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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #976
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by kriger View Post
    why is my name pink?
    Are you a queer, and eskimo, or both?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • kriger
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2010
      • 9

      #977
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      hmm well i cant be queer, i like t***s and p****y too much.
      and i cant be an eskimo, they are from frozen contries.
      so none?
      Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 06-06-2010, 04:52 PM. Reason: profanities edited

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #978
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by kriger View Post
        hmm well i cant be queer, i like t***s and p****y too much.
        and i cant be an eskimo, they are from frozen contries.
        so none?
        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Dirk
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 1425

          #979
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by kriger View Post
          why is my name pink?
          Because you're Danish?

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          • kriger
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2010
            • 9

            #980
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            im not here to flame enyone i was just looking at all the false facts about denmark.
            then my name turned pink, a asked why, you asked me somthing, i answerd, best as i could.
            not flame'ing nobody

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            • Dirk
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 1425

              #981
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by kriger View Post
              im not here to flame enyone i was just looking at all the false facts about denmark.
              then my name turned pink, a asked why, you asked me somthing, i answerd, best as i could.
              not flame'ing nobody
              But you're hurting Jesus instead, are you happy now?

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              • kriger
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2010
                • 9

                #982
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                But you're hurting Jesus instead, are you happy now?
                you lot are hurting denmark and the danes,
                im just defending my contry.

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                • Sister Christina
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 364

                  #983
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by kriger View Post
                  you lot are hurting denmark and the danes,
                  im just defending my contry.
                  Why defend a country God hates? Get out of there asap instead...or better yet; get a copy of KJV1611, read it and live by it.

                  Praise the Lord!
                  "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                  • AlsenDK
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5

                    #984
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    We should just stop posting on this forum, theres no way to make these Christians come to any sense at all.. You can give them all the arguments you want, but as they believe in something that no one can prove exist, it's impossible to make them believe in something that actually has a lot of facts to back it up.

                    I myself think that religion is overrated, and should just be banned..

                    Or even better, lets all praise The Flying Spaghetti Monster as our lord.. Cause that makes about as much sense as believing in God or Jesus.

                    Well, I'm gonna go rape some kids and go to hell, cause that is apparently what we Danes do.

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                    • kriger
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 9

                      #985
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
                      Why defend a country God hates? Get out of there asap instead...or better yet; get a copy of KJV1611, read it and live by it.

                      Praise the Lord!
                      if God exists and all the books about him are true then,
                      God dosent hate any contries, he created the world, if he hates a piece of land he would simply flood it.

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                      • Christ is My Savior
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 36

                        #986
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by AlsenDK View Post
                        We should just stop posting on this forum, theres no way to make these Christians come to any sense at all.. You can give them all the arguments you want, but as they believe in something that no one can prove exist, it's impossible to make them believe in something that actually has a lot of facts to back it up.

                        I myself think that religion is overrated, and should just be banned..

                        Or even better, lets all praise The Flying Spaghetti Monster as our lord.. Cause that makes about as much sense as believing in God or Jesus.

                        Well, I'm gonna go rape some kids and go to hell, cause that is apparently what we Danes do.
                        YOU make no sense. You have not given any arguments, only fallacies. I can prove God exists, as I can feel his undeserved kindness every single day.

                        Yeah, many people think religion should be banned. This was also foreseen by Jesus.

                        If you can show me 'The Flying Spaghetti Monster' in the KJ1611, i might take up the discussion. Until then, i can only admonish you to repent.

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                        • Oompa-loompa
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 108

                          #987
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Cranky Old Man how stupid are you? Your topic is "8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!" and you have the flag of Finland as picture. Even the name of the picture is "Flag_of_Finland.svg". You should see this.

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                          • Christ is My Savior
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 36

                            #988
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
                            Cranky Old Man how stupid are you? Your topic is "8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!" and you have the flag of Finland as picture. Even the name of the picture is "Flag_of_Finland.svg". You should see this!
                            YOU should see this !

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                            • djaevel
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 2

                              #989
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              You guys are fucking scaring me.. I knew americans in general were without any knowlegde of anything outside what you call "gods own country" ..

                              But this BS you ugys are yapping bout makes me feel sorry for you...

                              You abuse your religion to hate, llok down and feel better. But u aint. All you are in reality is inbreed fucks frm some hillbilly shithole where you sister is also your momma and your daddy your uncle as well..

                              I bet you are afraid of muslims too? I can tell you this much.. god will accept any moderate worshipper of any religion before any of you retards.

                              Read a real book one day. And stop voting with your asses. I bet you all voted for the bush administration, right? And you say youre on the side of jesus almighty? I dont see how you can combijne these 2 facts.

                              8 reasons who god hates AMERICANS (excluding the natives, theyre alright)

                              1 You are inbread morons who thinks you own the world and god is real
                              2You are inbread morons who thinks you own the world and god is real
                              3You are inbread morons who thinks you own the world and god is real
                              4You are inbread morons who thinks you own the world and god is real
                              5You are inbread morons who thinks you own the world and god is real
                              6You are inbread morons who thinks you own the world and god is real
                              7You are inbread morons who thinks you own the world and god is real
                              8You are inbread morons who thinks you own the world and god is real

                              When you all die you will sleep in the fire, thats for sure..

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                              • Felicity
                                As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 4834

                                #990
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                @djaevel Welcome!

                                Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

                                If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!
                                I Jesus!

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