i'm ganno laugh..

I wont even start a discussions with you guys and girls..


But really, you should get out some more.. seems like you don't know a thing about whats going on in the real world..
Get in the game guys!!

- A laughing dane

Salvation is not a laughing matter you drunken eskimo savage.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Don´t know if im gonna laugh or cry.

Cry! As you are heading straight to Hell!

But really, you should get out some more.. seems like you don't know a thing about whats going on in the real world

I live outdoors and I went to Scotland just a few months ago. Do you even know what a tree looks like?

[cavel115]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

why the fuck does u guys hate danes ?.. cant see .. well who cant find 8 reasons ?.. anyone can... just becouse ur jelous of our discoveries.. i thinks this is redicuoless.. gaytards... btw nobudy ever wactched "pippi langstrømpe" so gratz on that.. i dont even know who .. that gaywatch gay guy u were talking about was ?.. ure just making up stuff becouse ure a racist to white people go fuck ur'self in a damn gay club..

[morgenstern]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

The danish newspaper known as BT is on to you.

http://www.bt.dk/utroligt-men-sandt/derfor-hader-gud-danmark

[proteastantguy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

The danish newspaper known as BT is on to you.

http://www.bt.dk/utroligt-men-sandt/...er-gud-danmark

They say this place is a joke.

[morgenstern]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Honestly, I don't know what to believe but that doesn't really matter. I registered because I thought people might like to see the link.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Honestly, I don't know what to believe but that doesn't really matter. I registered because I thought people might like to see the link.

Would you care to provide a summary for those of us who don't read demonspeak?

[handmaiden]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

They say this place is a joke.

Is the Bible a joke?

Have you read this book which has inspired and directed and molded minds and faiths and politics for centuries?

It is a book singularly lacking in humor. It deals with human concerns such as sexual conduct, the regulation of warfare, the proper treatment of slaves and how to promote a stable family environment.

Read the Bible, then tell us what the joke is.


Seriously Yours,

Handmaiden

[morgenstern]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Would you care to provide a summary for those of us who don't read demonspeak?

I will try but I'm not fluent in demonspeak as english is my first language.

Basically they repeat what was in the original post about Hans Christian Andersen, Rasmussen cheating in Tour d'France, danes invented rape, etc.

The part that isn't says basically this site is a parody of fundamental christianity and people who read the bible literally and many people don't catch the joke.

The newspaper itself is a rag whose time would be better spent going after the corruption in the government, i.e. the article posted about the handicapped teenager who needs a decent place to live. This forum seems to have intelligent posters who know more about religions than the average person. Whether or not people are making a parody here, I don't know but I have enjoyed what I've read. Didn't come to cause trouble, like I said. Just thought you might like to know you're a little bit famous and might get some extra traffic.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Well thank you friend.

You'd think a danish newspaper would, upon seeing irrefutable evidence that God despises their country, would concern itself with publishing an explanation of what the LBC church is and how only through their correct interpretation of the Bible can people be Saved©. Apparently though, they've decided to go the route influenced by Satan and make it out like its a big joke.

[proteastantguy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Is the Bible a joke?

Have you read this book which has inspired and directed and molded minds and faiths and politics for centuries?

It is a book singularly lacking in humor. It deals with human concerns such as sexual conduct, the regulation of warfare, the proper treatment of slaves and how to promote a stable family environment.

Read the Bible, then tell us what the joke is.


Seriously Yours,

Handmaiden

I don't personally think it is a joke.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

why the piffle does u guys hate danes ?.. cant see .. well who cant find 8 reasons ?.. anyone can... just becouse ur jelous of our discoveries.. i thinks this is redicuoless.. gaytards... btw nobudy ever wactched "pippi langstrømpe" so gratz on that.. i dont even know who .. that gaywatch gay guy u were talking about was ?.. ure just making up stuff becouse ure a racist to white people go piffle ur'self in a damn gay club..

Did you even read what you wrote? That alone provides mountains of reasons to hate denmarkians. Why even the lowly nigras and messicans working the fields at the Hutchins plantation are capable of composing better paragraphs, no spelling errors either.

By the way, a dane is a dog - That probably explains one of the reasons people laugh at you