[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I am sorry to interrupt but my bedtime is sneaking up on me but I wanted to know if anybody figured out the truth about Pippi, personally I can't believe how angry the danishmen got whenever she was mentioned.
guess the answer will have to wait till morning.

YIC and have a nice night .

[Brother Alex]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

God still gave the Danes their flag.

Back that up with scripture, please.

I'll repeat this for you: Do not bear a false witness against the LORD.

Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

God still make the Danes go on a crusade.

Again, please back that up with scripture and stop mocking God.

2 Chronicles 36:16: But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy.

But still God hates the Danes....

Yes He does. Now go away and spread your hatred against Jesus somewhere else.

[The Almigthy Danish]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Then why are you here? Please move to Iran!

Cuz i prefer living in health, with good schools, work for everybody and some decent weather :-)

Levi Jones: "Weren't you the one who was just quoting from Luke 6 about judgment?"
Yes I was - and I truelly believe in that!
I do not believe in God - nor Jesus' actions..
But there's a lot of good things in the Bible - not that King James-crap you're brought up with.. No, a newer Bible but still in the same meaning as back in the old days
People need to find inspiration in the Bible, like Luke 6:41 - or the Corinthian letters.. The Bible should NOT be a book in which any maniac can find an excuse for anything..

Use the Bible for good things, for inspiration and NOT so you can excuse any bad action YOU make.. If you kill a man, it is NOT God's will - it was YOUR will..
If YOU insult another person, it is NOT God's will..

[The Almigthy Danish]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I am sorry to interrupt but my bedtime is sneaking up on me but I wanted to know if anybody figured out the truth about Pippi, personally I can't believe how angry the danishmen got whenever she was mentioned.
guess the answer will have to wait till morning.

YIC and have a nice night .

Pippi is swedish, because of her swedish author..
End of the Line

"Back that up with scripture, please.
I'll repeat this for you: Do not bear a false witness against the LORD."

Danish history says so.. Either learn danish and read the text, or settle with it
Oh btw - the sentence "God Bless America".. Now, WHERE in The Bible is THAT?

Let's regain America -

[Daikinin]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

No beam in our eye, friend. We are sin free Christians.

Did not Jesus die for our sins, cause we are all sinners? Oh, or that before you wrote your own Bible? That passage did not make your scripture?

[BblThmpr]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

1. So true. Many of my Danish "friends" mistakenly thing "voldtægt" means rape, but they are mistaken.

2. We did. It was awesome seing Americans and Chinese people agreeing on something for a change.

3. DAMNIT, that will forever haunt my memories, even my dreams.

4. This is wrong actually. It's Satan's nephew, his son is our current prime minister.

5. I hate Lego. They always hurt my feet when i stepped on them

6. Yes we did. We wanted something to match the stupidity of Sesame Street. But we did one better than you, we added a monkey.

7. This is not a reason to hate Denmark, it's awesome.

8. Yes. And it feels so good, raping young boys. Catholic priests has taught us well.


One question though: Wikipedia is blocked by your porn filter, as it should - how then do you get access to our flag? (I think that's ours as I'm colorblind).

[Brother Alex]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

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1. So true. Many of my Danish "friends" mistakenly thing "voldtægt" means rape, but they are mistaken.

2. We did. It was awesome seing Americans and Chinese people agreeing on something for a change.

3. DAMNIT, that will forever haunt my memories, even my dreams.

4. This is wrong actually. It's Satan's nephew, his son is our current prime minister.

5. I hate Lego. They always hurt my feet when i stepped on them

6. Yes we did. We wanted something to match the stupidity of Sesame Street. But we did one better than you, we added a monkey.

7. This is not a reason to hate Denmark, it's awesome.

8. Yes. And it feels so good, raping young boys. Catholic priests has taught us well.


One question though: Wikipedia is blocked by your porn filter, as it should - how then do you get access to our flag? (I think that's ours as I'm colorblind).

At least you're a honest viking. Why don't you make an introduction of yourself in the Introduction Forum and tell us a bit about what brings you here and how you found Jesus?

Everybody can be Saved®, including you, if you only accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, repent of your sins and pray for His forgiveness.

YIC,
Alex

[eternalsunshine]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I do agree on this topic! Denmark is true pure evil on the highest level. Let us spit on them no matter how good people they are. It wont matter. They are allready cursed by Satan. They are doomed!

[BblThmpr]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Does our Lord, Jesus Christ allow copy/paste?

[Brother Alex]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Does our Lord, Jesus Christ allow copy/paste?

Look it up in the Holy Bible KJV1611.

[BblThmpr]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Does our Lord, Jesus Christ allow copy/paste?

Apologies, for double posting, the dit button eludes me, i forgot a quote:
Proverbs, 12:24:
Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed.

[Daikinin]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Look it up in the Holy Bible KJV1611.

That's not the Holy Bible - that's simply your best effort at creating a Christ. Read the REAL Bible, not some two-bit knock off.

You are all sinners from creating your own idols.

[Brother Alex]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Apologies, for double posting, the dit button eludes me, i forgot a quote:
Proverbs, 12:24:
Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed.

BblThmpr, I suggest that you read the entire Bible and use the "search" function here to find the answer to your question.

And again I must point you to the Introduction Forum so you can make a proper introduction of yourself and be welcomed here on our friendly forum.

That's not the Holy Bible - that's simply your best effort at creating a Christ. Read the REAL Bible, not some two-bit knock off.

You are all sinners from creating your own idols.

Demonkin, what is the "real" Bible in your opinion? The Authorized King James Version of 1611 is the only Bible that is not a satanic mistranslation of God's holy word. Why do you hate Jesus?

[Daikinin]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

BblThmpr, I suggest that you read the entire Bible and use the "search" function here to find the answer to your question.

And again I must point you to the Introduction Forum so you can make a proper introduction of yourself and be welcomed here on our friendly forum.


Demonkin, what is the "real" Bible in your opinion? The Authorized King James Version of 1611 is the only Bible that is not a satanic mistranslation of God's holy word. Why do you hate Jesus?

I do not hate, that is where I differ from you. My heart is filled with love, and i pity the fool who needs hate. Jesus died out of love, not for you to promote hate. You are hateful, and you are a sinner for creating your own idols. But Jesus will forgive you, becuase you know not what you do.

[Brother Alex]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I do not hate, that is where I differ from you.

Yes you do. You hate Jesus and He will smite you to Hell.

My heart is filled with love, and i pity the fool who needs hate. Jesus died out of love, not for you to promote hate.

Jesus is God (John 10:30) and God does indeed hate.

Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Neither me nor any of my True Christian™ brethren hate anyone, God does, and it is up to us to judge foul sinners like you so that you may repent of your sins, accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and pray for His forgiveness in order to avoid burning in Hell for eternity.

Leviticus 19:15: In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

You are hateful, and you are a sinner for creating your own idols.

As I stated before, we do not hate, and unlike fluffy bunny salad-bar false Christians like you, we True Christians™ only follow the entire Bible to the letter.

2 Timothy 3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

Now, please stop mocking the Lord and spread your hate elsewhere.