[handmaiden]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

By the way..
What do you think you're teenage daughter doing right now, this moment.
Wanna know? She's blowing a dude in his pickup truck.
Damn i feel sorry for you "hardcore christians" peoples childrens.
you're piffleing them up, for sure!

Well, in Denmark, someone would be filming the teenaged girl in the pickup truck to make an "art film".


And we here at LBC are nothing like those "hardcore Christians" that you are referring to. We swallow the Bible whole instead of having it purred down into bland baby food. It's harder to digest that way, but we take pride in our intestinal fortitude.

Join us! All it takes is a KJV and a pair of open eyes. (If you can pry them away from the porn.)

Cheerfully Yours,

Handmaiden

[Nobar King]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

We are truly blessed that the people of Denmark love our forum so much. Who knew that it would be this easy to spread the word of God when computers were first invented?

[handmaiden]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Dear Outraged Danes:

Who is Lars Von Trier? I read that he recently made some oddly esoteric, weirdly disturbing film designed to encourage tourism to Denmark.

Since I read this on an internet site, I am going to assume that it is absolutely true without any further consideration.

Curiously Yours,

Handmaiden

[Imlikew00t]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Dear Outraged Danes:

Who is Lars Von Trier? I read that he recently made some oddly esoteric, weirdly disturbing film designed to encourage tourism to Denmark.

Since I read this on an internet site, I am going to assume that it is absolutely true without any further consideration.

Curiously Yours,

Handmaiden

.. He recently made some oddly esteric, weirdly disturbing FILM
- He's an film director, do the math you'r self..

Seriously, this website cant be for real. This is way too dumb, to be true.

[Inspirer]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Dear Outraged Danes:

Who is Lars Von Trier? I read that he recently made some oddly esoteric, weirdly disturbing film designed to encourage tourism to Denmark.

Since I read this on an internet site, I am going to assume that it is absolutely true without any further consideration.

Curiously Yours,

Handmaiden

You are right ther, he has made some oddly esoteric, weirdly disturbing films, but to encourage tourism to Denmark, where have you read that?

Do you think that all on the WWW you read is real ??'

BTV: in my line of worke, Assumptions is the mother of all f... up's.
morale is don't assume, know.

Brgds Inspirer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Von_Trier

[Nobar King]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I'll reserve the 666th post for the King of Denmark:

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Gents.

Denmark still ownes Greenland, the fareos and island.

I knew you were al thieves!

Are you colour blind, the Danish flag is red and white, the other is blue and white!!!!!!

No, we're not. It's the correct flag.

[Inspirer]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I knew you were al thieves!


No, we're not. It's the correct flag.

We are thieves; hmm please provide some evidence of that, (some facts will be nice, and not just something that you make up).

The flag is NOT correct, why not just admit that the tread starter made a mistake and get over it.

Brgds

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

We are thieves; hmm please provide some evidence of that, (some facts will be nice, and not just something that you make up).

The flag is NOT correct, why not just admit that the tread starter made a mistake and get over it.

Brgds

Evidence that you're thieves? Don't you own Greenland, the fareos and islands? That is evidence enough for me

Exodus 22:7
If a man shall deliver unto his neighbour money or stuff to keep, and it be stolen out of the man's house; if the thief be found, let him pay double.

Why don't you admit that you invented rape. What you are doing now, is called lying my friend

Psalm 31:18
Let the lying lips be put to silence; which speak grievous things proudly and contemptuously against the righteous.

[Danishguy2]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

all the bad things, the world is hearing about Denmark that is about Sjælland in Denmark and not the rest of it Jutland and maybe Fyn don't do all that kind off things, and almost all the people in Copenhagen is criminals believe me.


And I am proud to say i am a
Danish citizen.

[The Great Dane]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

well i thinkg its about time, that there whas a reply from the danish comunity by now, so let me start of with that

firstly i would like to say, that i find this very amusing, really, it made me giggle.

well last start of with point number 1:

1:yes we had the vikings, and we are damn proud of them to, and yes they burned, and raped, and pillaged back in the days, (but so did alot of other people in the name of christianity, so my reply here would be: let he who is without sin, cast the first stone) and why are the danes being judged on what the vikings did 600-800 years ago, why are we rapist for that?? i will however give you this, there is alot of people not getting married, and funny enough the danes are the happiest people in the world, hmm think there might be a connection there

2: well you can blame the politicians for that one, i personally think that about 90% of the danish population thought, even before it startet, that nothing good would come out of it, it would only be a waste of money, and right we where. dont blame the danish people, for having stupid politicians!!

3: 1st of, Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, whas the prime minister, 6-7 years ago, and he has NEVER participated in Tour de France. get your facts straight. he just biked to work, and participated in some local charity bike events.
you must be thinking of Bjarne Riis, whe participated and won the Tour de France, and has later acknoliged that he cheated and used EPO, just like everyone else in that stupid bike race.

4: dont know much about the background of HC Andersen my self, just grew up with listening to his stories, but i do remember this little fact, that is father whas the reason he left home, at an early age, and if what you are spreading is true, then i think that, that might have something to do with it.

5: how the hell is Lego corrupting kids?? the way i se it, it helps creativity, and teaches kids to think outside the box, by building stuff, that there isent a blueprint for. ( alot of future engineers, have played with lego alot, when they were kids)

6: sorry to disapoint you there mate. Pippi Longstocking ( or Pippi Langstrømpe (in danish)) is actually swedish, the auther is Astrid Lindgreen, who whas born in småland, and moved to stockholm in her youth. get your facts straight.

7: we do not have such shows, dont know why think we do. bot we dont.

8: yes and no, danish gay couples, are allowed to adopt children, no they are not allowed to rape them, thats a horrible thing to say!!

and further more. stop telling people what to do, and let people chose for them selfes. we the danes know how to do that, respect each others differences, we dont go trying to convert each other, when we find out we have different religions, we just accept it, and get along. (and again, we are the happiest people in the world, think there is conection there to??)

[The Great Dane]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

ohh yeah, and i forgot about the flag to. as it has been mentioned earlier, its the finnish flag, get your facts straight.

[Inspirer]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Evidence that you're thieves? Don't you own Greenland, the fareos and islands? That is evidence enough for me

Exodus 22:7
If a man shall deliver unto his neighbour money or stuff to keep, and it be stolen out of the man's house; if the thief be found, let him pay double.

Why don't you admit that you invented rape. What you are doing now, is called lying my friend

Psalm 31:18
Let the lying lips be put to silence; which speak grievous things proudly and contemptuously against the righteous.

IF I would say that the Danes invented rape, I would indeed be lying, as some one earlier has pointed out, so that is not going to happen.

[Peaches]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

All of the angry Danes posting here are making me ashamed to be Danish myself

[Michael Mogensen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hi All Americans ... !!

I am a cristian man from Denmark.

You are so wrong. GOD loves Denmark very much. And do you know why .... ? Because Jesus died for us as well

And before accusing the danish people for anything ... get the fact's right.

The flag is wrong. Red with a white crose.

It was a local PR-stunt from ONE woman, and it was a big fiasko. There where many danish christians praying for this to be a flop. And it was. And the climate-meating was a honest wish to make this world a better place. As fare as I know, the americans never participates with a positive atitude when climate is descussed.

How do you as american dare to talk about cheating politicians. The worst of this kind lives in your country..... and when we speake of country .. you only have it because you killed all the indians that owned America before you all came ...

And about LEGO ... for most children this is a fun toy. The only sinfull thing about it is strange videos .. made by adults.

And PIPI ... sory to say so .. is from Sweden.

The Tv-shows you are writing about ... is not there.

And the part of Gay's .. ofcourse adults gay's aswell as normal men and women, are not allowed to use children for sex.

It is people like You 'Cranky old man', who makes it hard to bring peace to the world ... Fanatics who makes lies, and uses Gods name to support it.

Why don't you try to help the christians in Denmark ... instead of being a silly old man.

Have a lovely day
Michael Mogensen