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  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
    We're actually inviting them here, then we put them in a cage and watch them fighting eachother... There ain't anything more enjoyable than that, sometimes they get's to beat up christians too, just for fun!
    Stop making up stories little boy.

    Wait a minute, what you just described was a scene from a Mad Max movie.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
      Stop making up stories little boy.

      Wait a minute, what you just described was a scene from a Mad Max movie.
      Never seen those movies before.

      Who is saying it is a made up story ? Ever been to Denmark before, if not then you are very welcome to come see it for yourself, Lisa. Don't worry we'll be nice to you.

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      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
        Never seen those movies before.

        Who is saying it is a made up story ? Ever been to Denmark before, if not then you are very welcome to come see it for yourself, Lisa. Don't worry we'll be nice to you.
        Of course you made the story up plagiarized the story from Mad Max.

        Why do you want me to go to Denmark.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          Of course you made the story up plagiarized the story from Mad Max.
          No, haven't seen it, but gonna watch it, sounds interresting.

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          Why do you want me to go to Denmark.
          So you can see our lovely demonic country, and while you'r here you'll see that you'r little gay god don't match the real powers of satan!

          We can go on a date too, an Angel vs. Demon, dosn't that sound like fun ?

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          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
            So you can see our lovely demonic country, and while you'r here you'll see that you'r little gay god don't match the real powers of satan!
            Can we get to see the extreme amounts of dirty hospitals with sick patients in Denmark too?



            Can we get to experience the winter darkness syndrome that 50% of the population in Denmark suffers from as well?



            Can we get to see all the unhappy denmarkians in the rainy, cold and depressing streets of Copenhagen?



            Denmark really sounds like a great country to visit. I really want to go there one day, just to see for myself how it looks like in a country where people just plain sucks.

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            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
              No, haven't seen it, but gonna watch it, sounds interresting.
              So how many times would that make you have seen the film.

              Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
              So you can see our lovely demonic country, and while you'r here you'll see that you'r little gay god don't match the real powers of satan!
              Sorry, God is more powerful than Satan. Perhaps you should read the Bible on how Satan came about.

              Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
              We can go on a date too, an Angel vs. Demon, dosn't that sound like fun ?
              So you would like be beaten with the Bible and sent back to hell.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                I just love you're funny replies, keep them coming!

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                So how many times would that make you have seen the film.
                Yeah, who knows, god don't!

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                Sorry, God is more powerful than Satan. Perhaps you should read the Bible on how Satan came about.
                Oh, i understand, Satan was made by god, because god actually is gay and was together with another man ? Poor satan...

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                So you would like be beaten with the Bible and sent back to hell.
                Oh, spanking ??? I would love that!

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                • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
                  I just love you're funny replies, keep them coming!



                  Yeah, who knows, god don't!



                  Oh, i understand, Satan was made by god, because god actually is gay and was together with another man ? Poor satan...



                  Oh, spanking ??? I would love that!
                  What a load of drivel you have just written. I hope you keep some baby wipes next to your keyboard.

                  I see you have changed your name colour to pink. Is that because you are a raging homosexual demon. Do you wear pink underwear also.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by awesomeness View Post
                    Can we get to see the extreme amounts of dirty hospitals with sick patients in Denmark too?

                    We can get you a room there too, it is cheaper than a hotel room!

                    Originally posted by awesomeness View Post
                    Can we get to experience the winter darkness syndrome that 50% of the population in Denmark suffers from as well?

                    Ofcourse, wouldn't take that experience away from you!

                    Originally posted by awesomeness View Post
                    Can we get to see all the unhappy denmarkians in the rainy, cold and depressing streets of Copenhagen?

                    We're pretty happy with our rainy, cold and depressing streets in copenhagen!

                    Originally posted by awesomeness View Post
                    Denmark really sounds like a great country to visit. I really want to go there one day, just to see for myself how it looks like in a country where people just plain sucks.
                    It's the perfect country for the perfect people, but ofcourse, un-perfect people like you are more than welcome to visit and see how a perfect country is!

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                    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      What a load of drivel you have just written. I hope you keep some baby wipes next to your keyboard.

                      I see you have changed your name colour to pink. Is that because you are a raging homosexual demon. Do you wear pink underwear also.
                      You would just love to know that, wouldn't you ? Well, you've already got an invite to Denmark, so come look for yourself!

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                      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
                        You would just love to know that, wouldn't you ? Well, you've already got an invite to Denmark, so come look for yourself!
                        That is amusing, a demon doing commercial for Denmark. I wonder what the rest of the people there are like

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                        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
                          You would just love to know that, wouldn't you ? Well, you've already got an invite to Denmark, so come look for yourself!
                          I do not really want to see a raging homer demon wearing pink underwear. Do you wear pink dress and or tops also.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Heathens It's horrifying. I met a man who was straight off the plane from Denmark once, of course he was a homosexual.
                            "Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds. And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works." -Revelation 2:22-23

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                            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                              I do not really want to see a raging homer demon wearing pink underwear. Do you wear pink dress and or tops also.
                              Oh, i don't wear dress, i thinks you are confusing me with god.

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                              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
                                Oh, i don't wear dress, i thinks you are confusing me with god.
                                I take it you don't have anything better to do than to waste your time and God's Holy Bandwidth with your (not even slightly entertaining) god-mocking.
                                "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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