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  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Are scared of the truth Lisa? I do nothing but point out the truth. Cranks and Follower claim your imaginary friend speaks in American, Bendover Baptist Church claim that the KJV-CFT is the perfect and indisputable word of the imaginary one, it is not in American, so the imaginary one's language is not American.

    Again all I do is respond to points others have already made, again I was not the one to place the log on the tracks.
    Well unless you can come up with a 1611 Denmarkian version you are of topic.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
      Well unless you can come up with a 1611 Denmarkian version you are of topic.
      danish version

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      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by A Follower View Post
        Really funny NOT.

        What it actually looks like without the photoshopping:
        A very low and cheap trick Follower, you are wrong and you have to resort to a lie, that anyone can expose by referring to the original. What else have you "edited" of the words of your imaginary friend to make them fit your world view?

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        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by the DANE muhaha View Post
          danish version
          Why do you Denmarkians always want to be called after pastries.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            Well unless you can come up with a 1611 Denmarkian version you are of topic.
            As I said...

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Again all I do is respond to points others have already made, again I was not the one to place the log on the tracks.
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            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              As I said...
              I know you only have one eye, and have problems reading threads, you have taken this of topic.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                I know you only have one eye, and have problems reading threads, you have taken this of topic.

                Happy now?
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                • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  Happy now?
                  As long as you do as your told.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    CFT: Collected Fairy tales
                    Thats really funny I thought only H.C.Andersen had copyright to fairytales in this thread
                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    Why do you Denmarkians always want to be called after pastries.
                    Please Lisa, Do not offend us by calling us Denmarkians... i do not call you guys Americanos or anything silly like that. Im trying to be here with respect.

                    And Danish people are not named after pastries, but pastries after danish people! I think its very obvisous reading this thread


                    In general i must admit i find the debate between "A follower" and "Jo Freddie" interesting, as it seems someone are digging into something that would most likely cost him an "infraction". A already have two of them... infractions, and there no real explanation on why? And im not even talking this to a low level word fight...

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                    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by Babgren View Post
                      "I already have two of them... infractions, and there no real explanation on why?"
                      Sorry one has been removed... my bad. Sorry.

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                      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                        Why do you Denmarkians always want to be called after pastries.
                        Because they can't shut their pieholes?

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                        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                          Why do you Denmarkians always want to be called after pastries.
                          The language in Danmark is actually called Danish.

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                          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                            The language in Danmark is actually called Danish.
                            Right, and Noah built a bungalow.
                            "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
                              Right, and Noah built a bungalow.
                              Why shouldn't he do that though the bible doesn't say it?

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                              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                We would like to tell you guys a bit more about Denmark. We were the first to legalize pornography, we did that in 1967. We decided that individuals needed to learn that love and lust were their own personal matters. And actually, some people, whit a different kind of lust than the rest of us, has the opportunity to forfill their needs instead of pursuing these things in real life. For the rest of us, it taught us to evolve, so that we can make love to the one we love at all times because it never gets boring ;o) by the way, you have to be, at least 18 to purchase all of these adult playthings... (By the way, prostitution is illegal in Denmark)

                                Denmark was also an import part of discovering how to make a nuclear bomb. A Dane by the name of Niels Bohr, found the answer to nuclear fusion which was ment to provide people whit electricity. The Americans used it to make bombs, Little Boy which they dropped over Hiroshima and the Fat Man over Nagasaki leavingpopulation, to die. The survivors of Hiroshima and Nagasaki who was disposed to the radiation gave birth to children whit deffects, and cancer.

                                We would allso like to make a correction! the Danish flag, called ”Dannebrog”, looks like this



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                                Proffesor Ronald Inglehart, from Michigan University, made studies that proved ourdemocracy, our social balance and the peacefull atmosphere makes us the happiest population in the world. Maybe you should expand your horizon and take a trip to our country and learn a bit about charity towards one another.
                                Yours truly Sofie and Gilbert… Proud Danes ;o)

                                PS. If you have any questions you are welcome to ask!!!


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