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  • Dirk
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1425
    #421
    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    That sure will prevent me from ever eating creamy cheese again.
    It's better that you know now! Imagine what would happen if you die and go to the portal where Peter stands and tells you: You have eaten Dutch cheese, you are going to hell my son!

    Now that would be a shock wouldn't it?

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267
        #422
        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

        Originally posted by Dirk View Post
        The Dutch are also known for raping cheese!
        Really CHEESE, that has to be the single most preverted thing I have ever heard of. CHEESE I have that puke taste in my mouth.

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          • dutch coward
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jun 2010
            • 2
            #423
            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

            The dutch destroyed Atlantis.

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              • Felicity
                As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 4834
                #424
                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                @dutch coward Welcome!

                Are all Dutch people cowards?

                Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

                If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!
                I Jesus!

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                  • dutch coward
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 2
                    #425
                    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                    Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                    @dutch coward Welcome!

                    Are all Dutch people cowards?

                    Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

                    If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!
                    Huh? I'm confused, I thought this thread was all about unsaved opinions.

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                      • Gotverdomme
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 3
                        #426
                        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                        Jesus I love you!!!!

                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_g3kkGH8Mo


                        Gotverdomme is the dutch term for halleluja
                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyS_C4PeBrw


                        Price the lord!!!

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                          • Gotverdomme
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 3
                            #427
                            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                            Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                            @dutch coward Welcome!

                            Are all Dutch people cowards?

                            Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

                            If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!
                            Hey darling, wanna lose your virgin reward ?

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930
                                #428
                                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                                Originally posted by Gotverdomme View Post
                                Hey darling, wanna lose your virgin reward ?
                                Back off Felicity, pal! She's MY student!
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                  • Gotverdomme
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 3
                                    #429
                                    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                    Back off Felicity, pal! She's MY student!
                                    Im sorry, I didn't know you are a priest.

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                                      • sanderman112
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        • Jun 2010
                                        • 2
                                        #430
                                        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                                        God must love marihuana because he is the one who made it We should all smoke marihuana

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                                          • James Dewitt
                                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 6267
                                            #431
                                            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                                            Originally posted by sanderman112 View Post
                                            God must love marihuana because he is the one who made it We should all smoke marihuana
                                            God also made night shade and poison oak do you smoke that too? God made dogs, do you smoke dog crap, camel dung, grass clippings?

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                                              • R.Geus
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • Jun 2010
                                                • 24
                                                #432
                                                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                                                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                                God also made night shade and poison oak do you smoke that too? God made dogs, do you smoke dog crap, camel dung, grass clippings?
                                                Nah, those things won't make you high
                                                Hey, you know what's funny? Your last name tell me you have Dutch ancesters. You have the same blood running through your veins mister. Don't feel bad about it though, we Dutch are the most beautiful people on this planet!
                                                That doesn't make me smile!

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                                                  • James Dewitt
                                                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                                    • Jan 2010
                                                    • 6267
                                                    #433
                                                    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                                                    =R.Geus;543825]
                                                    Nah, those things won't make you high
                                                    Read the Bible, get high on Jesus!
                                                    Hey, you know what's funny? Your last name tell me you have Dutch ancesters. You have the same blood running through your veins mister. Don't feel bad about it though, we Dutch are the most beautiful people on this planet!
                                                    I am an American. My ancestors fled Holland 150 years ago. My dad told me that I am German anyway.

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                                                      • R.Geus
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        • Jun 2010
                                                        • 24
                                                        #434
                                                        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                                                        But my dear James, why would our all loving Jesus hate our beautiful country?
                                                        I don't wanna go to hell you know, although it is nice and warm there. I hate having cold feet.
                                                        That doesn't make me smile!

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                                                          • Dirk
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Apr 2010
                                                            • 1425
                                                            #435
                                                            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                                                            Originally posted by sanderman112 View Post
                                                            God must love marihuana because he is the one who made it We should all smoke marihuana
                                                            What scripture backs this up?

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