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  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Hey Lisa, wanna marry me?..

    You have to share me with my other ten wives tho..
    ps. you have pretty teeth
    pps. im also gay, and i rape babies that i have adopted!

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    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Karbowiak View Post
      Hey Lisa, wanna marry me?..

      You have to share me with my other ten wives tho..
      ps. you have pretty teeth
      pps. im also gay, and i rape babies that i have adopted!
      I don't think I will marry you.

      Since I will not be marrying you I will not have share you.

      Thanks for the comp on my teeth.

      If you are gay, then why did you marry 10 women.

      Perhaps you may enjoy reading the King James Bible.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        That is what I have been trying to tell you. We want Unsaved Trash to find the Lord.

        How can you say it is not about loving the Lord. If Denmarkians want to love the Lord then they must start living how the Lord has told us to. These two things are not mutually exclusive.

        How can you say that what I said has nothing to do with this topic. Everything I have said is relevant.
        I kow you've always been trying to tell me, that it was all about saving unsaved trash, but these false facts, attacking Denmark isn't very Nice.

        Accept the facts thats been given, cause its the truth. If it says in the bible, the 10 facts that Cranky Old Man posted earlier, I must say King James is way ahead of his time.

        I havent seen anyone even trying to accept the facts, thats been posted in the first post is wrong, and I still havent seen any of the true Christians accepting the facts thats been given to you are the true facts.

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        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by DanishBaptist View Post
          I kow you've always been trying to tell me, that it was all about saving unsaved trash, but these false facts, attacking Denmark isn't very Nice.

          Accept the facts thats been given, cause its the truth. If it says in the bible, the 10 facts that Cranky Old Man posted earlier, I must say King James is way ahead of his time.

          I havent seen anyone even trying to accept the facts, thats been posted in the first post is wrong, and I still havent seen any of the true Christians accepting the facts thats been given to you are the true facts.
          Let me ask you a question.
          Do you want to be saved and turn your life to the Lord?
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            All of this mocking on me as a "Denmarkian" as you say(we're called DANES), seems pretty harassing.
            Why would you want to be referred to as a dog breed?



            That is truly disgusting.

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            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by awesomeness View Post
              I know the dog breed. a great dane is a dog, and is named AFTER Denmark as DANES!

              want me to repeat?

              Its a god breed named after the Danes of Denmark.

              again?

              The dog breed got its name after the danes of denmark!

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              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by DanishBaptist View Post
                Its a god breed named after the Danes of Denmark.
                Smells like blaspheme right there
                Deuteronomy 2:7
                For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.

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                • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by TravisDK View Post
                  Smells like blaspheme right there
                  How can it be blasphemy, when its not corporating god?

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                  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by DanishBaptist View Post
                    I know the dog breed. a great dane is a dog, and is named AFTER Denmark as DANES!

                    want me to repeat?

                    Its a god breed named after the Danes of Denmark.

                    again?

                    The dog breed got its name after the danes of denmark!
                    Are you sure that it is not "The Danes of Denmark is a dog breed named after the Great Danes". Or, "The Great Danes named their dog breed after Denmark". Or perhaps, "Denmark is a dog breed named after the Great Danes of Denmark?". That sounds more logical to me.

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                    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by awesomeness View Post
                      Are you sure that it is not "The Danes of Denmark is a dog breed named after the Great Danes". Or, "The Great Danes named their dog breed after Denmark". Or perhaps, "Denmark is a dog breed named after the Great Danes of Denmark?". That sounds more logical to me.
                      Awesomeness, now you're just being silly. Accept the facts, which is true. Why should it be any different.
                      Hope you enjoy your life with all other Americanianos.

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                      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by DanishBaptist View Post
                        Awesomeness, now you're just being silly. Accept the facts, which is true. Why should it be any different.
                        Hope you enjoy your life with all other Americanianos.
                        I sure am, I hope you enjoy your life with all the other Dog-Breed Denmarkians.

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                        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Dear Denmark;

                          Many of your citizens continue to write in to express their displeasure with this thread.


                          Please note that the horse died some time ago.


                          You are now down to individual horse molecules.



                          Sincerely Yours,

                          Handmaiden
                          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                          Guns For God and the Economy

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                          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                            Dear Denmark;

                            Many of your citizens continue to write in to express their displeasure with this thread.


                            Please note that the horse died some time ago.


                            You are now down to individual horse molecules.



                            Sincerely Yours,

                            Handmaiden
                            I bet $5 that this message will have no influence on the Denmarkians, as i am sure that we will continue to see even more outraged Denmarkians showing up in this thread in particular.

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                            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by awesomeness View Post
                              I bet $5 that this message will have no influence on the Denmarkians, as i am sure that we will continue to see even more outraged Denmarkians showing up in this thread in particular.
                              Well they're not the smartest creatures going.
                              Drama queen

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                              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                That goes without saying, dear BelieverinGod. Our Denmarkian friend has (I hope purposefully, but I doubt it) misspelled every single "it's" (using "its"), every "its" (using "it's"), and even INVENTED words (such as "corporating"). I have a really hard time understanding his broken English.

                                Hey, Danish: would you please be so kind to use the spell check before hitting "post reply" ? I'm very interested in this thread, but your writing is giving me severe headaches and nose bleeds. Thank you !
                                Zechariah 13:3: And it shall come to pass, when any shall yet prophesy, then his father and his mother that begat him shall say unto him, Thou shalt not live; for thou speakest lies in the name of the LORD: and his father and his mother that begat him shall thrust him through when he prophesieth.

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