[Brother Alex]

Re: Reasons GOD HATES YOU!

<hateful homersexual propaganda and gay pornography removed>

Why the hate, friend?

You know, Jesus can help you get rid of your filthy perversion if you only accept Him as your Lord and Savior, repent of your sins and pray for His forgiveness. Homersexuality can be cured and there's still a chance if you wish to avoid burning in Hell for eternity. Why not just let Jesus enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum for good?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

A prime example of how evil the Denmarkians are.

So far I haven't seen anything in this invasion to make me think that Brother Cranky was cruel. If anything, he was way too light on them.

[jensen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello

as a Dane I can’t take Cranky old man seriously.
Never have I read anything so stupid. You have not taken the time to check your sources, but have just heard some things you take for granted.
The Danish flag is red and white. The flag you have found is the Finnish flag. It is not hard to find the right flag by doing a quick search on google and it does not take many minutes to check all the other claims you make. I can only shake their heads and laugh at you.
1. The Danish word for rape is "voldtægt" not Viking.
2. The coldest winter was in 1939/1940 where the average temperature was -5.5 degrees
http://sondagsavisen.dk/91/010231184/
3. The Danish Prime Minister has never participated in the Tour De France
4. What have you smoked? Hans Christian Andersen is one of Denmark's greatest authors of all time
5. What is sinful by Lego?
6. Pippi Longstocking is a fictional person invented by the SWEDISH author Astrid Lindgren

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking

7. These programs you're talking about the news programs. A prgram other countries also have.
8. Yes Danish gays can adopt children, but they must not raping them.</SPAN></SPAN>

[Markwandy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello everybody.

I am a true christian living in the sinful and wicked country of Denmark.
I find myself alone in a dark place, filled with rapists, whores, goats and drunks.

I can only agree with your views on Denmark, and I hope to immigrate to the gloryous United States Of America one day.

May the danes burn in hell.

Hey why don´t you just leave Denmark then if you hate it so much?. We won´t miss you at all.

Bye bye.....

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Copy pasting from other Danmarkians

You need the KJV1611 Bible for guidence.

[Markwandy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

To Brother Alex and Old Cranky Man

1. So you are saying that Goggle (biggest search engine in the world, hope you know it) and FIFA (International Federation Association Football, a world organization) the danes and HOLE europe is wrong about the danish flag? its like telling you that the American flag is looking like the russian or chinesse flag. you must be the smartest man in the world since you can tell over 5.8 (the rest are americans 400 milion) bilion people that they are wrong about the danish flag. i would like to say once again like many other people have (ITS THE FINNISH FLAG YOU POSTED)

2. Denmark is a Christian land no matter how you put it, so if you are calling us worhshippers of Satan, what does it make you then? Extreme Satanist? God like Satanist?

3. The thing about danish history is that its streches back longer than 1500 years, and still within your 300 years of excistence you have managed to become the most violant civilization in the world (good work)

4. If you only get your facts from The Holy Bible, then The United States Of America does not exsist, so how can you proclaim that we are wrong?

5. Its funny you find our Museum Of Pornograhpy disturbing, but still USA is the biggest Porn industry in the world.... explain please.

6. You call us rapist? still USA have the biggest percentage of rapist and pedophiles in the world you can look it up...

7. Instead just telling people that they are wrong about what they are telling you people, i would like decent arguments instead of taking something from the Holy Bible.

8. Denmark has indeed a violant history, but thankfully that have changed and now we are the biggest supporters (compared to our size) to children in need, fighting global warming (the biggest industry of windmills) and D countries (under development) while on the other hand USA is the biggest CO2 producer in the world and refuse to lower it.

9. calling danes communists, is like calling christians for satanists.... they do not fit together.

10. USA is the worlds biggest weapon producer in the world and you call us violant? you make wars instead of stopping them and you call that the word of God? making wars? id rather think (yes, i can think for myself) that God want to end wars rather than starting them.

Thank you for reading

Very good job
People in here are just mad men... I can´t even believe that there are people so dumb out there to believe in such things.

[Markwandy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

you do know that wikipedia is the biggest information site in the world about everything that you need to know? but if you only search for porn you will find like 2 lines. but if you search for jesus you will find like 10 pages of all kinds of stuff that he have done in is lifetime. so by your logic, you are telling people that Jesus (who you can find on wikipedia) is porn?

Hahahaha like that....

People in here are crazy.... Denmark is the place to be....

[Markwandy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

You need the KJV1611 Bible for guidence.

Dirk I have read a lot of what you have written, and you have almost convinced me to be a true christian. No wait a minute, you´re complete crazy. Can you even take care of your selfe? I imagine you must have a helper to get by.

Try and look up the word science, get some facts together.

[Markwandy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I think it's rather you who should seek help, friend. Why the hate?

Why don't you just accept Jesus, let Him enter you and fill you with the Holy Spirit? Why do you hate Him so much?

Because JESUS does not excist. GOD does not excist? Why in earth should you spent a lifetime believing in something that are clearly manmade several thousands years ago? There are almost a religion for each country, why is that?
Because it is manmade by former landlords to control the people back then and keep the people down.

I believe in science, where there are facts to back up my words.

[jensen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

You need the KJV1611 Bible for guidence.

you are crazy

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Because JESUS does not excist. GOD does not excist? Why in earth should you spent a lifetime believing in something that are clearly manmade several thousands years ago? There are almost a religion for each country, why is that?
Because it is manmade by former landlords to control the people back then and keep the people down.

I believe in science, where there are facts to back up my words.

Jesus did not exist, I mean if someone had been raising the dead or such like you think someone at the time would have noticed, but there are not contemporary records of any of his so called miracles, so that is something I can agree with you on. As for God, the one Brother Alex and his friends describe is not very convincing, but that does not mean there is no God, I know there is a God and he is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Now let us turn to the subject of science....
What is science, really? Some might call it the observation, descriptive, experimental, and theoretical explanation of phenomena. And so, not surprisingly, there are a few who argue the supernatural theories have no place in science, since they make no testable claims about the world. But that idea is a little short-sighted. Science is also a collection of tools whose purpose is to enable mankind to solve problems. In this sense, supernatural - or magic, metaphysical, not real, what have you - theories have the potential to be just as helpful, if not more helpful, then the standard natural-only we've used for the last two hundred years

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Dirk I have read a lot of what you have written, and you have almost convinced me to be a true christian. No wait a minute, you´re complete crazy. Can you even take care of your selfe? I imagine you must have a helper to get by.

Ofcourse I can take care of myself, what makes you think otherwise?

Try and look up the word science, get some facts together.

No you need to get some facts together: Read the KJV1611 Bible for facts

[handmaiden]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Because JESUS does not excist. GOD does not excist? Why in earth should you spent a lifetime believing in something that are clearly manmade several thousands years ago? There are almost a religion for each country, why is that?
Because it is manmade by former landlords to control the people back then and keep the people down.

I believe in science, where there are facts to back up my words.

Well, I believe in subject/verb agreement.



Grammatically Yours,

Handmaiden

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

No you need to get some facts together:Read The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7) for facts

Your error corrected for you, no need to thank me.

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Your error corrected for you, no need to thank me.

Were you expecting a thanks then? You're pretty full of yourself.