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  • #106
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

    Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
    So?
    His repetition is proportional to his ignorance.




    One might say, you sir, are an IGNORAMUS!

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    • #107
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

      Originally posted by oh-dear View Post
      His repetition is proportional to his ignorance.




      One might say, you sir, are an IGNORAMUS!
      Dear Oh Dear

      I am not an ignoramus. I possess 2 university degrees and speak 3 languages fluently and am as well read, in fact moreso than most. I admit to being a humble person looking for Salvation, nothing more, but do NOT call ME an ignoramus. I doubt you even understand Greek anyway.

      Apology accepted in advance,

      YIC.
      McUinnean of that Ilk.

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      • #108
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

        Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
        There's no need to use the 'What I don't know I shall just make up' strategy.

        There are at least 100 computers in Ireland. Otherwise their banks wouldn't have collapsed like everyone else's.
        Look, there's rota. I can use The Computer (note capital letters) once a month, I've been using it the past few days because I got someones elses spot.

        The reason there was a banking collapse was because Mary Dwyer's cow got loose and rammed one of the computers, deleting all it memory....

        ...true story

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        • #109
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

          Originally posted by oh-dear View Post
          Look, there's rota. I can use The Computer (note capital letters) once a month, I've been using it the past few days because I got someones elses spot.

          The reason there was a banking collapse was because Mary Dwyer's cow got loose and rammed one of the computers, deleting all it memory....

          ...true story
          THAT IS A LIE!!!

          It was NOT Mary Dwyer's cow.


          I was Sean O Neill's pig. And it ate the motherboard.
          I had to fashion a new one out of potato skins

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          • #110
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

            Originally posted by PaddyGinger Irishman View Post
            That is a very good reason Lisa, and i thank you for bringing it to our attention.

            however, in defence of my fellow islanders i feel i must point out that the aircraft in question is actually an english aircraft, and crashed on english soil

            You can tell this from the registration of the plane, an plane with a prefix of G- in it's registration is actually an english plane.
            In ireland the planes all have an EI- registration.
            We find this easy to remember by singing the song old mcdonald,
            You might remember it,
            Old mcdonald had a farm,EI-EI O

            The police officer in the picture is also wearing the helmet of an english police constable.

            In ireland we have no police as we are all too busy getting drunk to study such piffly little things such as law enforcement.

            It is possible, however, that the plane was stolen by an irish man and he used it to crash into someone in england, as they are godless heathens worthy of persecution.
            The plane may well have been stolen by an Irish man. They do tend to steal things. If he indeed crashed in England it would have been because they have no sense of direction.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • #111
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              The plane may well have been stolen by an Irish man. They do tend to steal things. If he indeed crashed in England it would have been because they have no sense of direction.

              That is quite true Lisa, after all, look at the example provided by Douglas Corrigan. An irish name if ever i heard one.

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              • #112
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                Originally posted by PaddyGinger Irishman View Post
                That is quite true Lisa, after all, look at the example provided by Douglas Corrigan. An irish name if ever i heard one.
                It must be very confusing in Ireland with everyone called Paddy or Mick, and Erin or Nora.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • #113
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                  Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                  It must be very confusing in Ireland with everyone called Paddy or Mick, and Erin or Nora.
                  It is. But it makes it easy at dinner time, all you need to do is say "Paddy pass the salt please" and 20 different people pass you salt. you never go without seasoning for the potatoes

                  then when the mothers want to address just their own family they call them by the fathers names. It sounds complex, but it works for us!!

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                  • #114
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                    Originally posted by PaddyGinger Irishman View Post
                    It is. But it makes it easy at dinner time, all you need to do is say "Paddy pass the salt please" and 20 different people pass you salt. you never go without seasoning for the potatoes

                    then when the mothers want to address just their own family they call them by the fathers names. It sounds complex, but it works for us!!
                    Why are you putting salt on your potatoes, you are supposed to use butter. Are you that poor you cannot even afford butter. Or do you just take all your food money and spending it drinking in the pub.

                    Do you eat stew for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • #115
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                      no, no, we just have stew for dinner. we are that poor that we cannot afford lunch and breakfast.

                      but that is good. Our suffering from hunger reminds us of the suffering that Jesus went through on the cross. we should be reminded of the sufferng he went through for us.

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                      • #116
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                        Originally posted by PaddyGinger Irishman View Post
                        no, no, we just have stew for dinner. we are that poor that we cannot afford lunch and breakfast.

                        but that is good. Our suffering from hunger reminds us of the suffering that Jesus went through on the cross. we should be reminded of the sufferng he went through for us.
                        Do eat you dirt for breakfast and lunch then.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • #117
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                          Originally posted by PaddyGinger Irishman View Post
                          ...
                          Did you know the reason why the titanic sank was because it was built Ireland. If the workers were not so drunk they would have been able to build it properly.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • #118
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                            This forum was brought to my attention through a friend. While reading through your website I came across this link: http://www.bettybowers.com/newsdivorce.html . Why, seeing as you hate the Irish so deeply, would you give your "congregation" Waterford Crystal on "Crystal Night"? Not one thing I have seen on this forum or on your website evokes any kind of Christian love. A "concentration camp for divorcees"! An obvious hate for anyone who is not "American"???!!! I have never witnessed so many in one group filled with so much hate. It truly saddens me. Do you really believe that God our Father would approve of all this judgement and hate you spew? Last I read, (which was this morning by the way) GOD was the only one that could pass judgement.

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                            • #119
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                              Originally posted by MaireKelley View Post
                              This forum was brought to my attention through a friend. While reading through your website I came across this link: http://www.bettybowers.com/newsdivorce.html . Why, seeing as you hate the Irish so deeply, would you give your "congregation" Waterford Crystal on "Crystal Night"? Not one thing I have seen on this forum or on your website evokes any kind of Christian love. A "concentration camp for divorcees"! An obvious hate for anyone who is not "American"???!!! I have never witnessed so many in one group filled with so much hate. It truly saddens me. Do you really believe that God our Father would approve of all this judgement and hate you spew? Last I read, (which was this morning by the way) GOD was the only one that could pass judgement.
                              I am glad you friend pointed you to this forums Maire. She must really want you to turn the Lord so you can be saved.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • #120
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                                Why thank you "Lisa H". Now if you don't mind I really need to get back to cooking my stew, filled with potatoes of course, leaving trinkets out for the "good people" and hunting down that darn leprechaun! Anyway, I'm sure you have a white supremacist nazi meeting to attend somewhere.

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