[dinmor]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Yes im a true Christian

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Yes im a true Christian

So which Baptist Church do you have fellowship with?

[dinmor]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Well never been in a Baptist church and dont belong to one since then would all them i know would be mad since they hate the christians.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Well never been in a Baptist church and dont belong to one since then would all them i know would be mad since they hate the christians.

I see English is your second language so please excuse my correcting your grammar . what you are trying to say is that Baptists are the True Christians!

[dinmor]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Yes

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Yes

I see you have not introduced yourself to the congregation, we sure would like to hear your story. How you found Jesus, What your favorite Bible scripture, where you worship etc and I can point you in that direction if you like.
Make an Introduction for yourself.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Well never been in a Baptist church and dont belong to one since then would all them i know would be mad since they hate the christians.

Yes im a true Christian

How can you possibly call yourself a True Christian(tm) and not belong to a Baptist Church?

What false Christian Church do you hold your séances in?

Any relation to the Dinty Mors of Philadelphia?

[Jelle99]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

So, before I start to break this thing down, and prove that most of this is wrong, or at least try to, if you do not understand, please, do tell, and I will try to write it in such manner, than even you guys in here can understand it. But I might fail to. I know how your brains work, or well, in this case, doesn't work.

And oh yeah, you might recognize my name. HELL YEAH, I'M BACK!

Hello everybody.

My name is Michael, and I live in Denmark.

I have to apologize on behalf of "my" country and I. I'm not that very proud of calling Denmark "my" country, since most of the facts given in this thread is true.

It is great to start with an apology, but do you even know what you are apologizing for? Seems to me that you haven't got a clue about it.

Danes (and you are absolutely right about the dog-breed) are proud of their country. So when people point out all the gross stuff that's been going on, the last 2,000 years "we" tend to call it a lie.

Generalizing are we? How can you possible know that all Danes is proud of their country? You obviously aren't, and I am not, so, we can therefor conclude that not all is proud. Do not write such non-sense. That only makes you look stupid.

We do have true to heart Christians in our country. But Danes don't like them. Most Danes do also not believe in God or the Lord saviour his son, Jesus Christ.

Many Danes believe in God. Its just the way they believe in him which is different. I, myself, do not believe in him. He is a fiction figure, and it can never really be proven that he exists.

In Denmark, there is a tradition called "confirmation" which was supposed to be a true Christian act. But it is not so. Ever since it was first introduced, Danes believes this act to be an excuse to have a big party, with a lot of young and innocent teenage girls and drunk uncles.

I do not recall any drunk uncles at my "confirmation", as you call it.
What you mean by innocent teenage girls I do not know, please, do explain it.
Also, some people hold what is called a "non-firmation", which is, if they do not confirm that they believe in God, they get a party anyway. That is redundant to me.
And the "confirmation" is not an excuse to have a big party, at least it was not for me. It was about making the very first own decision of my life. And yes, I did say yes that day, which only enhances my thoughts of, that it is too early for a kid at 13 years old to make such a decision. I honestly was not ready for it, obviously because I have now changed my mind about it.
But I do agree, that allot also say yes, just to get a huge party, and allot of gifts.
Again, you need to be more specific about these things.

You can imagine the rest, and also the sins following the combination of alcohol and young innocent women.

I do not know what you mean by a combination of alcohol and innocent women. I was not allowed to drink, both by my country's laws, but also by my parents, which was, funny as it is, at my party too.

Also Danes have another tradition. We celebrate Christmas, the birth of our Lord Saviour Jesus Christ on December 24 th, the day before the rest of the world - because Danes believe that Jesus wasn't concieved by the Holy Spirit, but the "Holy Alcohol".

Again, you generalize. This is a bad thing to do, because we are not all like that. Yes, we do celebrate Christmas on 24th of December. I have no idea why actually, I have just been stuck with it since I was born, and it has nothing to do with religion in my eyes, just a lovely evening with my family and some dancing around a tree. Again you refer to alcohol. This is not a typically danish behavior, at least not in my family, nor any family I know of.

A mix up in translation made it seem to Danes, that "Holy Spirit" meant "Holy Alcohol". In Denmark, alcohol is also called "spirtitus". I think it's called "spirits" in English.

Would you care to provide a source for this? I have never in my life heard of this, and I do believe it is just something you have made up and strongly believe in.
Also, it is not "spirtitus", but "Spiritus". Are you even sure you live in Denmark, and is not some dude just trying to make Denmark look bad? It seems so to me, as you have no idea how the real danish behavior is like.

Like you know, Danes love alcohol, so to them, drinking alcohol is a religous act. They will defend this belief, and become very agressive if you try to explain the mix up.

Yet again you generalize. What a bad man you are.
No, not all Danes love alcohol, me, again, being an exception. I drink at a maximum one time each month, and I am never going to be so drunk, that I have no idea of where I am, or that I cannot remember a thing the next day.

Also. The Virgin birth, translates into... I'm very sorry. But I have to tell you this... it translates, in Danish, into "Hore". In Enlish it would mean "whore".

Whore = luder
NOT "Hore"

Yet again, are you even sure you are from Denmark? Again, you do not know the danish language. You are pathetic.

Therefore Danes believe, that drinking a lot of alcohol and fornicating, will get them closer to Heaven and God.

Yet again a generalization. And people call me evil?
Some Danes might believe this, but, yet again, I am the exception. I do not believe in this, as I do not believe in God at all, nor in Heaven, or in Hell for that matter.

Some Danes actually believe that they themselves are God, when they drink.

WOW! We are finally improving here. No generalization? That's amazing!
And yes, it is so true, but I am sure allot of people in the world believe this when they drink. Many tend to be "cocky", and wants to start a fight and thinks that they own the world. This is an act all over the world my friend, not just in Denmark.

And it's not the worst.

It's generally accepted to drink alcohol and have sex afterwards. Danes call it "Christmas Fest" or "Easter Fest", where "fest" means party.

This is true. We do have parties where we drink and have sex afterwards, if we find a girl we like, and they like us, we ask if they want to, and if they do, well, then get on with the action. There is ABSOLUTELY NO raping going on, as I believe MANY of you in here would have given me a respond about it being such thing.

Since the mix up with "Holy Spirit", they turn almost every religius event into a drinking contest.

Again, you must either not be from Denmark, or come from some piffleed up place. This only happens if we hold a Christmas party a few days before the actual day, then, and here again, I take myself as an example, have had a drinking contest, which is mostly for the fun of it.

Also in Danish, the word "God" is pronounced "Gord" - which, spelled backwards makes "Drog" - or in Danish tounque - "Druk", which means "Drinking".

"God" is not pronounced "Gord" in danish. The danish word for "God", is "Gud", which sounds nothing like that at all. Yet again, are you sure you even know the danish language?

Holy Spirit(s) = Holy Alcohol
Go®d = Drinking
Virgin birth = Whore

Let me use google translator for this, and if you are unsure about the outcome, you can always try to use google translator yourself. This only, once again, enhances my belief that you are not from Denmark, nor know the danish language at all. Anyway, to the translations:

Holy Spirit(s) = Helligånden ®
Go®d = Go ® d
Virgin birth = Virgin fødsel

This is directly taken from google translate. In danish, the word "alcohol", is simply spelled "Alkohol", this you can also look up at google translate. So, "Helligånden" has nothing to do with drinking.

You can start to see the picture form and a lot of the facts about Denmark starts to make sense.

As allot of facts is actually wrong, I cannot start to see the picture, could you please paint it for me?

Also the name of the country itself: "Den-Mark" - means, in Danish "That Mark".

A "mark" can be two things. It can be a field, like a field of flowers or grass. It can also be the name of a young boy. "Confirmation" is the choosing of whether or not the young Danish boy believes in God.

"mark", in danish, has nothing to do with "confirmation". I don't get why you are saying that. Again, are you sure you know the danish language, and did not just write this into google translate, and assume it is right?

The rest is right, but why you associate it like that, I do not get. Someone in this thread actually mentioned that we "stole" the name from some other city in a whole other country. Try to use google translate on that first, as if the name came from there, it must also have the meaning from there.

I think that's a good thing. That they make this passage of rite, and choose for themselves.

I do too, you just do it too early in your life.

The only problem is, that in Denmark, you change your name after the Confirmation. And since Danes believe in God to be the same as drinking, the young boy is not only making the wrong decision. He is also changing his name into like: Jonas, Simon, Peter, Jakob, Andreas, Matthias (Mattheus) and Judas (or Juno).

These are all Christian names, that they swear to. Danes will try to make you believe that most of them are traditional Danish names. But they are not.

"Jonas", "Simon", "Peter", Jakob", "Andreas" and "Mathias" is actually very common names in Denmark. Look it up on www.krak.dk and you will see that most of the people is named this.

And no, Name change is not done in the process of the "confirmation". Name changing is possible if you want to, but it does not have to be because of the "confirmation". Yet again you have no idea about the way danish culture works. Are you sure you live in Denmark?

I take myself, once again. My name is Jesper, it was before, and it is also now, and now it is about 7 years since I was being "confirmation'ed". Why the names are as they are, I do not know, but I hardly think it has anything to do with religion.

It's an evil act, where they try to convince people into drinking and saying "Rod Grod with Cream".

It's sick!

There is no such thing as "Rod Grod with Cream". Instead, it's a reference to "Blood" and "Semen".

No, what has actually been meant to say is "Rød grød med fløde". The reason is just an advertising. It is very difficult for many non-danish people to pronounce this right, and it is just about the fun of it. You go try to pronounce it. As you are obviously not from Denmark, as you don't even know this, which is so old as I can remember.
It is no reference to neither "blood" or "semen", it is just the fun that no other people in the world than Danes is able to pronounce the sentence correctly.

Using google translate, I now translate "Rød grød med fløde" for you all:

red porridge with cream

I have no idea how you can confuse that with "blood" or "semen". It must be your brain which is not actually functioning.

Danes believe in anal sex, and if the young boy don't swear into "drinking", they rape him, and let him keep the name "Mark".

Well, all countries believe in anal sex.
The last thing I have never, ever in my life heard of. I never "swear" into "drinking", and I have never gotten raped, nor have I gotten the name "Mark". And as I wrote earlier in this post, I very rarely drink.

[QUOTE=NoNig_DK;595670]Like "Pan" is another word for gay. It happens to be so in Denmark, that "Mark" equals gay.

A boy (or later, a man) called "Mark", is "marked" as gay, and have to carry that name until he dies.

These "Marks" can't get jobs, education or the right to be burried on holy ground.[quote]

Yet again you have no idea of what you are talking about. This is something made up by someone, or even you, as you don't live in Denmark afterall. "Pan" is a boys name, and that's all there is to it. And no, a guy named "Mark" is not "marked" as anything, his name is simply "Mark". And he can choose to change it if he wants to.
As there is nothing called "Marks", they can indeed get jobs, education and will not be buried on holy ground.

"Dan", is also a Danish name. And like Mark, "Dan" is the mark of a gay person. It's an evolution of the name "Pan".

But Danes are not very good at spelling. So they made a mistake, again, and thought that P and D was the same letter.

"Dan" is a name, just like "Pan". Its just a simple name, and if the guy is not pleased with it, he can change it as he please.
You are not very good at spelling. You can't even spell "Buried" right. I actually didn't know anybody could be so stupid as you are.

And it still gets worse.

Denmark do not allow victims of war into the country.

Like back in the days of the Nazies, these fugetives are put into camps where they have to stay for at least 3 or 4 years. They aren't allowed to read books og watch television.

We do indeed let victims of war into the country. Again, you do not live in Denmark.

The reason for this is that they, after 3 or 4 years, are "allowed" a test of citizenship. To become a "citizen of Denmark".

As they are allowed to become a "citizen of Denmark" right away, this test is fiction and does not exist.

But the questions are so difficult, that most of these fugitives are denied citizenship. The worst thing is, that 99,9 % of the Danish population aren't themself able to answer the questions.

A unbiased jury tested this some years ago, and it turned out, that about 75 % of Denmarks population would fail this test if they themself had to answer the questions.

Source please.

Should it happen that a fugetive passes the test, they are accused of cheating and are expelled.

The test is fiction, and therefor this is untrue.

In Denmark a lot of the older and "wiser" people believe in a politician called Pia (which means pious). But she's not!

She's an evil person who like to use the same words as Adolf Hitler did. She's talking an aweful lot about keeping "Denmark clean" and "Get rid of the scum."

I do agree with you here. I have no idea what "Pia" means, but she is the worst person in the world as I need it (Next after you of course)

There's just no end to the folishness and violence of this country, and I'm very ashamed to call myself a Dane.

There is just no end to the folishness and stupidity of your post.

I would very much like to get out of the country, but I can't. I'm not allowed.

If you want to leave the country, then leave. No one is holding you back. As long as you have a passport, you can go anywhere.

In Denmark, "clever people" are put into these schools called "special class", and it does sound fancy. But it's not. We don't have any access to religious material, and if we use Bible quotes we are being told to behave and drink more alcohol.

"Special class" is for people who is the exact opposite of clever, actually very stupid people, who doesn't know how to behave.
I do not know about the bible quotes, but I hardly believe so. I would like to see evidence of this, as I am sure you can sue your teacher if he/she tells you this.

I hate it here...

P.S.: I'm very sorry about my bad English spelling. But I hope you do understand me and sympathize with all of us, stuck in this God forsaken place where nobody believes in the true God, his son, and the true Holy Spirit.

I hate having you here, but as you aren't really from here, nor do you live here, I don't see the problem.

P.S.: Once again you generalize. Allot of the danish people believe in "the true god" as you write it, also the other stuff.

All in all, your post is redundant, and does not cover any correct evidence in to, except for two things.
By this I conclude you to not being a citizen of Denmark, nor have you even been here, as you don't actually know anything about the country.

[Jelle99]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I noticed on http://www.dailyrush.dk/boards/1460/topics/89166 (you will need translation software for that as they use some kind of demonic language) that I did not yet mention the insanely high taxes in Denmark and also the result of that, the horrible state of their economy.

UPDATE: Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "Thou shalt not steal."

Where on that page did you notice anything about the taxes? I don't see anything about it anywhere.

But yes, you are right. The taxes are insanely high, which is one of the reasons why I hate Denmark. But I do not hate it on false evidence, as you do.

hold da din fede kæft din spasser abe, du ved sgu da godt selv at du lyver for stort, rend mig og alle andre danskere i røven, din skide landsforræder, har meget lyst til at give dig et stort lag tæsk lige nu, din svans.d;
må du brænde i helvede, og piffle JERES KLAMME OVERTRO, ja jeg er døbt og jeg er kristen, men fandme ikk så meget at jeg ligefrem slikker Jesus' pik hver gang jeg kommer ind i kirken, rend mig dit svin, rend mig.

WORD, BROTHER!

@vChristensenxx

There is no writing in demonic languages here. If you are a "Christian" then why did you write such horrible things.

So, is writing "baby" a horrible thing?

Denmark sounds beautiful, with all those hot springs and lagoons

Do not get fooled by that. Denmark is a bad place, The weather is the worst of it all.

[Didymus Much]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

*snip* td;dr*

Too danish; didn't read.

[Lisa H]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

So, is writing "baby" a horrible thing?

If someone comes here and starts talking in demonic tongue, then I will chastise them. They way you Denmarkians come here and behave I feel like I am your mother.

Do not get fooled by that. Denmark is a bad place, The weather is the worst of it all.

The only truthful thing you have said.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

But yes, you are right. The taxes are insanely high, which is one of the reasons why I hate Denmark. But I do not hate it on false evidence, as you do.

So you admit what I say is 100% correct and at the same time say it is false?

[SommerWins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Oh lord, Cranky Old Man, beeing a Dane myself, i find this insanely hilarious. I haven't read many of the replies, but lots of people have been trolled for sure. Thanks for the good laugh

Hugs from Denmark!

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Well, all countries believe in anal sex.

I can't even find words that descripe your sick mind. The only two countries I know of that encourage their citizens to have anal sex is Denmark and Greece.

[Lisa H]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Oh lord, Cranky Old Man, beeing a Dane myself, i find this insanely hilarious. I haven't read many of the replies, but lots of people have been trolled for sure. Thanks for the good laugh

Hugs from Denmark!

So you find what you Denmarkians do funny. No wonder God hates Denmark.