[Didymus Much]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

...Oh, do you get's angry now...Should i call you'r parents...

...i won't stand in you'r way!...

Oh, the horrors. Those poor, misused, abused apostrophes. Won't someone please think of the apostrophes?

[Lisa H]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Not even God can save you as long as you live in Denmark, just learn to live with it, Denmarkians is nothing but a bunch of evil demons!

You should try and seek salvation. All Denmarkians can be saved if they want to. Even dress wearing demons like yourself.

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Dear Lisa,

You should try and seek salvation. All Denmarkians can be saved if they want to. Even dress wearing demons like yourself.

Not everyone can be saved as there is a limit to God's leniency. While someone who murders, steals and rapes can easily go to Heaven, just as long as he repents and chooses Jesus, the much worse crime of blasphemy is never allowed: "Blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men." (Matthew 12:31). So people from Denmark have to be very careful to never do that, or even think it. Because once they do, it's over and out. Forever. For all eternity.

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[Save me I'm Danish]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I have now acquired the King James version of the Bible and agreeing that blasphemy is a sin I was surprised to find that it is in fact called The Blasphemous Bible:
The Blasphemous Comma 1611: Several editions: Luke 23:32 reads "And there were also two other malefactors. [crucified with Jesus]" It should have read "And there were also two other, malefactors."
"Judas Bible" 1611: This Bible has Judas, not Jesus, saying "Sit ye here while I go yonder and pray." (Matthew 26:36)

This can't be true of course as this is the authorized version for True Christians so I hope one of your Elders will correct me.

With lots of True Christian love from Denmark

[proteastantguy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Dear Lisa,

Not everyone can be saved as there is a limit to God's leniency. While someone who murders, steals and rapes can easily go to Heaven, just as long as he repents and chooses Jesus, the much worse crime of blasphemy is never allowed: "Blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men." (Matthew 12:31). So people from Denmark have to be very careful to never do that, or even think it. Because once they do, it's over and out. Forever. For all eternity.

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

Yes blasphemy is the worst sin, and biggest crime against God one ever can commit, and will send one directly to hell.

[Karbowiak]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Best troll ever!

Anywhom, to disprove a few of your claims:

1. the flag

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark

The flag is Red with a white cross..



2. the danes invented rape and the danish word for rape is viking.
The danish word for rape is voldtægt

http://translate.google.com/#en|da|rape%0A

3. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax
got no links for this, since its pure nonsense.

4. The danish prime minister Rasmussen is the worst cheater ever
There has been 3 different prime ministers all named Rasmussen as the last name.
Since Rasmussen is a very commonly used danish last name.
But he probably is a cheater anyway, so whatever

5. Satans son is the danish author Hans Christian Andersen (H.C. Andersen)
yeeaaaa, im sure he was. im also sure that america is full of smart people

6. Denmark invented lego to corrupt children
what would you possibly do that goes against the bible with lego?..
Build a lego dress, that your 7 year old daughter could wear with her lego bra and lego g-string to her lego playdate with the next door kid, whom would then give her a lego dildo..

Come on..

7. The danes invented Pippi Longstockings
We didnt, the Swedes did - but the swedes also suck, so its ok..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrid_Lindgren

8. Danish TV has shows such as: Rape with brutality
False, wrong translation:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=173016#post173016

http://translate.google.com/#da|en|Gensyn%20med%20Brutalis%0A

Its actually Revisited Brutalis

9. Danish gay couples adopt and rape children
Im pretty sure they dont, why cant two guys or two women love a child as much as a woman and a man can?..
This being said, im pretty sure gay couples in america doesnt rape children either.. But ok, its a nice idea i guess..

10. Danish car taxes is the highest on the planet
This is true, cant remember the exact % but its high - but does god hate people not driving big SUVs destroying the lovely planet he made for his children?
If so, very sorry god, i shall go out and destroy a forrest to make up for my sin!

11. The danish newspaper BT wrote that H.C. Andersens stories was about raping children
Proof? - Pretty sure he didnt write about rape, but about fairytales where they ended happily - cant say so much about the bible - can ya?

Anywhom - this has probably been written before by so many others, and if not - here it is.

ps. i really hope this is a troll, if not - may god have mercy on your soul - that is, if there is a god

[Lisa H]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Best troll ever!

Anywhom, to disprove a few of your claims:

1. the flag

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark

The flag is Red with a white cross..



2. the danes invented rape and the danish word for rape is viking.
The danish word for rape is voldtægt

http://translate.google.com/#en|da|rape%0A

3. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax
got no links for this, since its pure nonsense.

4. The danish prime minister Rasmussen is the worst cheater ever
There has been 3 different prime ministers all named Rasmussen as the last name.
Since Rasmussen is a very commonly used danish last name.
But he probably is a cheater anyway, so whatever

5. Satans son is the danish author Hans Christian Andersen (H.C. Andersen)
yeeaaaa, im sure he was. im also sure that america is full of smart people

6. Denmark invented lego to corrupt children
what would you possibly do that goes against the bible with lego?..
Build a lego dress, that your 7 year old daughter could wear with her lego bra and lego g-string to her lego playdate with the next door kid, whom would then give her a lego dildo..

Come on..

7. The danes invented Pippi Longstockings
We didnt, the Swedes did - but the swedes also suck, so its ok..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrid_Lindgren

8. Danish TV has shows such as: Rape with brutality
False, wrong translation:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=173016#post173016

http://translate.google.com/#da|en|Gensyn%20med%20Brutalis%0A

Its actually Revisited Brutalis

9. Danish gay couples adopt and rape children
Im pretty sure they dont, why cant two guys or two women love a child as much as a woman and a man can?..
This being said, im pretty sure gay couples in america doesnt rape children either.. But ok, its a nice idea i guess..

10. Danish car taxes is the highest on the planet
This is true, cant remember the exact % but its high - but does god hate people not driving big SUVs destroying the lovely planet he made for his children?
If so, very sorry god, i shall go out and destroy a forrest to make up for my sin!

11. The danish newspaper BT wrote that H.C. Andersens stories was about raping children
Proof? - Pretty sure he didnt write about rape, but about fairytales where they ended happily - cant say so much about the bible - can ya?

Anywhom - this has probably been written before by so many others, and if not - here it is.

ps. i really hope this is a troll, if not - may god have mercy on your soul - that is, if there is a god

There was only piece you got right "Anywhom - this has probably been written before by so many others". So I suggest you go back and read over the other posts.

[DanishAtheistScum]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

There was only piece you got right "Anywhom - this has probably been written before by so many others". So I suggest you go back and read over the other posts.

Hello Lisa H. my Dearest true Christian. Even though I feel the same hatred to those who offend Christ himself, the prejudice thats been roaming this thread is totally unacceptable. these "8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!" which now is 10, is all false. God is my mentor, Jesus is my savior, I live to correct every prejudice, even for those who do not believe in God.
Such prejudice as ALL danes are filthy people are prejudice beyond redemption. Its not Gods will to turn us against eachother. peace is Gods will. There will be no peace, and no going to heaven if we can't accept these terms in our hearts, and there will be no peace when we judge people for being evil, AND HE who want to see them dead, is pure evil himself because of the will to kill.
If you want the "Denmarkians" or as we are called Danish people, killed, you yourself are A murderer.

All 10 reasons why GOD hates Denmark are false. and many people have shown you why.
The Danish flag is the oldest flag to ever live in the world AND it its Red and white. not white and blue.

Hope you understand my words of kindness, cause this way is the only way to fully die and come to heaven, or else you will suffer in the eternal flames of hell being satans child, covering his pure lust.
Jesus was man who didnt prejudice other people for their flaws, didnt hate them for hating him, he didnt take revenge. He was utterly kind, just to serve the words of god. The word of kindness, that none of us today even expresses anywhere. EVERYONE is blinded by hatred and is ignorant to even see the truth as it is.

[Karbowiak]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

There was only piece you got right "Anywhom - this has probably been written before by so many others". So I suggest you go back and read over the other posts.

Think you ment to write 'There was only one thing you got right'
But, yeah - english is hard

[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Think you ment to write 'There was only one thing you got right'
But, yeah - english is hard

No, how Lisa worded it was fine. However, you meant 'meant' not 'ment'. And English is capitalized.

See, this all goes back on when you people try to correct superiorly educated God Fearing True Christians(tm). Time and time again, you demonstrate your lack of understanding. Now I know it is not your fault it how you people are bred, just like nigras being shiftless and gooks being untrustworthy.

[PimPiNprEAchEr]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

No, how Lisa worded it was fine. However, you meant 'meant' not 'ment'. And English is capitalized.

See, this all goes back on when you people try to correct superiorly educated God Fearing True Christians™. Time and time again, you demonstrate your lack of understanding. Now I know it is not your fault it how you people are bred, just like nigras being shiftless and gooks being untrustworthy.

you sound like the type of guy who has babies with his cousin

[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

you sound like the type of guy who has babies with his cousin

Son, why do you hate baby Jesus (again, I'll keep is simple and talk slow for you)? You know when you spit at Him, you make Him cry .

[DanishAtheistScum]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello Lisa H. my Dearest true Christian. Even though I feel the same hatred to those who offend Christ himself, the prejudice thats been roaming this thread is totally unacceptable. these "8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!" which now is 10, is all false. God is my mentor, Jesus is my savior, I live to correct every prejudice, even for those who do not believe in God.
Such prejudice as ALL danes are filthy people are prejudice beyond redemption. Its not Gods will to turn us against eachother. peace is Gods will. There will be no peace, and no going to heaven if we can't accept these terms in our hearts, and there will be no peace when we judge people for being evil, AND HE who want to see them dead, is pure evil himself because of the will to kill.
If you want the "Denmarkians" or as we are called Danish people, killed, you yourself are A murderer.

All 10 reasons why GOD hates Denmark are false. and many people have shown you why.
The Danish flag is the oldest flag to ever live in the world AND it its Red and white. not white and blue.

Hope you understand my words of kindness, cause this way is the only way to fully die and come to heaven, or else you will suffer in the eternal flames of hell being satans child, covering his pure lust.
Jesus was man who didnt prejudice other people for their flaws, didnt hate them for hating him, he didnt take revenge. He was utterly kind, just to serve the words of god. The word of kindness, that none of us today even expresses anywhere. EVERYONE is blinded by hatred and is ignorant to even see the truth as it is.

For this post, which is of only pure peace, i got infraction, since Felicity finds this harassing.
I don't find anything of this harassing, but yet this is full of peace and truth-revealing. This forum is yet again full of hatred, and I've come to save you all from burning in hell. You've got alot of prejudice. That is not needed. Prejudice are for satans followers. judging people to death is murdering. You're all judgers, so you need to stop judging, or else its hell.


SO HOW CAN IT BE!? that for this post of pure peace and salvation, I get judged for being IMPROPER? Judging is for satans followers.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Its not Gods will to turn us against eachother. peace is Gods will. There will be no peace, and no going to heaven if we can't accept these terms in our hearts, and there will be no peace when we judge people for being evil

You have no idea about Gods will. Why? You never read the Holy Bible!

Let me help you a bit here:

Why we must judge you to save your soul:

• Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
• John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
  
• 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

People God hates:

• Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
• Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."

God kills those who do not believe in Him and then sends them to hell:

• 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
• Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
• Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
• John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."

[DanishAtheistScum]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

You have no idea about Gods will. Why? You never read the Holy Bible!

Let me help you a bit here:

Why we must judge you to save your soul:

• Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
• John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

does this make judging legal, when its judging their death? or should judging be to judge them for the better? Because helping is way different then judging them to their end.

Judging is wrong, when its covered with hate! Judging is good, when its for the better of mankind.