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  • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

    Originally posted by Erikkll View Post
    Many other web servers (i.e. google's) thought i was right. However, i understand, ofcourse, that google is satanic.

    How and when will it be possible for me to post faster than once every five minutes? It's no sabbath day, i like to work hard and type fast on week days.

    Edit afther having tried to post the above: Since i received my other infraction (sorry, i'm not sure what it's called) It's even been raised to 700! I feel a strong urge to praise the lord more often than once every 700 seconds!
    Must be a loose nut behind the key board. I don't have any problems posting. Operator error on your end

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    • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

      May I say I am grateful for finding True Christians™ here? I am from Holland and I was beginning to feel very lost in this country of sinners! But there is hope!

      There are many Young True Christians™ visiting the yearly EO-Youth day event to receive the gospel. The youngsters stay off the harddrugs for at least that day. Also, since the Christian music is so loud there the horny boys usually fail at romanticizing the twelve year old girls; Considerably reducing the number of abortions in the months after the event! Perhaps the best of all; at this event no Heineken is served, the serving of which I consider a disgrace to any event!

      I am grateful for the thorough and uncannily accurate portrayal of Holland!

      God Bless America

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      • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

        @Calvijn Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

        Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

        If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!
        I Jesus!

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        • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

          Originally posted by Erikkll View Post
          Many other web servers (i.e. google's) thought i was right. However, i understand, ofcourse, that google is satanic.

          How and when will it be possible for me to post faster than once every five minutes? It's no sabbath day, i like to work hard and type fast on week days.

          Edit afther having tried to post the above: Since i received my other infraction (sorry, i'm not sure what it's called) It's even been raised to 700! I feel a strong urge to praise the lord more often than once every 700 seconds!
          Quality over quantity. Learn it, live it, be it. Spend your free time reading the KJV as the Lord commands.

          Kids today!
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

            why are some of my posts removed? God acts in strange ways it seems

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            • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

              Originally posted by Jack Sparrow View Post
              why are some of my posts removed? God acts in strange ways it seems
              Jack, I just checked, no posts have been removed. All the posts are in proper numerical sequence. If a post had been deleted, you could tell because the number sequence would jump. You must have done something wrong.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                Originally posted by Calvijn View Post
                May I say I am grateful for finding True Christians™ here? I am from Holland and I was beginning to feel very lost in this country of sinners! But there is hope!

                There are many Young True Christians™ visiting the yearly EO-Youth day event to receive the gospel. The youngsters stay off the harddrugs for at least that day. Also, since the Christian music is so loud there the horny boys usually fail at romanticizing the twelve year old girls; Considerably reducing the number of abortions in the months after the event! Perhaps the best of all; at this event no Heineken is served, the serving of which I consider a disgrace to any event!

                I am grateful for the thorough and uncannily accurate portrayal of Holland!

                God Bless America
                Lies! EO-Youth day is evil. Many young girls are getting sexual abuse before, during and after the gathering. Also Idolatry plays a largely part in it; the youth worship the singer and not God!
                Thy word have I hid in mine heart, that I might not sin against thee.
                Psalm 119:11

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                • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                  Don't y'all know that as a finishing touch God created the Dutch?

                  Ohh yes and praise the Lord and such.
                  Genesis 6 :
                  5 And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
                  6 And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.

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                  • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                    @ james: ok, if you tell so, then I must be wrong somewhere, thanks James for clearing that out for me

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                    • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                      Originally posted by Unworthy View Post
                      Lies! EO-Youth day is evil. Many young girls are getting sexual abuse before, during and after the gathering. Also Idolatry plays a largely part in it; the youth worship the singer and not God!
                      I could not agree more!
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                        Originally posted by Deucalion View Post
                        Don't y'all know that as a finishing touch God created the Dutch?

                        Ohh yes and praise the Lord and such.
                        Not quite. Just like when you get ready for your day, the last thing you do is flush. God flushed and got dutch.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                          Originally posted by Unworthy View Post
                          Lies! EO-Youth day is evil. Many young girls are getting sexual abuse before, during and after the gathering. Also Idolatry plays a largely part in it; the youth worship the singer and not God!
                          Well, you actually have a point there. From what I know about this organization, it was led until recently by a Wolf In Sheep's Clothing, Arie Boomsma, a false prophet who openly practiced unspeakable homosexual acts in unmanly underwear, showing the pictures of these events to anyone who was perverted enough to take an interest in this (and in Holland, this means practically everyone).

                          Little wonder, of course. Nothing good comes from Holland nowadays. We must pray for a Great Flood, in my opinion.

                          Originally posted by Deucalion View Post
                          Don't y'all know that as a finishing touch God created the Dutch?

                          Ohh yes and praise the Lord and such.
                          No, as a finishing touch, God created the woman (Genesis 2:21-23). Read the Bible, you moron.
                          Sweet Lord Jesus,
                          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                          Amen.

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                          • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                            We must pray for a Great Flood, in my opinion.
                            In case of Holland a small flood should be enough. In 1953 a little bit of rain was already enough to break all their dikes.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              In case of Holland a small flood should be enough. In 1953 a little bit of rain was already enough to break all their dikes.
                              Of course, but I think God will send a big one. God likes to make a lasting impression, so that people won't forget Him:

                              Deuteronomy 6:21-23:

                              Then thou shalt say unto thy son, We were Pharaoh's bondmen in Egypt; and the LORD brought us out of Egypt with a mighty hand:
                              And the LORD shewed signs and wonders, great and sore, upon Egypt, upon Pharaoh, and upon all his household, before our eyes:
                              And he brought us out from thence, that he might bring us in, to give us the land which he sware unto our fathers.
                              Sweet Lord Jesus,
                              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                              Amen.

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                              • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                                Yes, Arie Boomsma was a problem but he was expelled from the organization.

                                I have visited EO Youth Days as a fresh convert (Catholicism -> Protestantism) and there was never any adultry going on. At least not where I was. These girls were all dressed properly and gathered in large groups in front of the stage, waving their arms singing the Gospel. I can not rule out stray girls further away could have fallen victim to the horny hands of Dutch boys, but then again, it is usually worse on a normal day in this hellhole excuse for a country.

                                I am grateful for the upcoming elections; it is just sad to see Bas van der Vlies go. He was a true True Christian™.

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