[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

On jokes: everything can be seen as a joke if seen from a correct angle.

No matter what angle I use to look at you, you still remain a joke.

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Alas, I am just a poor godless atheist on my way to Hell, and indeed I blame this wretched country of mine for bringing me up this way and causing me to have such a sinful outlook on life. Therefore, allow me to praise you, aspiring Brother Deuteronomy for letting a sliver of light shine down and pierce my unhallowed darkness. It gives me joy to know that not all my fellow countrymen are destined to dance to the gnashing of teeth and the prodding of pitchforks. So let me urge to you to choose the way of Lot and escape this doomed country before the good Lord bathes us all in the fires of his mercy. And may he speed you on your way to the Promised Land.

This is a nice start, why not introduce yourself in the introduction forum?

[american history X]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

håber sgu i alle dør. Efter alt det i spassere har skrevet fortjener i det sgu

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

håber sgu i alle dør. Efter alt det i spassere har skrevet fortjener i det sgu

Why do you speak in that Satanic language?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Why do you speak in that Satanic language?

I think it's doing more parroting and Satan is having a bit of fun with him. Because my demon to English translator says it's more gibberish.

[Deuteronomy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Alas, I am just a poor godless atheist on my way to Hell, and indeed I blame this wretched country of mine for bringing me up this way and causing me to have such a sinful outlook on life. Therefore, allow me to praise you, aspiring Brother Deuteronomy for letting a sliver of light shine down and pierce my unhallowed darkness. It gives me joy to know that not all my fellow countrymen are destined to dance to the gnashing of teeth and the prodding of pitchforks. So let me urge to you to choose the way of Lot and escape this doomed country before the good Lord bathes us all in the fires of his mercy. And may he speed you on your way to the Promised Land.

Hallelujah my brother, Hallelujah. Tears are pouring out my old eyes, leaving wet marks on my bible infront of me, reading your wise words. I praise the good Lord that there indeed are souls worth rescuing in this Godforsaken corner of the world. The part of the Good Book marked by your words was this "Escapes to Derbe, where he preaches the gospel, and returns to Lystra, and to Iconium, and to Antioch, strengthens the souls of the disciples, exhorts them to continue in the faith, and helps to appoint elders" The Lord works in mysterious ways. Let us pray

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

PLEASE REPLY, AND DO NOT LEAVE OUT PARTS OF MY REPLY. RESPOND TO EVERYTHING I JUST SAID.

You must be very popular at parties. Most of your issues have already been addressed in this discussion thread. So it is just a matter of reading it all from top to bottom to figure it all out. But since you seem to be a very lazy person, I will address some of your babbling anyway. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."

Your statements in this thread are wrong. You should have done some researching before you starting yelling out something, that is not true.

I did my research, my posting contains 19 hyperlinks to reliable sources. It seems the problem here is that you are too lazy to click on them.

you say that it is not important because it is not in the KJV1611

Which is by definition true!

your porn filter should not block sites like Wikipedia and Google

Why not? Should a porn filter not block porn?

In which story does he glorify the evil?

All of them.

And I still do not take what KJV1611 says as real proof.

Ignoring proof, does not make it less true.

Yes, Denmark did invent Lego. But is it sinful behavior to build something? That is what Lego is made for. You use it to build something, for fun! Is it a sin to have fun?

Yet one more example of you showing to be too lazy to click on the hyperlink I provided.

I do not watch danish television, so I do not know anything about that. But it appears that there are no shows called Rape with Brutality, The Market for live, Come Hitler or Update on masochism for children. Which means that you are making stuff up.

Again, failure on your side to click a simple link. The blue letters with a line under them, click on it with your mouse cursor. It will open an entire new world for you!

Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt children, but not rape them. The Danish law prohibits rape. Which means that if you rape someone you will be put in jail.

This has been addressed many times already. But since you are too lazy to read, I will explain it once more. Allowing gays to adopt and forbidding them to rape is pointless. Once the gays and the child are alone in their house, the rape will happen. It will only stop if the neighbors at some point get annoyed by the constant screaming of the child and alert the police. Unfortunately children in healthy families tend to scream as well so a lot of these crimes will never be noticed.

By the way, is it not a sin to hate someone?

I hate no one. I love everyone with True Christian(tm) love. This is why I try to wake up people so they can choose Jesus and avoid eternal damnation to Hell.

[cyberstorm]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

See? See just how godless I am? I've just been found guilty of an infraction, and verily my mind is so darkened that I cannot even see how to respond to the private message I've received that informs me of this. Therefore, I humbly beseech you here: Please do not ban me for my ignominous ways. Surely, it must have been the Horned One who possessed me to write what I did. For do they not say that a man possessed, often does not even realize it?

Ah, I see that you have seen fit to comment on my other post, Brother Dirk. Alas, but I can feel the conflict within. I fear that I shall need to wrestle with my corrupt Danish nature awhile. Still, I humbly thank you for your kind reply.

[american history X]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, Anders renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.

I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.

[handmaiden]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

bitch go back to your kitchen if you like it so much

You WILL NOT speak to a True Christan Lady in that manner!

By the way, I noticed your font changed, where did you copy your threat from? Wouldn't be from here would it?

http://www.flixster.com/actor/dwayne-johnson/dwayne-the-rock-johnson-quotes

You WILL get off you astronomically large arse and start coming up with your own ORIGINAL threats!

How in the name of your non-god do you expect to be taken seriously if you can't even verbally threaten a woman without using cut and paste from a secondary source?

Are both your arms AND your vocabulary skills THAT weak?!

Deridingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Well since it's a copypasta war you want...

Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, Anders renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.

I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.

Taken from one of many Satanist websites.

So, is this you?

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, Anders renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.

I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.

Why not read the KJV1611 Bible?

[american history X]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Father Satan, I call to you from the deepst parts of my heart, I praise your name with every breath of my body, I worship you with every fibre of my being. You shown me what true strength is. you have shown me what true love is. Out of the darkness you came to show, me the true light. My master, my father and my friend what a great gift that is. Hail to the King!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I guess Satanists have the crackers that parrots prefer.

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hail to the King!

Indeed, Hail to the King Jesus.