[AwesomenessIncarnate]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

Obviously meant "hilarious" there, this forum doesnt appear to have an edit button.

[Nobar King]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

this forum doesnt appear to have an edit button.

This forum does have a preview button. You would be encouraged to use it, having evaluated your posting history, Mr. AwesomenessIncarnate. Congratulations for spelling that correctly, despite your failure to uses a space between your two names.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

when you die you will know that there is no afterlife and you wasted your life worshipping a thought

If there was no afterlife, then no, we would not know anything after we died. You would be wrong then too.

But in truth, when you die, you will find yourself in Hell surrounded by flames and horny demons, lined up in all directions to take out their pent up rage on your lilly white anus. They will rape you over and over with enormous purple members lined with thorns, that ejaculate molten lava into you.

Then you will look up and see us, in Heaven, with God, laughing at you and spitting in your face. You will pray that we urinate on you to quell the agony, but by the time the urine lands on you, it will have been heated to a boil.

And it will never, ever end.

[carrotbird86]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

Which part of "Introduction Forum" do you NOT understand?

Your stay here could very well be a short one, just like the Bus that brought you here.

Why are you threatening me? Btw I never travel by bus...

You don't act like a German so please stop lying. What is your real descent? Are you an Arab?

Why are you insulting me from 'lying'? Ich kann auch in Deutsch sprechen... But hey, you wouldn't understand German right? So stop whining and be happy I'm writing in English. And no I'm not an Arab person, but there's nothing wrong with being Arabian.

Then you will look up and see us, in Heaven, with God, laughing at you and spitting in your face.

Haha, so when you're in Heaven you will see people in Hell??? Good to know you're waisting your time in heaven like you do on earth too...

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

And no I'm not an Arab person, but there's nothing wrong with being Arabian.

Well, not if you're a horse, I suppose. Certainly more valuable than one of those swarthy, sweaty men who wear laundry on their heads.

[carrotbird86]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

Well, not if you're a horse, I suppose. Certainly more valuable than one of those swarthy, sweaty men who wear laundry on their heads.

They wear 'laundry' on there heads because of the heat (in the desert). You would cover yourself too if it's like 113 F(ahrenheit) in the sun! I think you would sweat even more with that temperature without anything on your head... eeeew

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

They wear 'laundry' on there heads because of the heat (in the desert). You would cover yourself too if it's like 113 F(ahrenheit) in the sun! I think you would sweat even more with that temperature without anything on your head... eeeew

If I were in the desert I wouldn't sweat, I wouldn't even perspire: I would glow, GLOW with the beauty of Christ's Love, as I do on a daily basis. Thankfully I would remain unmolested by the laundry-headed, as they would be too busy making kissy-kissy faces at their camels to notice me.

[carrotbird86]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

If I were in the desert I wouldn't sweat, I wouldn't even perspire: I would glow, GLOW with the beauty of Christ's Love, as I do on a daily basis. Thankfully I would remain unmolested by the laundry-headed, as they would be too busy making kissy-kissy faces at their camels to notice me.

Okay!! Let's hope you don't sweat in the desert Mrs. Rogers! I hope all your sweat will remain in your body, and you will GLOW like a big balloon with Christ's Love! Maybe it's smart to book your tickets to heaven already, although I doubt you earn those tickets by prejudicing other people

[helene balling]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

Well, I heard that they tipped over their windmills and started putting wings on them .


Fascinatedly Yours,

Handmaiden

It doesn't surprise me that they are neighbors with the Danes.

They are not our neighbours! Check a map, dumbass.. the BIG country of germeny is between Denmark and Holland.

[Dirk]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

Why are you threatening me? Btw I never travel by bus...

Because the bus is blessed by God?

Why are you insulting me from 'lying'? Ich kann auch in Deutsch sprechen... But hey, you wouldn't understand German right? So stop whining and be happy I'm writing in English. And no I'm not an Arab person, but there's nothing wrong with being Arabian.

There is everything wrong with being an Arab. They are camelrapers and moongod worshippers.

Haha, so when you're in Heaven you will see people in Hell??? Good to know you're waisting your time in heaven like you do on earth too...

What makes you sure?

[carrotbird86]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

Because the bus is blessed by God?


There is everything wrong with being an Arab. They are camelrapers and moongod worshippers.


What makes you sure?

Wow, you're really good in answering my '?' questions, you should be a teacher. Ohhh wait YOU ARE A TEACHER right? I feel sorry for 'your students'...

[Brother Alex]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

Wow, you're really good in answering my '?' questions, you should be a teacher. Ohhh wait YOU ARE A TEACHER right? I feel sorry for 'your students'...

Why would you feel sorry for his students? There is nothing as healthy and inspiring for a student to receive some good Christian education. Why do you hate Jesus?

[Dirk]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

Wow, you're really good in answering my '?' questions, you should be a teacher. Ohhh wait YOU ARE A TEACHER right? I feel sorry for 'your students'...

Why do you feel sorry for them? Because I tell them the truth?

[Dirk]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

The Dutch are also known for raping cheese!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

The Dutch are also known for raping cheese!

That sure will prevent me from ever eating creamy cheese again.