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  • Flat Earth
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    • Sep 2010
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    #616
    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

    Originally posted by converted one View Post
    2. We did win the european championships once. (And football is indeed nothing like the American ‘football’ where touching eachother in weird places is the goal). But still, Dutch football might not be the best, indeed.
    Well...the only reason you won the championship in 1988 is because you played against the Soviet Union at the final.God had to choose between the two most hated countries and chose you.

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    • AngelTam
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      #617
      Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

      You Americans are an arrogant and ignorant bunch of people aren't you? And not very educated either.

      - The Dutch word for virgin is MAAGD! Sex with children means jail time!

      - The Dutch did play the final!

      - You president didn't seem to think the Dutch army is a gay coward army, he begged them to stay. The people over here just thought is was quit enough fighting your meaningless war...clean up your own mess!
      How do you like our F16's, Dutch weapon on the wings...pretty huh?


      - The Dutch tell people how to behave? I think you got things mixed up, since it's always the USA sticking there heads where it doesn't belong.

      - Unemployment figures in the Netherlands are 5% during the crises against 10% in the USA..now who's lazy?

      - We don't have empty prisons! Our crime rate is much lower though, that's true.

      - Where did you get such a LIE about the Dutch murdering Indonesians? The Japanese did that! They wanted Indonesia for themselves. The Dutch where a little occupied during that time since Germany invaded the Netherlands.

      Overall if there's any country God's ashamed it will be The United States of America! Murdering the Indians and claiming there land, arrogant, greedy, not taking care of the pore while the rich get richer, no healthcare if you're pore, sky high crime rates, ghetto's, gangs, mafia, death penalty, serial killers, racism, starting wars etc etc.

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      • aphextwin71
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        • Sep 2010
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        #618
        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

        You've put the wrong flag above your thread

        And obviously you never visited Holland and it's friendly inhabitants.
        Of course... in every country things go wrong.
        But never generalize in a way you do.
        That's plain stupid.

        Oh.... I'm a Belgian.

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        • AngelTam
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          #619
          Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

          Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
          You know, the whole problem is that all these other countries copied the American flag by using red, white, and blue just like we did. I mean, I know they all want to be like us, but there are a whole bunch of color combinations out there besides red, white, and blue you know.

          The danged Dutch call themselves "The Orange" and yet they have a red, white, and blue flag? Are they being jerks on purpose or what?
          Maybe somebody answered this already but 62 pages is a long read.
          Oranje (orange) Nassau is the name of our Royal family, that's why we use orange.

          The Dutch flag was created like it is now in 1596, the American flag was created in 1912.

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          • Phebe Carlyle
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            • May 2010
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            #620
            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

            Originally posted by AngelTam View Post
            Maybe somebody answered this already but 62 pages is a long read.
            Oranje (orange) Nassau is the name of our Royal family, that's why we use orange.

            The Dutch flag was created like it is now in 1596, the American flag was created in 1912.
            Before you continue casting aspersions on America, why don't you at least give us the common courtesy of heading to the INTRODUCTION FORUM and introduce yourself properly and advise us of your intentions here.

            Or, is it standard procedure for Hollanders to walk into people's homes, or place people 'call" home uninvited, abuse and mock them without a cordial salutation.

            If that is the case, you have shown that you are quite rude.

            YIC

            Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




            There's Jesus here,
            Just see what He offers me....
            Down here my sins forgiven,
            Up there a home in heaven
            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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            • AngelTam
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              #621
              Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

              Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
              Before you continue casting aspersions on America, why don't you at least give us the common courtesy of heading to the INTRODUCTION FORUM and introduce yourself properly and advise us of your intentions here.

              Or, is it standard procedure for Hollanders to walk into people's homes, or place people 'call" home uninvited, abuse and mock them without a cordial salutation.

              If that is the case, you have shown that you are quite rude.

              YIC

              Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
              What??? So it's okay for the people here to talk trash about the Netherlands but when I say something back it's aspersions...all the things in the first tread about the netherlands are not true, simply lies. The things I say about America are all true.

              And rude? That's another thing the Dutch are known for...I'm Dutch so I can't help it.

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              • Lisa H
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                • Jun 2010
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                #622
                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                Originally posted by AngelTam View Post
                What??? So it's okay for the people here to talk trash about the Netherlands but when I say something back it's aspersions...all the things in the first tread about the netherlands are not true, simply lies. The things I say about America are all true.

                And rude? That's another thing the Dutch are known for...I'm Dutch so I can't help it.
                Why don't you do what Sister Phebe has asked. When you signed up you knew you had to write an introduction thread
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • SuperBestFriend
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                  • Sep 2010
                  • 1

                  #623
                  Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!


                  Holland is an insignificant country between Turkey and Poland filled with arrogant, bad smelling, cheese gobbling, blunt barbarians who spend all their time whining and complaining. Let’s make this crystal clear: Holland is the filthiest country in the world, bar none. The Dutch will all go to Hell twice.

                  Psalm 63:9 "But those that seek my soul, to destroy it, shall go into the lower parts of the earth."
                  1. The Dutch language is the only language in the world that doesn't have a word for virgin. In a country where drugs, postnatal abortion, gay marriage, prostitution and sex with children are all completely legal, the concept is simply completely unknown. They even have a political party "Christen Unie" which actively promotes sex with children! Psalm 9:17 "... into hell ... all the nations that forget God."
                  2. The Dutch are the only people in the world who think that the Dutch can play football. They never won anything, their most disastrous moment being 1974 when their players had so much sex and alcohol before the world cup final with Germany that they forgot to show up.
                  3. The Dutch gay cowards army is the worst in the world. Whenever they get scared they simply run away no matter how many innocent people will die because of that. The Dutch claim to have an air force but no one has ever actually seen it in action. Their parliament has been debating whether or not to buy just a single military airplane for decades. Revelation 21:8 "... whoremongers ..."
                  4. The Dutch are always telling the rest of the world how to behave. No one ever listens. Matthew 24:51 "... hypocrites ..."
                  5. The only people actually working in Holland are the Polish and the Turks. All other people are on welfare because they are too stoned to work. Geert Wilders, an Indonesian bisexual who dyed his hair blonde and wears blue contact lenses to look more like a German Nazi, is trying to change all this, but everyone is too stoned to notice. Proverbs 12:24 "... the lazy man ..."
                  6. Since everything in Holland is legal, they have a lot of empty prisons. No one in Holland knows what those are meant for. The Dutch are rumored to have a police force but they are too stoned to do anything useful with the exception of producing insane amounts of speeding tickets. Romans 1:30 "... inventors of evil things ..."
                  7. The Dutch have an ugly hat wearing silly excuse for a queen who is not even Dutch as both her husband, father and grandfather all were Nazis who escaped criminal prosecution by joining the royal family. To keep the family line pure her retarded son Alexander is married to Máxima Zorreguieta who personally shot thousands of Argentinian farmers before she was forced to escape into the royal family as well. No one in the Dutch royal family speaks Dutch. 1 Corinthians 6:9 "... inherit the kingdom ... adulterers ..."
                  8. The depraved little Dutch boy why is rumored to have used his finger to stop the flow of water from a dyke did not actually use his finger to achieve that... Romans 1:29 "... fornication ..."
                  9. Right after betraying Anne Frank at the end of the Second World War the Dutch immediately started to slaughter as many innocent women and children in Indonesia as possible. This ended after the Americans kicked the Dutch out and restored peace and prosperity in Indonesia. Romans 1:32 "... worthy of death ... have pleasure in them ..."

                  All people of Holland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

                  You are really a typical ignorant american redneck.

                  Its proven that the American citizen uses the most in drugs in the whole world.
                  I dont say every person in your country does that, but you got the highest percentage of drug users.

                  This also goes for:
                  - teen pregnancies
                  - unsafe sex
                  - abusive use of alcohol
                  - amount of divorces
                  - murders
                  - rapes


                  and not even talk about the porn your country is producing.
                  80% OF THE WORLD'S PORN IS BEING PRODUCED AND FILMED IN YOUR COUNTRY.

                  and the dutch word for virgin is 'maagd'.

                  And with the few people that live in The Netherlands ( Holland is just a state, NOT THE COUNTRY) we are great at sports, yes, better then the usa. ( i must admit, American baseball is great. )

                  and our prisons are empty because we have almost no criminality.

                  i hope you enjoy your life in your ignorant christian bubble...

                  Oh and if i may ask, do you have a wife?
                  Or are you the real 60-year old virgin?

                  ( and we rich )

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                  • WinnerNotSinner
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                    • Jun 2010
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                    #624
                    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                    Originally posted by SuperBestFriend View Post
                    You are really a typical ignorant american redneck.
                    Now you listen here, buddy. COM is not a redneck. I challenge you to find one redneck who has achieved a PLATINUM tithe award by our Church.
                    Originally posted by SuperBestFriend View Post
                    Its proven that the American citizen uses the most in drugs in the whole world.
                    Where's the proof? Here you go again, the Dutch mud slinging without any real evidence to back up their points. Visit Amsterdam, my God mocking friend. It really is hell on earth.
                    Originally posted by SuperBestFriend View Post
                    and our prisons are empty because we have almost no criminality.
                    In other words the drug barons pay the police to leave them alone and sell drugs to the already coked-up peasants? You barbarians are so naive.

                    Originally posted by SuperBestFriend View Post
                    i hope you enjoy your life in your ignorant christian bubble...
                    I can't wait to get into GOD's private Bubble where I will have everlasting life with my Christian buddies. I will be rid of your scummy sort once and for all!

                    Why don't you want to go there too? We can help you change your ways and turn your life over to Jesus.

                    John 3
                    16For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

                    Originally posted by SuperBestFriend View Post
                    Oh and if i may ask, do you have a wife?
                    Or are you the real 60-year old virgin?
                    I never knew you could father so many sons and daughters and still be a virgin.

                    Look, Friend: You are drowning into a sea of sin, and Christ is walking on the water above you with his outstretched hand and a look of courage in his eyes. The choice is yours:
                    A. Take Christ's hand, love Christ, and be given an express pass to Heaven.
                    B. Ignore Christ, hate Christ, worship monkeys, and be given an express pass to the lake of fire where you will stay for eternity to burn whilst the devil penetrates you with his trident.



                    Now why don't you re-evaluate yourself and head over to the introduction section to introduce yourself properly
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                    A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                    "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                    Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                    If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                    GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                    • AngelTam
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                      #625
                      Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                      Originally posted by Unworthy View Post
                      The Dutch people who're trying to seek the Truth™ instead of living in a delusion are not banned yet. Like me

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                      Je zoekt de waarheid? Laat me niet lachen. Als je echt Nederlands bent (wat ik niet geloof) ben je een vuile landverrader en moet je ons prachtige landje heel snel verlaten en lekker oprotten naar Amerika. Daar zul je je veel beter voelen, daar zijn dingen zo lekker goed geregeld veel beter dan in het verdorven Nederland. Vraag maar aan de mensen die op straat wonen, geen geld hebben en doodgaan als ze ziek zijn omdat ze geen ziektekostenverzekering hebben. Je zal Nederland nog missen, maar nooit meer terugkomen he?!

                      Gek!

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                      • Lisa H
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                        • Jun 2010
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                        #626
                        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                        Originally posted by AngelTam
                        Demonic speak removed
                        Please do not post in demonic language.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • AngelTam
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                          #627
                          Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                          Please do not post in demonic language.
                          Excuse you?

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                          • AngelTam
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                            #628
                            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                            Please do not post in demonic language.
                            English is a West Germanic language that originated from the Anglo-Frisian and Old Saxon dialects brought to Britain by Germanic settlers from various parts of what is now northwest Germany, Denmark and the Netherlands in the 5th century.

                            Although the syntax of English is significantly different from that of German and other West Germanic languages, with different rules for setting up sentences (for example, German Ich habe nie etwas auf dem Platz gesehen and the Dutch Ik heb nooit iets op het plein gezien vs. English "I have never seen anything in the square"), English syntax remains extremely similar to that of the North Germanic languages.

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
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                              #629
                              Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                              Originally posted by AngelTam View Post
                              English is a West Germanic language that originated from the Anglo-Frisian and Old Saxon dialects brought to Britain by Germanic settlers from various parts of what is now northwest Germany, Denmark and the Netherlands in the 5th century.

                              Although the syntax of English is significantly different from that of German and other West Germanic languages, with different rules for setting up sentences (for example, German Ich habe nie etwas auf dem Platz gesehen and the Dutch Ik heb nooit iets op het plein gezien vs. English "I have never seen anything in the square"), English syntax remains extremely similar to that of the North Germanic languages.

                              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_language
                              Where does it say you are allowed to post in demonic languages on this forum.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • WinnerNotSinner
                                Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
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                                #630
                                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                                Originally posted by AngelTam View Post
                                English is...
                                We speak American.
                                6
                                A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                                "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                                Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                                If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                                GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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