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  • Jack Sparrow
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2010
    • 62

    #241
    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

    Originally posted by Henkie westbroek View Post
    Religion is the primary reason of warfare.
    that's true
    and war is wrong...

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #242
      Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

      Originally posted by Jack Sparrow View Post
      that's true
      and war is wrong...
      Unless God orders it.

      Under God's direction, Moses' army defeats the Midianites. They kill all the adult males, but take the women and children captive. When Moses learns that they left some live, he angrily says: "Have you saved all the women alive? Kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." So they went back and did as Moses (and presumably God) instructed, killing everyone except for the virgins. In this way they got 32,000 virgins --captive girl children virgins! ---- Numbers 31:1-54
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Jack Sparrow
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2010
        • 62

        #243
        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Unless God orders it.
        a true God would never order a war...

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #244
          Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

          Originally posted by Jack Sparrow View Post
          a true God would never order a war...
          How do you figure that? How is God supposed to do battle with satan if He's a limp-wristed hippie?

          You atheists are so incredibly hateful.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • windmill
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            • Jun 2010
            • 2

            #245
            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

            did you know the dutch stole nucliair weapons from North-korea. Now they plan an attack at US. so people watch out 4 the dutch they are stoned but smart :-) you stupid religion people you we all be killed by the dutch stonies

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            • dutch pride
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2010
              • 3

              #246
              Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

              hahahaha
              you yanky's are full of bullshit about the Netherlands
              before you speak about our lovely queen
              look first at your retarted so called leaders.
              then let me remind you that NEW YORK was once from the netherlands.
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              The Dutch Empire grew to become one of the major seafaring and economic powers of the 17th century. In the Dutch Golden Age ("Gouden Eeuw"), colonies and trading posts were established all over the world. Dutch settlement in North America began with the founding of New Amsterdam, on the southern tip of Manhattan in 1614. In South Africa, the Dutch settled the Cape Colony in 1652. By 1650, the Dutch owned 16,000 merchant ships.[13] During the 17th century, the Dutch population increased from an estimated 1.5 million to almost 2 million.[14]
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              atleast we as dutch ppl we respect ppl in there religion not matter what they got.
              yanks are to busy kissing the ass of our prime minister to stay in afganistan.so dont give me that bullshit.
              and canadians + russians saved us from the nazi's
              and we got healthcare where we pay for it and what do you got
              you dumb fucks need to get ya facts straight
              hard drugs are NOT legal.prisons are not empty but crowded by WHITE ppl.




              so life hard and die well Yanks

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              • LovingChristian
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                Forum Member
                • Jun 2010
                • 29

                #247
                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                Do I smell a strawman? Yes. I think I do.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #248
                  Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                  Originally posted by dutch pride View Post

                  atleast we as dutch ppl we respect ppl in there religion not matter what they got.
                  That's why you allow the islamofascists to over-run your puny country. Soon they will be in charge and then you can come back here and cry us a river of tears.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22364

                    #249
                    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                    Originally posted by dutch pride View Post
                    then let me remind you that NEW YORK was once from the netherlands
                    Yes, it took us a lot of time to clean up after you finally left. Please don't come back!

                    The Dutch Empire
                    ROFLWJ

                    yanks are to busy kissing the ass of our prime minister to stay in afganistan
                    Actually we could care less. It's NATO that seems to want you to be there. We would prefer you to stay at home and play with your dolls.

                    russians saved us from the nazi's
                    No, they did not. The Russians didn't even reach Holland, they stopped when they reached Berlin. Dutch education must be horrible.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22364

                      #250
                      Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                      Originally posted by windmill View Post
                      did you know the dutch stole nucliair weapons from North-korea. Now they plan an attack at US. so people watch out 4 the dutch they are stoned but smart :-) you stupid religion people you we all be killed by the dutch stonies
                      Thank you for demonstrating to everyone visiting our friendly forum how the brain of a stoned Dutchman works!
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • dutch pride
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 3

                        #251
                        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        That's why you allow the islamofascists to over-run your puny country. Soon they will be in charge and then you can come back here and cry us a river of tears.
                        like USA did with the mexicans
                        now have your self a large cheeseburger
                        and find jesus and ask him why he made you a knobhead
                        with your smart remarks.


                        if GOD hate my country so much
                        why did he created it then
                        look at your own first before making a topic like this
                        dont be so damn judge mental if ya never been there in person
                        thats the problem you godseekers have
                        what ya do in the netherlands is out of own free wil and rules and respect for others beliefs+lifestyle

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #252
                          Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                          Originally posted by dutch pride View Post
                          like USA did with the mexicans
                          At least our Mexicans love the United States and aren't trying to turn it into a Muslim country.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • AgnosticDutchman
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                            • Jun 2010
                            • 1

                            #253
                            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                            Yes, we allow homosexuality. Yes, we allow brothels (under very strict regulations). Yes we allow people to smoke ganj... and yes, our Royal Family is, if you date its roots back to the House of Nassau, which is in Germany, 100% German.

                            And no, we don't have capital punishment, sometimes a sex offender does get away with just 2 years in prison + mandatory psychotherapy and medication. And yes, it IS normal for 15-year olds to be on birth control, and to, if a condom tears, or the pill shouldn;t work, for whatever reason, have an abortion, paid for from taxes. Which are generally about 35-40% of your gross income, which is unheard of for the USA.

                            But who cares? George W. Bush's grandfather was the top Nazi banker before his employers' assets were frozen in 1942.

                            The teen pregnancies in the USA are rampant, especially in religiously conservative states like Texas, South Carolina, Missouri etc.
                            Besides that almost all these babies will be born out of wedlock, we don't have that problem here as much as you conservative redneck Yankees have.

                            The vast majority of people never tried to smoke weed, and only 5,4% did it in the last year. How different from the US, where that percentage is about 20%.

                            Also the life expectancy in Holland is higher than in the USA, the murder rate is much lower. E.G. in New Orleans alone, which has 225.000 inhabitants, about 200 people got killed in 2007. That is almost a third of the number of homicides in Holland, which has 16 million inhabitants.

                            There's also much less teen drinking, less organised crime, even in the most bad ass slums of Amsterdam or Rotterdam, you are about as safe as in a busy street in the middle of Dallas or Fort Worth.

                            By decriminalising prostitution, the use of weed, euthanasia and abortion, life in Holland is actually much BETTER compared to the USA, instead of worse.

                            So keep your emptyminded bigoted foolishness to yourself, you stupid red neck Yankee Reli-nazis!!!!

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                            • GeenPorum
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                              • Jun 2010
                              • 6

                              #254
                              Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                              Originally posted by Jack Sparrow View Post
                              no, only Amsterdam is that filthy, the rest of the Netherlands isn't...
                              Originally posted by Dozart View Post
                              Rotterdam is filthy too, with his FFWD

                              http://partyflock.nl/gallery/3926.html
                              Filthy? Nah, I would call it freedom to do what you want. Holland is just given you the opportunity. And if you don't like it or don't need it, you don't have to go to Amsterdam! It is a choice that you make.

                              By the way once again for the retards here. Amsterdam is the capital of The Netherlands, not the other way around. You just can't explain this enough to foreigners.

                              Originally posted by Henkie westbroek View Post
                              You guys are like... way too ignorant! It shows how dumb Americans really are! The netherlands is full of believers in god! And your 9 reasons are all genuine! You "people" will all end up in hell for this extremely racism!
                              Ignorant, yes I agree. But to say all Americans are dumb thats like lump them together. (I dont know if lump is the correct word for it, but hé English is not my native language, so don't blame me.)

                              Maybe this is a little offtopic but,
                              I never understood why people radically dedicate their whole life to something that is written in a book and told by men whom few of them abused little childeren. Nobody has proven the existince of God nor Jesus, so why believe in it? Its like believing Micky Mouse is a real animal. Why believe in this "Everything is going to be alright if I just do what the bibles tells me to do", whilst evolution is so inevitable. Wake up, face the facts, presume your life as it was ment, ACT FOR YOURSELFS. And this is not only applicable for catholics, protestants or any other God-like religions. (Damn that got me thinking, how many subcultures are there in religion anyway? It almost starts to look like house music).

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              How do you figure that? How is God supposed to do battle with satan if He's a limp-wristed hippie?

                              You atheists are so incredibly hateful.
                              Almost all wars and negativities in the world started because of religion. You say Atheist are hateful, but please start to take a look at yourselfs.
                              The atheists didnt start the crusades, which pissed off the moslims that are taking their revenges for that now. (And there you have it, a vicious circle of religious hate.)

                              Nah I'm out. Going to the coffeeshop to get some Dutch Weedies, talking with some friends about how fckng awesome we are at soccer, while planning this years trip to Amsterdam to go to the gay pride for my gay friends so they can enjoy their choice of sexuallity for once. Then wake up tomorrow and working my ass off for some foreigners how came to profit the benefits of Holland but are to lazy to work for themselfs.

                              I don't care if you guys hate me because I'm Dutch, I don't care if God hates me because I'm Dutch. I'm proud to be Dutch, because otherwise I would be incredible ignorant like you guys. And that my friends was my story of tonight.

                              Hail The Netherlands, Hail the Queen! And to hell for everyone who speaks bad about The Netherlands.

                              Wij heerschen!

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #255
                                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                                Nobody believes that Mickey Mouse is a real animal.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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