[Sister Christina]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

The bible is actually a good book.

It's not just a good book, it's a fantastic book!

[proteastantguy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

It's not just a good book, it's a fantastic book!

And really inspiring.

[hannpann]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

What I do not understand, listening to these little children bicker about denamrkian lies, is why they keep bringing mormons in to the discussion. Do they all have a 'thing' for Marie Osmond?

naah... mormon is juat a word i came up with instead of having to call you guys, that are wrong aboutsuch simple things, and thinks that you are better than everyone else, gor morons, idiots, brainless mokeys, liars, etc. etc....

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I would like to open by saying, i suspect this whole thing is a massive troll; but hey I’m going to say my bit.

You have 10 ball shit reasons, I’m guessing a Dane stole your wife and you look to god for hate, he spreads enough of that right? Lets all jump on the band wagon!
1. Danes didn’t invent rape humans have been doing it for thousands of years, GOD DID IT TO MARRY AND WE GOT JESUS!!!! And he did it to his disciples <3
2. Satan wars mum the planet because we stopped burning witches at the stake and he wants his hoes back before Christmas (in hell time that is like in 2 thousand earth years) it’s no hoax’s
3. That was cheating it’s called doing anything to win, like god flooding the earth no one was listening to him so he took a massive piss on earth and flooded it.
4. Hans is a good man, he makes love to many little boys and writes books about gods secret handy work
5. Lego was made for little brick churches, for Satan of course.
6. Marry was a whore.
7. Danes have awesome TV shows what show what bible bashers do to their kids at night.
8. Danish gay couples and priests have a lot in common I guess
9. Danes got a lot of Jew in them wanting money, the economy is bad because Satan hates the fact his own children have part of god’s master race in them.
10. Hans was writing about priests

Pray to Satan or burn in heaven J

1. You are lying. In Denmarkias public schools they are even taught something called 'Rape Class.'
2. What?
3. God doesn't have to cheat in order to win. He is omnipotent, dumbass!
4. So you endorse pedophilia? Are you cathlick?
5. That isn't any better!
6. NO!
7. Danish TV shows are about rape and gay sex. 'Hammerslag' in particular is about gay sex.
8. Well, some cathlick priests are homers that's a given.
9. Denmarkians are poor because God hates them and therefore he made the economy bad.
10. You are sick.

Stop lying and start repenting. Otherwise you'll burn in hell!

Revelations 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[hannpann]

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And really inspiring.

yeah it's so true :3

[hannpann]

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1. You are lying. In Denmarkias public schools they are even taught something called 'Rape Class.'
2. What?
3. God doesn't have to cheat in order to win. He is omnipotent, dumbass!
4. So you endorse pedophilia? Are you cathlick?
5. That isn't any better!
6. NO!
7. Danish TV shows are about rape and gay sex. 'Hammerslag' in particular is about gay sex.
8. Well, some cathlick priests are homers that's a given.
9. Denmarkians are poor because God hates them and therefore he made the economy bad.
10. You are sick.

Stop lying and start repenting. Otherwise you'll burn in hell!

Revelations 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

dude, I still don't believe that God would do something underhanded like giving a country bad economies to get reveng...

[hannpann]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

That's it, guys. Focus on Pippi Longstocking.

The fate of the world is not nearly as important.



Grimly Yours,

Handmaiden

It was you who first said that astrid lindgren is swedish, but pippi is danish, but why on earth should a swedish author write a story, and then say it was danish, you momon????

[handmaiden]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

It was you who first said that astrid lindgren is swedish, but pippi is danish, but why on earth should a swedish author write a story, and then say it was danish, you momon????

Once again, I reiterate. God hates so much more than Pippi Longstocking and Denmark and Sweden.

This forum is about so much more than God's hatred of Pippi and Denmark and Sweden. We want to share our vast knowledge of the Bible and all its careful delineation and enumeration of that which God hates.

You need to pull your head out of this thread and learn more about God's hate in the Bible. You are missing so much.

Wearily Yours,

Handmaiden

p.s. God loves some stuff, too. That's also in the Bible.

[awesomeness]

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It was you who first said that astrid lindgren is swedish, but pippi is danish, but why on earth should a swedish author write a story, and then say it was danish, you momon????

So, are you admitting that Pippi Longstockings is Denmarkian?

[proteastantguy]

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So, are you admitting that Pippi Longstockings is Denmarkian?

Pippi Longstocking is a fictional person.

[Sister Christina]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Pippi Longstocking is a real person.

I believe it's time for you to take your meds.

[hannpann]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

So, are you admitting that Pippi Longstockings is Denmarkian?

I don't even wan't to argument to your stupidty....

[Sister Christina]

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I don't even wan't to argument to your stupidty....

Silence gives consent.

[hannpann]

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Silence gives consent.

yeah I know, but that answere was just so stupid...

[Phebe Carlyle]

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dude, I still don't believe that God would do something underhanded like giving a country bad economies to get reveng...

God never does anything underhanded. All God's work is righteous.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.