[see_the_light]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

You guys need to first read the god delusion by Richard Dawkins and then just maybe, when you've realised your wasting your lives trying to live in the likeness of a fraud, you can start to realise how *** potty language *** up you really are, Ireland has a much better education system and quality of life. I have lots of American friends who come and visit me here in Ireland and im so glad that they are my first impression of America, if I met psychopaths like you bible bashers I would paint you all with one brush , no time for this *** potty language *** I set up my account just to put my opinion down. Some of the things I've read on this site blow my mind,most of what I have read is considered criminal activity.

Reading your rambling I was reminded of two other things excel, blasphemous speaking and sheep bestiality.

JESUS must be so sad when he watches that ill-begotten island of yours...

PRAY TO JESUS!

[Constantine1648]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

if I met psychopaths like you bible bashers I would paint you all with one brush

I think it is rather rich to accuse us of being psychopaths when the Irish have a well down history of planting bombs and blowing people up (when they aren't drunk or sometimes at the same time).

Why don't you post and introduction and tell us why you hate God so much?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

You guys need to first read the god delusion by Richard Dawkins and then just maybe, when you've realised your wasting your lives trying to live in the likeness of a fraud, you can start to realise how *** potty language *** up you really are, Ireland has a much better education system and quality of life. I have lots of American friends who come and visit me here in Ireland and im so glad that they are my first impression of America, if I met psychopaths like you bible bashers I would paint you all with one brush , no time for this *** potty language *** I set up my account just to put my opinion down. Some of the things I've read on this site blow my mind,most of what I have read is considered criminal activity.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[funky_monk]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

You guys need to first read the god delusion by Richard Dawkins and then just maybe, when you've realised your wasting your lives trying to live in the likeness of a fraud, you can start to realise how *** potty language *** up you really are, Ireland has a much better education system and quality of life. I have lots of American friends who come and visit me here in Ireland and im so glad that they are my first impression of America, if I met psychopaths like you bible bashers I would paint you all with one brush , no time for this *** potty language *** I set up my account just to put my opinion down. Some of the things I've read on this site blow my mind,most of what I have read is considered criminal activity.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

Filthy piffleing American Baptist scum, how dare you.
Go chew on a few hamburgers maybe wash it down with a 2-litre of coke before you declare war for oil and fire some drones at weak people who've done nothing wrong.
I hope your whole nation burns in hell, or war, whichever comes first you foul primitive smug fat motherpiffleing Yankes.

Stereotyping isn't nice is it? Nor is it the truth

Are you drunk again my little bogtrotting muck-raker, or, has your local priest been diddling you again?

Ireland is an absolute cesspit full of drunken homosexual's and perverts. I should know, I used to live there.

All you mick's are able to do is drink, fight with each other, make bombs to plant in cars and interfere with little children.

But there is someone who can help you, Jesus. By allowing Him to enter you and fill you with His conditional Love you will be spared the horror, agony and humiliation of hell. Time to make a choice Bub, sit with Jesus or be terrorised by Satan and his minions. What's it to be Paddy, it's your choice.

[A Follower]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

Filthy piffleing American Baptist scum, how dare you.
Go chew on a few hamburgers maybe wash it down with a 2-litre of coke before you declare war for oil and fire some drones at weak people who've done nothing wrong.
I hope your whole nation burns in hell, or war, whichever comes first you foul primitive smug fat motherpiffleing Yankes.

Stereotyping isn't nice is it? Nor is it the truth

Hello friend!

You seem a little upset. And I'm sure you are a decent man who wouldn't just lash out at innocent people like us, so what seems to be the matter? Did you lose your job? Did your wife kick you out or burn your dinner? Are your children growing up to amount to nothing? Do you feel like you have failed in life, do you feel worthless?

You know Jesus can help you with all of that, why don't you try asking Him for help?

[PokermonMasterbator]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

It really sucks to be Irish. To escape from this harsh reality the Irish are even bigger alcoholics than the Russians. It is a miracle that they are still capable of procreating. For most Irishmen the first time they will be sober will be when they arrive in Hell.

Leviticus 10:9 "Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations"

1. Ireland once dominated the world's market for whiskey, producing 90% of the world's whiskey at the start of the 20th century. However, since they started to drink all the whiskey themselves, this market share fell to a mere 2% by the mid-20th century!
2. There is an incredible amount of violence in Ireland. Mostly this is between different types of false Christians. I am sure God designed it this way to provide those in Heaven with great entertainment. 2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
3. Ireland is a destination country for women, men, and children trafficked for the purposes of commercial sexual exploitation and forced labor. This is an absolute necessity since the Irish themselves are too drunk to be productive at anything. According to research by the National University of Ireland Galway labor trafficking victims reportedly consist of men and women from Bangladesh, Pakistan, Egypt and the Philippines. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
4. Some people think an Irish accent sounds really cool. They are wrong. Zephaniah 3:9 "For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one consent."
5. Irish drunks are not only a problem in Ireland. In San Diego for example, the Irish are so drunk and rowdy all the time that the Irish are being forced to live further and further away from the coast every year.
6. Cars are twice as expensive in Ireland as in other parts of the world since everyone figures the Irish are so drunk that they don't know how much they're actually spending anyway. 1 Samuel 21:15 "Have I need of mad men, that ye have brought this fellow to play the mad man in my presence? shall this fellow come into my house?"
7. Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton, an Anglo-Irish explorer, was one of the principal figures of Antarctic exploration. He stopped doing useful things once he discovered whiskey tasted even better when it was very cold.
8. One very unique Irishman was Ernest Walton. He had a rare disease that made it impossible for him to drink alcohol. Unfortunately, instead of spending time on studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible, he wasted his life on winning the 1951 Nobel Prize in Physics. 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
9. Irish newspapers have no problems with reporting nonsense like that alcohol is completely harmless for babies.
10. Ireland is not the only country in the world with gays in the government. It is however, the only country where it is against the law to have an opinion against this! Their "Act to Prohibit Incitement to Hatred on Account of Sexual Orientation" effectively outlaws Christians trying to follow the rules of the Holy Bible! Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

All people of Ireland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, Denmark, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

Filthy fucking American Baptist scum, how dare you.
Go chew on a few hamburgers maybe wash it down with a 2-litre of coke before you declare war for oil and fire some drones at weak people who've done nothing wrong.
I hope your whole nation burns in hell, or war, whichever comes first you foul primitive smug fat motherfucking Yankes.

Stereotyping isn't nice is it? Nor is it the truth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

Neither is in english

What does this have to do with IRELAND???!!!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

Neither is in english

Point was that you thought that Latin was. Happy to educate you once again.
However, KJV is the only real Bible made perfect by God.

[krunsch]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

News flash: Neither New nor Old Testament were originally written in Latin.

Neither is in english

[Basilissa]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

If you want the real thing. learn latin, William Calley.

News flash: Neither New nor Old Testament were originally written in Latin.

[Didymus Much]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

If you want the real thing. learn latin, William Calley...

Why? So he could read another yet another Catholic mistranslation of the original?

[krunsch]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

Only if it comes from the NIV (Not Inspired Version)

See the difference, Adolf?

Now that brings a tear to my eye.

If you want the real thing. learn latin, William Calley.


quid videbis in Sulamiten nisi choros castrorum quam pulchri sunt gressus tui in calciamentis filia principis iunctura feminum tuorum sicut monilia quae fabricata sunt manu artificis

2 umbilicus tuus crater tornatilis numquam indigens poculis venter tuus sicut acervus tritici vallatus liliis
3 duo ubera tua sicut duo hinuli gemelli capreae
4 collum tuum sicut turris eburnea oculi tui sicut piscinae in Esebon quae sunt in porta filiae multitudinis nasus tuus sicut turris Libani quae respicit contra Damascum
5 caput tuum ut Carmelus et comae capitis tui sicut purpura regis vincta canalibus
6 quam pulchra es et quam decora carissima in deliciis

7 statura tua adsimilata est palmae et ubera tua botris
8 dixi ascendam in palmam adprehendam fructus eius et erunt ubera tua sicut botri vineae et odor oris tui sicut malorum
9 guttur tuum sicut vinum optimum dignum dilecto meo ad potandum labiisque et dentibus illius ruminandum
10 ego dilecto meo et ad me conversio eius




11 veni dilecte mi egrediamur in agrum commoremur in villis
12 mane surgamus ad vineas videamus si floruit vinea si flores fructus parturiunt si floruerunt mala punica ibi dabo tibi ubera mea
13 mandragorae dederunt odorem in portis nostris omnia poma nova et vetera dilecte mi servavi tibi

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

I am flattered. Rommel was a strategic genius. You just called me a genius, even though you think I am a pervert.



Song of Songs 7

New International Version (NIV)

Song of Songs. I bet that's porn for you, too.

Only if it comes from the NIV (Not Inspired Version)

Here is the correct one from The Holy Bible KJV 1611

Song of Solomon

1 The song of songs, which is Solomons.
2 Let him kisse mee with the kisses of his mouth: for thy Loue is better then wine.
3 Because of the sauour of thy good ointments, thy name is as ointment powred forth, therefore doe the virgins loue thee.
4 Draw me, we will runne after thee: the king hath brought me into his chambers: we will be glad and reioyce in thee, we wil remember thy loue more then wine: the vpright loue thee.
5 I am blacke, but comely, (O ye daughters of Ierusalem) as the tents of Kedar, as the curtaines of Solomon.
6 Looke not vpon me because I am blacke, because the Sunne hath looked vpon me: my mothers children were angry with me, they made me the keeper of the vineyards, but mine owne vineyard haue I not kept.
7 Tell me, (O thou whom my soule loueth) where thou feedest, where thou makest thy flocke to rest at noone: for why should I be as one that turneth aside by the flockes of thy companions?
8 ¶ If thou know not (O thou fairest among women) goe thy way forth by the footsteps of the flocke, and feede thy kiddes beside the shepheards tents.
9 I haue compared thee, O my loue, to a company of horses in Pharaohs chariots.
10 Thy cheekes are comely with rowes of iewels, thy necke with chaines of golde.
11 Wee will make thee borders of golde, with studdes of siluer.
12 ¶ While the king sitteth at his table, my spikenard sendeth foorth the smell thereof.
13 A bundle of myrrhe is my welbeloued vnto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts.
14 My beloued is vnto me, as a cluster of Camphire in the vineyards of Engedi.
15 Behold, thou art faire, my loue: behold, thou art faire, thou hast doues eyes.
16 Behold, thou art faire, my beloued; yea pleasant: also our bedde is greene.
17 The beames of our house are Cedar, and our rafters of firre.

See the difference, Adolf?

Now that brings a tear to my eye.

[krunsch]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

Hey, Rommel.

I am flattered. Rommel was a strategic genius. You just called me a genius, even though you think I am a pervert.

Why do you insist on talking about porn and perversions.

You do know that God has a thing about relations, don't you?

1 Corinthians 6:18

Flee fornication: Euery sinne that a man doeth, is without the body: but he that committeth fornication, sinneth against his owne body

I wil pray that you come home to Jesus, Rommel.

Song of Songs 7

New International Version (NIV)

7 [a]How beautiful your sandaled feet,
O prince’s daughter!
Your graceful legs are like jewels,
the work of an artist’s hands.
2 Your navel is a rounded goblet
that never lacks blended wine.
Your waist is a mound of wheat
encircled by lilies.
3 Your breasts are like two fawns,
like twin fawns of a gazelle.
4 Your neck is like an ivory tower.
Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon
by the gate of Bath Rabbim.
Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon
looking toward Damascus.
5 Your head crowns you like Mount Carmel.
Your hair is like royal tapestry;
the king is held captive by its tresses.
6 How beautiful you are and how pleasing,
my love, with your delights!
7 Your stature is like that of the palm,
and your breasts like clusters of fruit.
8 I said, “I will climb the palm tree;
I will take hold of its fruit.”
May your breasts be like clusters of grapes on the vine,
the fragrance of your breath like apples,
9 and your mouth like the best wine.

She

May the wine go straight to my beloved,
flowing gently over lips and teeth.[b]
10 I belong to my beloved,
and his desire is for me.
11 Come, my beloved, let us go to the countryside,
let us spend the night in the villages.[c]
12 Let us go early to the vineyards
to see if the vines have budded,
if their blossoms have opened,
and if the pomegranates are in bloom—
there I will give you my love.
13 The mandrakes send out their fragrance,
and at our door is every delicacy,
both new and old,
that I have stored up for you, my beloved.

Song of Songs. I bet that's porn for you, too.