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  • Thomas Taylor
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

    Originally posted by krunsch View Post
    A binary relation .
    Hey, Rommel. Why do you insist on talking about porn and perversions.

    You do know that God has a thing about relations, don't you?

    1 Corinthians 6:18

    Flee fornication: Euery sinne that a man doeth, is without the body: but he that committeth fornication, sinneth against his owne body

    I wil pray that you come home to Jesus, Rommel.

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  • Alvin Moss
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

    Originally posted by Fr Ted Crilly View Post
    My post was guided by the Holy Spirit.

    I have no doubt that you were guided to this site by the Lord. He probably remembers the time when you had good intentions and He wants to see if you might be saved. However, the Lord will not witness Himself through a Roman Jesus killer.

    Your belief that your post was spiritually inspired is blasphemy. You are an obvious Roman, in league with the Devil's people.

    Now that the fighting in God forsaken Ireland has died down, you people are looking for somewhere you can cause more trouble. We are on to your sly tricks in America and we are vigilant.

    My advice is to heed the call of Jesus.

    Seek ye then the Son of God. It's that or Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Originally posted by krunsch View Post
    Read my posts if you want to comment on them and try to understand them. The divine deeds that are described in the old testament like GOD sending illnesses and destroying cities is stuff we can do today.
    Well, I read your posts and agreed. Because we have walked in the Ways of Jesus, and have had faith and charity, we can do things, just as Jesus said:

    1Co:13:2: And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.

    Powers to do divine deeds are within us all.

    I am both pleased and surprised that you have accepted Jesus as your Savior.

    Oh, and I knew what transitive meant -> it's when a verb has an object, isn't it? "To push" is transitive and "to look" is intransitive. See, we True Christians aren't uneduated.

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  • krunsch
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

    Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
    What do transvestites have to do with anything? This thread is about the bog trotting, drunken child molesting Irish. Not lady boys.

    So far you have be identified as an alchemist, a scatologist and now a queer! Take your perversions elsewhere, like Thailand or the heathen Philippines, Hienrich, we don't want our House sullied by them.

    I shall pray that you see the light, Hienrich.

    YIC
    TT
    I know, this is futile, but there is some part of me that just wouldn't give up. Look here:



    I am referreing to the first meaning:

    A binary relation is transitive if whenever A is related to B and B is related to C, then A is related to C, for all A, B, and C in the domain of the relation.

    What you are referring to is
    Transvestism



    Look it up (wikipedia is sufficient), so you don't get confused next time.

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  • Thomas Taylor
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

    Originally posted by krunsch View Post
    Transitivity.
    What do transvestites have to do with anything? This thread is about the bog trotting, drunken child molesting Irish. Not lady boys.

    So far you have be identified as an alchemist, a scatologist and now a queer! Take your perversions elsewhere, like Thailand or the heathen Philippines, Hienrich, we don't want our House sullied by them.

    I shall pray that you see the light, Hienrich.

    YIC
    TT

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  • Liam the ex-drunk
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    Where have all these drunken Irish and Mick-enablers come from. I'm so glad I'm an Ex-Mick, Paddy and Seamus!

    The lord has cleansed me of my inequities and removed the whiskey as my only form of solace. Shame on the Paddys that find such things as a substitute to Christ.

    "Forasmuch as Ye know that ye were not redeemed with corruptible thinngs, as silver and gold...but with the precious blood of Christ, as of a lamb without blemish and without spot" 1 Peter 1:18-19

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  • Thomas Taylor
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

    Originally posted by Fr Ted Crilly View Post
    My post was guided by the Holy Spirit.
    Well Ted, I suppose that "spirit" you're rabbiting on about was in a bottle. We all know that you irish child molesters are drunk all the time.

    Why don't you throw away that dog collar and stop worshipping statues? Jesus has a place for you by His side.

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  • Fr Ted Crilly
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    All Irish babies are born drunks because their mom's drank the entire time they were carrying them.
    That picture looks very much like it was shot in the states.

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  • Fr Ted Crilly
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

    Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
    God does not want you to go to Hell, friend.

    He didn't go to the trouble of making us and everything else so He could burn us and punish us. He has sent His son Jesus to give us the opportunity to avoid that.

    Reject the Roman Pope and accept Jesus. Stop your idol worship. Stop your praying to false saint gods. Come to Him and He will save you from your eternity in Hell.
    My post was guided by the Holy Spirit.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Thank you for showing to the world how rude Irish alcohol addicted sheep raping Jesus haters behave each and every day.
    All Irish babies are born drunks because their mom's drank the entire time they were carrying them.
    Attached Files

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

    Originally posted by krunsch View Post
    Think about it.
    Perhaps you should listen to your own advice...

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

    Originally posted by krunsch View Post
    Call me crazy, but this interpretation of the bible makes much more sense then the one were the twisted f u c k that the GOD of the old testament is, can be considered a benign and having our best interests at heart.
    You're crazy, and your argument is irrelevant. No where does the Holy Bible suggest that God, in the Old or New Testament, is benign and having our best interests at heart. The Gospel Message is not one of a Hippy-Drippy Lurve Fest. It's a story of sin, redemption, Divine Justice offended, and Redemption offered through the Blood Sacrifice of a Perfect Victim. Do you really think if our best interests were at the heart of God's creation, He would have allowed the serpent to come and trick a foolish and innocent couple, and then punish them for doing Wrong while in a state ignorant of Right and Wrong? Why, that's just silly!

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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by krunsch View Post
    Just logic. Transitivity. If A=B and B=/=C, then it follows that A=/=C. Think about it. It's a whole new way of thinking nobody has ever tried here. It may give you a lot of headache in the beginning, but I strongly urge you to try it since it is your only way to salvation and to evade hell.
    Fine. Lets do it your way.

    Cranky always agrees with God
    A=B

    You don't agree with God
    B=/=C => you end up burning in Hell for the whole eternity.

    Read my posts if you want to comment on them and try to understand them. The divine deeds that are described in the old testament like GOD sending illnesses and destroying cities is stuff we can do today.
    I am familiar with materialistic explanations of Biblical phenomena. However, if you really read the Biblical accounts, such explanations don't really hold up. Plus, there is actual archaeological evidence that all that stuff really happened - such as the discovery of Sodom and Gomorrah, where science confirms that these two cities were destroyed by the wrath of God, and not some random geological events!

    We are getting abilities that if presented to someone at the age at which Jesus was born must appear godlike. That implie that the thing that is described as GOD in the old testament is in fact not an allmighty being, but just someone like an different version of CrankyOldMan,
    I'll take it as a very high complement for Cranky.

    who had all the technological opportunities of an even more advanced civilization, who decided to impress some primitives with his advanced gadgets, so he could a nice ego boost from being worshipped.
    Wait, wait, what??? Are you implying that aliens did it?



    As far as all the woman inferiority stuff goes: well, that version of CrankyOldMan (COM) was horny and wanted to have some fun in his old days, so he set up his own private harem to have woman available whenver he felt the desire to, you know, do it. That's why they are little more than objects in the bible.
    A short answer from both Christian and scientific points of view: no.

    Christian point of view explanation you know already, because we've been pounding it on this website for a long time.

    Scientific point of view explanation would go into long and completely wrong diatribe about the development of agriculture as related to patriarchalism and gender inequalities, resulting in religious beliefs adjusted accordingly.

    Call me crazy, but this interpretation of the bible makes much more sense
    Nope, it doesn't, sweetie.

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

    Originally posted by krunsch View Post
    Just logic. Transitivity. If A=B and B=/=C, then it follows that A=/=C. Think about it. It's a whole new way of thinking nobody has ever tried here. It may give you a lot of headache in the beginning, but I strongly urge you to try it since it is your only way to salvation and to evade hell.
    Please provide evidence that True Christians(tm) are not logical. Then show us where the Bible tells us to be logical.


    Read my posts if you want to comment on them and try to understand them. The divine deeds that are described in the old testament like GOD sending illnesses and destroying cities is stuff we can do today. We are getting abilities that if presented to someone at the age at which Jesus was born must appear godlike. That implie that the thing that is described as GOD in the old testament is in fact not an allmighty being, but just someone like an different version of CrankyOldMan, who had all the technological opportunities of an even more advanced civilization, who decided to impress some primitives with his advanced gadgets, so he could a nice ego boost from being worshipped.
    Are you supporting some ancient astronaut theory or something? Please support your erroneous beliefs with some shred of evidence.

    As far as all the woman inferiority stuff goes: well, that version of CrankyOldMan (COM) was horny and wanted to have some fun in his old days, so he set up his own private harem to have woman available whenver he felt the desire to, you know, do it. That's why they are little more than objects in the bible.
    Women are the property of their husbands and fathers because God demands it. Show me some piece of evidence that proves the Bible was just a ploy to get old men laid, since you are the logical one.

    Of course, he would indoctrinate his followers, which he achieved very efficiently, as can be seen here on the forums.

    But we advance, and soon our technology is on par with that of twisted COM, and if COM still exists, we can beat the shit out of him with what we will have in the future.

    Call me crazy, but this interpretation of the bible makes much more sense then the one were the twisted f u c k that the GOD of the old testament is, can be considered a benign and having our best interests at heart.
    God offered you eternal life. You spit on it and embraced ancient astronauts. Forgive me if I don't revere you as wiser than God.

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  • krunsch
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Your logic seems a bit, um, off. Let me explain it again:

    ON THIS FORUM WE FOLLOW WHAT SAYS. IF YOU DISAGREE WITH WHAT YOU SAY THEN YOU DISAGREE WITH
    Just logic. Transitivity. If A=B and B=/=C, then it follows that A=/=C. Think about it. It's a whole new way of thinking nobody has ever tried here. It may give you a lot of headache in the beginning, but I strongly urge you to try it since it is your only way to salvation and to evade hell.


    I have trouble following your logic, again.
    Are you saying that:
    1. Technology=magic
    2. People who follow 's will should be punished.
    3. is a disease created in a laboratory???
    Read my posts if you want to comment on them and try to understand them. The divine deeds that are described in the old testament like GOD sending illnesses and destroying cities is stuff we can do today. We are getting abilities that if presented to someone at the age at which Jesus was born must appear godlike. That implie that the thing that is described as GOD in the old testament is in fact not an allmighty being, but just someone like an different version of CrankyOldMan, who had all the technological opportunities of an even more advanced civilization, who decided to impress some primitives with his advanced gadgets, so he could a nice ego boost from being worshipped.

    As far as all the woman inferiority stuff goes: well, that version of CrankyOldMan (COM) was horny and wanted to have some fun in his old days, so he set up his own private harem to have woman available whenver he felt the desire to, you know, do it. That's why they are little more than objects in the bible.

    Of course, he would indoctrinate his followers, which he achieved very efficiently, as can be seen here on the forums.

    But we advance, and soon our technology is on par with that of twisted COM, and if COM still exists, we can beat the shit out of him with what we will have in the future.

    Call me crazy, but this interpretation of the bible makes much more sense then the one were the twisted f u c k that the GOD of the old testament is, can be considered a benign and having our best interests at heart.

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