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  • #3151
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
    Oh, i don't wear dress, i thinks you are confusing me with god.
    I think you do wear a dress. All you demons like wearing dresses.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • #3152
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
      I think you do wear a dress. All you demons like wearing dresses.
      So do God, Jesus, Angels and Priests, and proberly Christians too.

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      • #3153
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by awesomeness View Post
        That is amusing, a demon doing commercial for Denmark. I wonder what the rest of the people there are like
        Oh, you do not know ? Lisa H does, just ask he'r!

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        • #3154
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by Caitlin in Christ View Post
          Heathens It's horrifying. I met a man who was straight off the plane from Denmark once, of course he was a homosexual.
          Ofcourse he was... Proberly Christian too ?

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          • #3155
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
            So do God, Jesus, Angels and Priests, and proberly Christians too.
            So what makes you think that. I think you are just trying to justify why you wear dresses. So what dress size are you 18/20. Do you wear make up also.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • #3156
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              So what makes you think that. I think you are just trying to justify why you wear dresses. So what dress size are you 18/20. Do you wear make up also.
              What a dirty fantasy... Does this turn you on ?

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              • #3157
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
                What a dirty fantasy... Does this turn you on ?
                Is both your babysitter and your parents on vacation?

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                • #3158
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                  Is both your babysitter and your parents on vacation?
                  My parents is locked up in the basement and my babysitter is hanging in the tree out to the streets... Guess what ? She was a Christian!

                  Any other questions you need answered ?

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                  • #3159
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
                    My parents is locked up in the basement and my babysitter is hanging in the tree out to the streets... Guess what ? She was a Christian!

                    Any other questions you need answered ?
                    You are the only person it is allowed to kill.

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                    • #3160
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                      You are the only person it is allowed to kill.
                      If you say so, and if you dare, then you are welcome to try.

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                      • #3161
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
                        If you say so, and if you dare, then you are welcome to try.
                        Go back to the kitchen where you belong little girl.

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                        • #3162
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                          Go back to the kitchen where you belong little girl.
                          Oh, do you get's angry now ? Or sad maybe ? Should i call you'r parents and tell them to come comfort you ?

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                          • #3163
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
                            Oh, do you get's angry now ? Or sad maybe ? Should i call you'r parents and tell them to come comfort you ?
                            Should I ask a mod to ban you?

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                            • #3164
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                              Should I ask a mod to ban you?
                              Please, feel free to do, i won't stand in you'r way!

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                              • #3165
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by Save me I'm Danish View Post
                                Hello everyone, I'm so happy I found this site.
                                I have been wanting to find Jesus for a very long time but as you may have guessed I have been brought up as a heathen in Denmark. Reading all your wonderful replies here on the forum has made me realize I must become a baptist.
                                I am of course a rapist like all Danes but as I grew up I preferred to sodomize animals. Cows aren't much fun as they barely seem to notice the rape. Sheep is a lot better as they make an almost child-like cry when you rape them. Of course I have also always enjoyed the Helicopter, I'm not sure if you are familiar with the concept as you are True Christians so allow me to explain. Quite simply it's the process of inserting the genitals into the chicken whereafter you tear off one of it's wings which will create the motion after which it is so aptly named.
                                As you can see Denmark is a lot more depraved than you can even imagine which is the reason for my deep desire to be saved. Let me just tell about an incident that took place a few days ago. I work as an insurance agent and took a trip in the countryside to visit a farmer to help him with an insurance claim. As I approached the farm I glanced to the left and on the field near some trees I saw the aforementioned farmer standing on a bale of hay amusing himself with a cow. I tried to ignore the sight and continued on to the farm. When I came to the farm I went into the main house but nobody answered. I decided to wait outside as it was a sunny and beautiful day. I now noticed a cow that was chained near some bales of hay. As I hadn't had sex for a long time I decided to go for it - even though I knew the cow wouldn't notice much. As I was working the cow to the best of my abilities I heard the voice of a young man crying with laughter. I got a bit annoyed being interrupted that rudely and said to the young farm worker "Why are you laughing like that? I just saw your boss do the same with a cow out in the field." The young man was now leaning against a wall to stop him from falling over with laughter."yes" he replied "but nobody would do a cow that ugly".....
                                As you may realize I have been surrounded by evil all my life and even though I try my best to find Jesus I haven't quite succeeded yet. I do hope the wonderful people on this site will help me find the right path.
                                I haven't found the 1611 King James Version of the Bible but I will indeed do all in my power to get it so I can be saved.
                                Lots of love to all you lovely people on Landoverbaptist from Denmark
                                Not even God can save you as long as you live in Denmark, just learn to live with it, Denmarkians is nothing but a bunch of evil demons!

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