[Tehshort]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

LMAO never have i seen a thread with so much BS in ...
First off i doubt there is more then one thing in the original thread that is a FACT...

The flag is wrong... your showing a dane as cheating in Tour De France but yet he is not the Prime Minister O_O are you blind?!??!!?

ehhh Pippi was actually created by a swedish woman Astrid Lindgren (for reference http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking) tell me can you actually READ?!?!?!

Ehhh ive been watching danish TV for the past 30 years... YEt i have NEVER seen any shows about rape or something about selling or buying organs..

The danish word for Rape is not VIKING.. its Voldtægt.. get your facts strait if your gonna try and bash us.. then i will be more then happy to read your BS again...

pfffftttt your not even worth the while registering heh yet i did anyhow

[Brother Alex]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

In order to cut down on the confusion over silly flags. Why don't we just lump Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Holland and the UK into one country with one flag. Oh what the heck just lump all of Europestan into one giant county(EXCEPT Germany) with one flag! A Homersexural flag. We can call it Dumdassland

Sounds like a great idea. Here's the new map:

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Lets not forget the Fag Flag

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

In order to cut down on the confusion over silly flags. Why don't we just lump Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Holland and the UK into one country with one flag. Oh what the heck just lump all of Europestan into one giant county(EXCEPT Germany) with one flag! A Homersexural flag. We can call it Dumdassland

Now you come to mention Germany.....

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

LMAO never have i seen a thread with so much BS in ...
First off i doubt there is more then one thing in the original thread that is a FACT...

Why are you having doubts? If you're having doubts and you don't want to doubt anymore: Read the King James Bible 1611. It is filled with answers that were given by our Lord.

The flag is wrong... your showing a dane as cheating in Tour De France but yet he is not the Prime Minister O_O are you blind?!??!!?

No

ehhh Pippi was actually created by a swedish woman Astrid Lindgren (for reference http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking) tell me can you actually READ?!?!?!

I can't acces that satanic site since it's a porn site. Thank God for add ons!

Ehhh ive been watching danish TV for the past 30 years... YEt i have NEVER seen any shows about rape or something about selling or buying organs..

The fact that you don't even see it, shows that you think it's normal. It is your culture after all.

The danish word for Rape is not VIKING.. its Voldtægt.. get your facts strait if your gonna try and bash us.. then i will be more then happy to read your BS again...

Why do you get angry when we're just stating facts: You invented rape!

pfffftttt your not even worth the while registering heh yet i did anyhow

It's because you are drawn to our Lord. Read the KJV1611 Bible for guidence.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

ehhh Pippi was actually created by a swedish woman Astrid Lindgren (for reference http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking) tell me can you actually READ?!?!?!

I can't acces that satanic site since it's a porn site. Thank God for add ons!

I understand you not wanting to visit that site of lies and untruths so let me help you with what they keep trying to point out about Ms Lindgren

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I understand you not wanting to visit that site of lies and untruths so let me help you with what they keep trying to point out about Ms Lindgren

Ok, I checked the link and I noticed this

In Copenhagen she gave birth to her son, Lars, who was given to a foster home.

So let's assume she was a Swede (God knows she's a Denmarkian), why would she go to a Godless place like Copenhagen to gave birth to a son? Why would you do that? I think it's because she had the urge to be in her own native country. It's a natural habit people have, so she is a Denmarkian.

[ProudDane]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

amazing what idiotic people that lives in the world, every year one hears of shooting at schools in USA, and catholic priests raping little boys. lets hope obama can save USA after bush ruined it.

and visit denmark or at least get your facts straight. im a Dane and im proud of it, also i find it funny that the flag pictured is Finland, btw just because USA has that kind of televisions shows does not mean other countries have.

Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? 4 Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye. matthew 7: 3-5

[H.C.Anderson]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Now i found this post VERY interesting...

I must first admit, i am not danish, i am Jewish, born in Israel. I have been to Denmark though, and currently live there, though i still see Israel as my home country.

Now what i find interesting is multiple things... First how someone can claim that a country is hated by god, and then place his whole theory on false claims, then not show ANY facts at all, and on top of it, all his arguments are not correct...

Let me explain by starting at the top...

THIS is the danish flag:


THIS is the finnish flag:


If you are unable to see the difference, then yes indeed you are blind, the two flags do NOT look alike, they have WAY different colors... Its not that hard to see... Really... Just take a look...
Finnish flag: Blue and white
Danish flag: Red and white

1. The danish invented rape? Well i do know that the vikings raped and pillaged, though i have never heard of them raping goats? The fact that you show NO evidence of what you say, kinda makes your argument doubtfull (and no i dont doubt that what you wrote is incorrect, but anyone who read it should atleast doubt it)
Now i speak danish, and the word viking does NOT mean "rape", "voldtægt" means rape... Ok get it? Viking does not mean rape.... Voldtægt means rape... The two words are NOT alike. Again you claim something, though you dont state any proof, not to say that what you claim is incorrect...

2. I dont really have to say anything about your second point... Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax? Again, you state something, though you show no proof nor any facts... Its funny how someone can build a whole statement on nothing...

3. The danish prime minister cheated at tour the France? Now first... Take a look at the two links you posted yourself, Anders Fogh Rasmussen (the FORMER danish prime minister, yes we have a new one, he left his post) is NOT the same guy as Michael Rasmussen, just because two men has the same last name, it does not mean that they are the same guy. Anders Fogh Rasmussen has never even been to tour the France.
This is Michael Rasmussen:


Anders Fogh Rasmussen:


Saying these two are the same, would be like saying Jesus and Muhammed are the same... As you are Christians i believe you know Jesus and Muhammed are not the same... Right?

4. Ok, again you go out saying something without any proof, do you have any proof about H.C. Anderson being Satans son? Or any proof of Danish being Satans native language? Well ok i must admit i dont have any proof of it not being so BUT i can just as easily claim that English is Satans native language. Hell Americans are Satans children, and they will all be punished by god, by being turned to zombies and condemned to eat brains and rape children for the rest of their time...

5. We did invent lego, that is correct, did we do it to corrupt children? But exactly how is lego corrupting children to sinful behaviour? Do you even know what Lego is? Its a block of plastic... How is that corrupting children? Just tell me, come on, amuse me, how is it corrupting children to sinful behaviour?

6. Ok... Now i personally dont like Pippi langstrømpe (as she is called in Danish) but she is NOT a danish creation, but a swedish one, created by Lindgren:

http://www.answers.com/topic/astrid-lindgren

7. Denmark never had, nor do they show, tv like that... Though you do seem to like the word rape, you use it awfully alot. Though again without proof.

8. Danish gay couples are NOT allowed to rape children, nobody is... And just show that this is fact:
§ 216 of the Danish Penal Code

" (1) Any person who enforces sexual intercourse by violence or under threat of violence, shall be guilty of rape and liable to imprisonment for any term not exceeding eight (8) years. The placing of a person in such a position that that person is unable to resist the act shall be equivalent to violence.

(2) If the rape has been of a particularly dangerous nature, or in particularly aggravating circumstances, the penalty may be increased to imprisonment for any term not exceeding twelve(12) years. "

That is what the danish law says, i only posted that in case you believe that the website it is from, is a pornsite... The website is this one: http://www.interpol.int/public/Child...csaDenmark.asp
(Note that "Any person who enforces sexual intercourse by violence or under threat of violence, shall be guilty of rape" ANY person, as well as gay persons..)

Well... That is all, thank you for your time, and i must say, thanks for a good laugh, your post was very entertaining, to put so many false claims in one place, you must have a talent for exactly that...

[Brother Alex]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Now i found this post VERY interesting...

Good.

I must first admit, i am not danish, i am Jewish, born in Israel. I have been to Denmark though, and currently live there, though i still see Israel as my home country.

What is a Godless Christ-killer like you doing on a Christian forum?

Now what i find interesting is multiple things... First how someone can claim that a country is hated by god, and then place his whole theory on false claims, then not show ANY facts at all, and on top of it, all his arguments are not correct...

Friend, everything said here has been backed up with scripture. If you don't like it you can go and mock God someplace else.

2 Timothy 3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

Let me explain by starting at the top...

THIS is the danish flag:
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THIS is the finnish flag:
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If you are unable to see the difference, then yes indeed you are blind, the two flags do NOT look alike, they have WAY different colors... Its not that hard to see... Really... Just take a look...
Finnish flag: Blue and white
Danish flag: Red and white

Wow! You're the first person to bring that up here.

1. The danish invented rape? Well i do know that the vikings raped and pillaged, though i have never heard of them raping goats? The fact that you show NO evidence of what you say, kinda makes your argument doubtfull (and no i dont doubt that what you wrote is incorrect, but anyone who read it should atleast doubt it)
Now i speak danish, and the word viking does NOT mean "rape", "voldtægt" means rape... Ok get it? Viking does not mean rape.... Voldtægt means rape... The two words are NOT alike. Again you claim something, though you dont state any proof, not to say that what you claim is incorrect...

Then what does "viking" mean? You do admit that the vikings indeed raped and pillaged. Vikings=Rapists.

2. I dont really have to say anything about your second point... Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax? Again, you state something, though you show no proof nor any facts... Its funny how someone can build a whole statement on nothing...

We build all our statements on the Holy Bible, Authorized King James Version of 1611.

3. The danish prime minister cheated at tour the France? Now first... Take a look at the two links you posted yourself, Anders Fogh Rasmussen (the FORMER danish prime minister, yes we have a new one, he left his post) is NOT the same guy as Michael Rasmussen, just because two men has the same last name, it does not mean that they are the same guy. Anders Fogh Rasmussen has never even been to tour the France.
This is Michael Rasmussen:
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Anders Fogh Rasmussen:
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They look the same to me. Are you sure that's not the same person on these pictures?

Saying these two are the same, would be like saying Jesus and Muhammed are the same... As you are Christians i believe you know Jesus and Muhammed are not the same... Right?

Jesus and Muhammed are not the same. Mohammed was an Arabic heretic who mocked the LORD by writing a handbook for terrorists.

Exodus 20:2-3: I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Why do you hate Jesus so much?

4. Ok, again you go out saying something without any proof, do you have any proof about H.C. Anderson being Satans son? Or any proof of Danish being Satans native language?

He did write satanic grimoires, right? How does that not make him a satanist?

Well ok i must admit i dont have any proof of it not being so BUT i can just as easily claim that English is Satans native language. Hell Americans are Satans children, and they will all be punished by god, by being turned to zombies and condemned to eat brains and rape children for the rest of their time...

Why do you hate America?

5. We did invent lego, that is correct, did we do it to corrupt children? But exactly how is lego corrupting children to sinful behaviour? Do you even know what Lego is? Its a block of plastic... How is that corrupting children? Just tell me, come on, amuse me, how is it corrupting children to sinful behaviour?

Like this:

6. Ok... Now i personally dont like Pippi langstrømpe (as she is called in Danish) but she is NOT a danish creation, but a swedish one, created by Lindgren:
http://www.answers.com/topic/astrid-lindgren

I can understand why you're ashamed of that filthy harlot being danish, but there is no use trying to hide it by blaming it on the swedes. Besides, God hates liars:

Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

7. Denmark never had, nor do they show, tv like that... Though you do seem to like the word rape, you use it awfully alot. Though again without proof.

Try using the search function on this site and you will have your proof.

8. Danish gay couples are NOT allowed to rape children

That does not mean that they don't rape children. We know that ALL homersexuals are child molesters. Allowing them to adopt children is the same as allowing them to molest them.

Leviticus 20:13: If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Well... That is all, thank you for your time, and i must say, thanks for a good laugh, your post was very entertaining, to put so many false claims in one place, you must have a talent for exactly that...

Thank you for taking your time to mock our LORD. But just so you know, He will have the last laugh as He watches you burn in Hell.

Proverbs 1:26-27: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

YIC,
Brother Alex

[Markwandy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

First of all, let me say Cranky old man is complete insane, I laughed so much when I read this. And second of all, all the people agreeing with him are even more mad. I guess every member on this site is from the southern state, a bunch off polesmokers. All your believes are so screwed up. I suggest that you read Richard Dawkins the illusion of god. Maybe you could actually learn something new.

Rammstein

[LatinDanish]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Well, all your answers to my thread haven't been other than your own twisted version of reality. But ok here we go:

U said that the diference betwen ur religion and the other extremist religions around the globe are that you are right and they are wrong. Well, news flash, they think the same about baptist, so still no usefull answer to my question.

i know you will try to twist everysingle one of my words to make them fit to your weird and bizarre version of reality, so i won't even bother to say any more.

The only thing i had to say to Cranky: Man, you and your bunch are the best example of why it shall be forbidden to marry your relatives.

Try to get out of the internet since you think is a filty place filled up with porn and comunist propaganda, and let the rest of the sinners to have fun.

BTW, i have to say, i used to be a very true believer of christianity, until i actually found out that they were as full of it as all of you so called believers, that for some reasons think that u are elevated from the rest of Us just because you listen to a person who tells you norms to follow.

I will say that i belive that the greatest gift Gods gave the mankind was free will, and your dictature like doctrin has taken it from your own members, thats just sad.

Thats why I will adore God on my own way, without no one telling me what to do.

[Frikadeller]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Let me start with a fun fact to all you religious nuts

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able, and willing?
...Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him god?

~Epicurus


that aside then yes i am danish, and dam proud of it!
other fun fact! the vikings did in fact NOT rape! hence they would end up in there version of hell for it! standing in a cage made of snakes not being able to sit down... i highly doubt vikings would rape to suffer that afterlife...

another fun fact. did "Americans" not actualy sail from england and all other sorts of wickid countries and then rape and pillage and murder almost all the NATIVE americans???? in the name of youre sick sadistic god?!?
fantastic god you have there incouraging slaughter and rape of innocent women and children?
how is it that you can with just a tiny bit of brain power praise such a god!?
personaly i dont belive in any gods since the entire concept of gods or religion as a whole is flawed and ilogical and just plain stupid... i refere to the text in the start of this post.

and NO! there are NO answers in any of youre god forsaken bibles! the only "answers" in those books are for mindless people who CANNOT take charge and responsebility of the own life or any of there actions! so you rely on a book to make all the choices for you.

then again its quite impressiv how some nutcase a few thousand years ago wrote a lil book and got so many people hooked on such BS, i mean cmon... an invisible ghost/higher power that NO ONE has ever seen, and even if someone has, its forbidden to depict god... hmmm what a coincidence, seriously! if all mankind had just a tiny bit of commen sence, then the whole concept of religion would be abolished!

UUuuuuhhh theres something we cannot yet explain! ITS GOD!!!!!
jesus f****** christ... COMMEN SENSE PEOPLE!!! GET SOME OF IT!!!

Frikadeller out!

[The Atheist]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I thought that this was a great dane:


Well, her films are all 'dogs'.

Denmark - a country so cold and boring that they invented some of the most toxic alcoholic beverages known to man. Most Viking raids were planned when they were drunk, so it is no wonder that they didn't go to anywhere important.

Lego - a term of abuse in most civilised countries. Denmark actually exports these ugly plastic bricks.

Gayowulf - Denmark's most famous 'hero' was a raving homersexual who spent most of his time walking around naked searching for something called 'Grendel', who was probably his 'furrie' boyfriend.

Hamlet, Prince of Denmark - made famous by Shakespeare, a whining suicidal aristocrat who spent most of his time talking to himself - he was actually the world's first Gothtard.

Hands un-Christian Andersen - a pediphile who wrote 'fairytales' as an excuse to molest children.

Government = a combination of the worst aspects of monarchy and communism. They have a queen and plenty of people on welfare.

Religion - most Danish people are Lutherans. Enough said.

YIC
Bryan.

First of all. I'm Danish, and a proud Danish. I'm and Atheist and im neither gay nor a rapist.

I believe in the freedom of religion and thereby accepts and respects ALL OTHER RELIGIONS! So therefor im not here to set you all ablaze with disrespect and hatred.

Oh, and my English is not the best.

But when that is said, i find it extremely ignorant to publish an article/forum thread, filled with lies and again ignorance.

1. Denmark is indeed a small country, situated between Germany and Sweden, It's consisted of numerous islands the largest being Sjælland (in English: Zealand), where the capital Copenhagen is situated. Copenhagen is inhabited by (including suburbs) approx. 1.5 million people. All in all 5.2 milliion people lives in Denmark. However why do you call it insignificant?

2. The muhammed cartoons was to prove that the freedom of speech is stronger, than even the most violent and outrageous religions around the world.

3. Did we invent rape? I must laugh. Rape is wrong, everyone knows that. Like in the rest of the world, it's illegal to rape in Denmark and it has allways been that way. The Danish word for rapist is "Voldtægtsmand" and not "Viking". The word "Viking" is a word used about some people living in Scandinavia for about 1500 hundred years ago and is applied on all Scandinavs (Norwegians, Swedes, Finnish, Danish and even some of your beloved Germans)

4. The Global Climate Hoax? How is it a hoax? For centuries we never took notice of the rising global pollution and now it's started to affect our globe. Your ancestors, just like mine ancestors and you and me, did that. Now it's our duty to reduce this pollution.!

Free whores?? No, the Danish goverment made a statement to the visting goverments and NGO's stating that it is ILLEGAL to buy prostitutes and visit brothels, however the (illegal) prostitutes and brothels did indeed open their doors (get the metaphore?), nearly for free if they showed an access card to the climate summit.

The coldest winter? That was the winter of 1985/86, or so i read. This winter was cold as well but no way near the forementioned winter.

5. Our prime minister is indeed called Rasmussen, but that guy you picture is the old prime minister Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, he was in charge from 1993 to 2001. After that our Prime minister was Anders Fogh Rasmussen from 2001 to 2009, he chose to resign to become the secretary general of NATO. And now we have Lars Løkke Rasmussen. Even though they share a last name, they are in no way in family with each other. Rasmussen is a very common name in Denmark.

6. Satans language is Danish?? Well i've never heard that one before. Im laughing again.

7. Hans Christian Andersen, was not a pedophile, but it is believed that he was gay. However he wrote some of the most beautiful lyrically poems, short stories, fairytales and novels. I don't believe that they were specificly written for children, but as the years went by, they were known as children storys.

8. Lego?? Lego is well known around the globe. It's belived that Lego breathes creativity in the childrens minds, and is that bad? I believe that children have the right to make their own choices in life. From what they play with and even if they want to be baptised.

9. Pippi Longstocking is swedish, made by the Swedish author of childrenbooks Astrid Lindgren.

10. What tv shows depicts rape????

Well. Thats all for me now, but let me just ask this question:

It is indeed a fact that your bible says, you should respect and love one another, i know because believe it or not, i've read it, i just can't remember the verses.

And who should spread god's words and judge the sinners in this world? You guys? No way. He had one messenger and that was his son, Jesus (again: FACT) And if there really is a god (laughing yet again), he will come and judge and send us all to hell

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

that aside then yes i am danish, and dam proud of it!
other fun fact! the vikings did in fact NOT rape! hence they would end up in there version of hell for it! standing in a cage made of snakes not being able to sit down... i highly doubt vikings would rape to suffer that afterlife...

another fun fact. did "Americans" not actualy sail from england and all other sorts of wickid countries and then rape and pillage and murder almost all the NATIVE americans???? in the name of youre sick sadistic god?!?
fantastic god you have there incouraging slaughter and rape of innocent women and children?
how is it that you can with just a tiny bit of brain power praise such a god!?
personaly i dont belive in any gods since the entire concept of gods or religion as a whole is flawed and ilogical and just plain stupid... i refere to the text in the start of this post.

and NO! there are NO answers in any of youre god forsaken bibles! the only "answers" in those books are for mindless people who CANNOT take charge and responsebility of the own life or any of there actions! so you rely on a book to make all the choices for you.

then again its quite impressiv how some nutcase a few thousand years ago wrote a lil book and got so many people hooked on such BS, i mean cmon... an invisible ghost/higher power that NO ONE has ever seen, and even if someone has, its forbidden to depict god... hmmm what a coincidence, seriously! if all mankind had just a tiny bit of commen sence, then the whole concept of religion would be abolished!

UUuuuuhhh theres something we cannot yet explain! ITS GOD!!!!!
jesus f****** christ... COMMEN SENSE PEOPLE!!! GET SOME OF IT!!!

Frikadeller out!

Troll detected.

We need common sense? My advice to you would be to go looking for two items urgently. Firstly, find yourself a dictionary so you can communicate in a language other than the DevilsDutch. Also pick up a KJ Bible.

Satan has a hold on you, and this wrathful tripe is the revolting result.