Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

[ProudDane(Dunce)]

Im posting this because i read his ( 8 reasons why god hates Denmark ) thread.

First of all he is posting the Finnish flag and that shows that he doesn't know what Denmark really is :'(

now to show why he is lying :
"Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!"
No that is not true :'( Denmark is not filled with rapist homosexuals and goatfuckers(excuse me for my bad language i am using to prove my point ) we may drink alot but if you look it up on the internet the US has far more psychopats and other fucked up people than Denmark.

"The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped!"
Well the wikings actually came form Germany so we didn't actually invent wikings but we was wikings but why blame the danish people that live today ? :'(

"Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit"
How can such a small country be the driving force of the global climate hoax?
And the free whores is not Denmark itself that stands by it and says lets give free whores to the visitors of the climate summit :'( it was the whores themselves and there was nothing we could do about it :'(

"The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France"
That is wrong because our Prime Minister has never been in the Tour it was someone else who also was named Rasmussen soo...

"Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish!"
H.C Andersen made child stories and its just because you are a hypocrite that you think it is like you say so :'( and i dont even see a proof that Danish is Satan's native language :'(

"Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior!"
Lego was invented by us but not to corrupt children again you are just being a hypocrite

"The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever."
We didnt invent Pippi, Sweden invented her..

"Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children"
We have the same TV Shows as you...

"Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children!"
Where did you get that idea ? that is not true at all...

[Sister Charli]

Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

It is polite to go and introduce yourself here before barging into OUR forum with all your hateful talk.

And, please do not call True Christian's(tm) "liars". We tend to take exception to that.

[Lisa H]

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I cannot understand why you did not respond in the correct thread instead of making a new one.

[Jo Freddie]

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In what language did God speak?

American.

Lets us take one example of the word of "god" as defined by the Bendover Baptist - the KJV-CFT

It states
Numbers 11:7And the manna [was] as coriander seed, and the COLOUR thereof as the COLOUR of bdellium.

Not American, now before anyone accuses me of using an interpretation of the book lets us take a look in the original


Numbers 11:7 looks like this:


The above is a straight scan, no photoshop and you can check for yourself by either going and having a look at an original copy or the full scan that can be found here

[Jo Freddie]

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I cannot understand why you did not respond in the correct thread instead of making a new one.

People respond to lies in one thread and you accuse them of derailing the topic, so people make a relevant topic and you are still not happy Lisa.

[A Follower]

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A bit off topic again, aren't you pastaboy? Neither of the quotes comes from this thread. Two heathens in this thread, and neither can abide by common courtesy... telling...

[Lisa H]

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Jo, did you bribe this fellow with some Denmarkian noodles to make this thread.

[Jo Freddie]

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A bit off topic again, aren't you pastaboy? Neither of the quotes comes from this thread. Two heathens in this thread, and neither can abide by common courtesy... telling...

How can pointing out untruths of Cranks in a topic called "Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!" be in anyway going off topic, right on the topic if you ask me, oh you going to post your photoshop work again? it will not stand up when compared to the original prints of the text.

[Jo Freddie]

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I cannot understand why you did not respond in the correct thread instead of making a new one.

Stop trying to derail this thread by going off topic Lisa.

[Lisa H]

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People respond to lies in one thread and you accuse them of derailing the topic, so people make a relevant topic and you are still not happy Lisa.

I said you were derailing the topic. Not this person.

[Jo Freddie]

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I said you were derailing the topic. Not this person.

Stop trying to derail this thread by going off topic Lisa.

[Cranky Old Man]

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"Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children!" Where did you get that idea ? that is not true at all...

Allowing gays to adopt and forbidding them to rape is pointless. Once the gays and the child are alone in their house, the rape will happen. It will only stop if the neighbors at some point get annoyed by the constant screaming of the child and alert the police. Unfortunately children in healthy families tend to scream as well so a lot of these crimes will never be noticed.

[Lisa H]

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Stop trying to derail this thread by going off topic Lisa.

Rules for Jo Freddie
1. Lisa is always right.
2. If Lisa is wrong, refer to rule 1.

[the DANE muhaha]

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Allowing gays to adopt and forbidding them to rape is pointless. Once the gays and the child are alone in their house, the rape will happen. It will only stop if the neighbors at some point get annoyed by the constant screaming of the child and alert the police. Unfortunately children in healthy families tend to scream as well so a lot of these crimes will never be noticed.

where do u get that from?

[Jo Freddie]

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Rules for Jo Freddie
1. Lisa is always right.
2. If Lisa is wrong, refer to rule 1.

And the quotes from the KJV-CFT to back that up?