[Hubert Hope]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

you sir are fantastic!

yes all i said in my post was true, i really dont care if you believe me or not, its of no concern to me, no i can't spell very well i have dyslexia .

There is no such thing as dyslexia, schizophrenia or any of that, those are just pseudonyms made by silly scientist & doctors, you've been relying to all this time for your illnesses. You're simply demonically possessed & what you need is the grace of Christ Jesus inside you!

(I) really dont want to waste time reading over my posts to check spelling, you people are not that important.

Good Lord sir!! you're an ignorant aren't you?!, If you can't be bothered to go check on your spelling errors, then we simply won't be bother to take what you write here seriously then!

[colincarey3]

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good stuff lads! funny as sh*t

[Lisa H]

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intresting that all of my swear words have been somehow changed into words like "piffen" and so on. as a public fourm you would expect a non editorial standard to be maintained. i forgot.....you lot are liars and fools. Lisa i must say i have had such a laug reading your comments. like really, you should do stand-up. i must got tho, you see contary to you assumptions, ireland still has an economy, a population that dont drink and an export lead market, so i must go to work, my 14 employees are counting on this drunken irish man to keep paying wages, in fact i must get my two american interns to check you guys out and read this nonscence. it must be great to have god in your life, for me tho, my massive house, two amazing children (out of wedlock.....!) my two cars and amazing amount of money is just enough for me. what about hell tho i hear you say?? we you see hell isnt real, god isnt like that, the bible is ment like a poem, take from what you can, my interpertation is mine and yours is.......well word for word which is just stupit. guys i really have had fun.


god bless and all that sh*te

irishirish

Ireland stills has economy well all the economists seem to disagree with you. I would I agree with you about it being an export economy, all the Irish people are busy exporting themselves to other countries. We all know the 14 employees are actually your children who work on the farm. The massive houses are just barns.



I doubt if you would be able to drive very far in your car.

[Lisa H]

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ha ha dude,


really i could not care enough to check my spelling or infact take time to type properly, on other fourms i would be more carefull but in this case i really really could not give a sh*it

That is because you are to drunk and much rather care about you guiness.

[Lisa H]

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Reason why Irish people should never fly planes

[PaddyGinger Irishman]

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That is a very good reason Lisa, and i thank you for bringing it to our attention.

however, in defence of my fellow islanders i feel i must point out that the aircraft in question is actually an english aircraft, and crashed on english soil

You can tell this from the registration of the plane, an plane with a prefix of G- in it's registration is actually an english plane.
In ireland the planes all have an EI- registration.
We find this easy to remember by singing the song old mcdonald,
You might remember it,
Old mcdonald had a farm,EI-EI O

The police officer in the picture is also wearing the helmet of an english police constable.

In ireland we have no police as we are all too busy getting drunk to study such piffly little things such as law enforcement.

It is possible, however, that the plane was stolen by an irish man and he used it to crash into someone in england, as they are godless heathens worthy of persecution.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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We find this easy to remember by singing the song old mcdonald,
You might remember it,
Old mcdonald had a farm,EI-EI O

It would have been old O'Donnel then. The farm in question is Scottish I'm afraid.

england, as they are godless heathens worthy of persecution.

Not far wrong there, I'll give you that.

YIC
McUinnean of that Ilk.

[PaddyGinger Irishman]

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It would have been old O'Donnel then. The farm in question is Scottish I'm afraid.

I never claimed the song on behalf of my fellow countrymen, i merely stated that we use it to help us remember which plane is ours

Not far wrong there, I'll give you that.

YIC
McUinnean of that Ilk.

Thank you for your support.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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I never claimed the song on behalf of my fellow countrymen, i merely stated that we use it to help us remember which plane is ours

Apologies then.


YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

[PaddyGinger Irishman]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

Apologies then.

no need to apologise my friend, it is good to defend what is yours, and indeed, the farm and the song are scottish.

[oh-dear]

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Do you kiss your mum with that mouth, Lucky? Thank God for Oliver Cromwell. It's only a shame he couldn't finish you drunken louts off.

Can you honestly not think of a better reason then Oliver Cromwell? Yo must have used it 3-4 times now.

[oh-dear]

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To be honest, I'm quite surprised how many micks have come to this thread. I didn't realize there was so many computers in a rural, agrarian-based society. Is it like Nigeria where the only computers are in internet cafes, but in your case it would be pubs? Is the internet like the latest craze to hit Ireland, where all the happy micks save up all their gold from farming potatoes and hit the pub and go on the internet?

No. Most of the computers are used by Irish people working for American companies who cannot find literate people in the American midwest.

And there are only 3 computers in the whole country. One for Dublin and two for everyone outside the pale.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Can you honestly not think of a better reason then Oliver Cromwell? Yo must have used it 3-4 times now.

So?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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No. Most of the computers are used by Irish people working for American companies who cannot find literate people in the American midwest.

And there are only 3 computers in the whole country. One for Dublin and two for everyone outside the pale.

There's no need to use the 'What I don't know I shall just make up' strategy.

There are at least 100 computers in Ireland. Otherwise their banks wouldn't have collapsed like everyone else's.

[PaddyGinger Irishman]

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In fairness, Cromwell was one of the heathen english.

How can someone like him be held up as an example.

it could be my simple irish drink addled brain but i don't understand this?