[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

piffle off. Go shag a cow ye inbred hillbilly's.

Welcome to most friendly forum in all of internet, friend.
I'm sure your suggestion of having sex with a cow is perfectly normal procedure in Ireland, but in real world it is an act against God.

Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

Of course, as an Irish, you probably have never opened the Bible in your life, so it is understandable that you are not familiar with Christian ways.

[Wide-Open]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

Welcome friend. Are you perhaps referring to Isaiah?

Isaiah 7:21 And it shall come to pass in that day, that a man shall nourish a young cow, and two sheep;

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

piffle off. Go shag a cow ye inbred hillbilly's.

Typical catlick: always got bestiaility on their minds.

[Fr Ted Crilly]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

Fuck off. Go shag a cow ye inbred hillbilly's.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

Well, are the Ireland people God's ministers going to church services?

No dear, they go to their pagan Isis/Mary papist churches. Catholics aren't Christians, and they don't love God.

[Hatchet the Jap]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

Hey goofball, that passage from Leviticus is telling God's ministers to not show up drunk for church services - plain and simple. Now go back and read the rest of the Bible (KJV1611) before you think you can stump the Lord.

Well, are the Ireland people God's ministers going to church services?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

'Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations'
Jesus drunk wine. He turned water into wine for his disciples. He basically encouraged wine-drinking. That quote is too contradictory to what was said in the Bible.

Hey goofball, that passage from Leviticus is telling God's ministers to not show up drunk for church services - plain and simple. Now go back and read the rest of the Bible (KJV1611) before you think you can stump the Lord.

[Hatchet the Jap]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

'Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations'
Jesus drunk wine. He turned water into wine for his disciples. He basically encouraged wine-drinking. That quote is too contradictory to what was said in the Bible.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

Good Morning Everyone. I too am struggling to make sense of it all. I dont hate Ireland yet - they have good golfers.

Please take yourself to the Introduction Thread and introduce yourself.

It's the polite thing to do.

YIC

[True Faith]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

Good Morning Everyone. I too am struggling to make sense of it all. I dont hate Ireland yet - they have good golfers.

[Alterboy]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

The Holy Baptismal waters drowned the Irish in me!
Glory!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

I'm half-Irish. If you're going to post shit like this, make sure you're not offending anyone else, you inconsiderate prick.

Dear Godmocking Eskimo;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with an American dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[crazyanthony]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

I'm half-Irish. If you're going to post shit like this, make sure you're not offending anyone else, you inconsiderate prick.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

The only country whose official language is American is America, son.

Just think about that.

YBIC

[Jay Hood]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

Not to mention their official language is American.

(Exodus 20:16) You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.