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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22355

    #496
    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

    Originally posted by ChristianityIsALie View Post
    CrankyOldMan, I'd like to invite you to come over to Holland, so you can see with your own eyes how the Netherlands is in real life. We even have English-spoken churches around here so you can here how Christianity is integrated in the Dutch society. I'm sure you will take back the crap you told in the OP.
    I am sure I will not.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #497
      Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

      Originally posted by ChristianityIsALie View Post
      CrankyOldMan, I'd like to invite you to come over to Holland,
      If you want to be a succesful sexual predator, you need to pick a screenname more normal than "ChristianityIsALie". Go by "Susan" or "Steve". You want to conceal the fact that you're a practicing Satanist until the prey is already in your clutches.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Landdown
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        Under Investigation
        • Jun 2010
        • 11

        #498
        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

        Typical. I manage to pin down COM and he refuses to acknowledge my comment =\ I DEMAND retaliation! It's good for my ego

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22355

          #499
          Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

          Originally posted by Landdown View Post
          I manage to pin down COM and he refuses to acknowledge my comment =\ I DEMAND retaliation! It's good for my ego
          What are you talking about?
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #500
            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            What are you talking about?
            Brother,

            I believe he is trying to pin you down and do foul and perverted things to you. Well, that's not going to happen on my watch! He'll have to go through me first.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Sander Sittn
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              • Jun 2010
              • 19

              #501
              Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              Brother,

              I believe he is trying to pin you down and do foul and perverted things to you. Well, that's not going to happen on my watch! He'll have to go through me first.
              You want him inside you?

              Besides your KJ116 Bible sure sounds a lot like the qu'ran, and your God sounds a lot like how Allah is mentioned in the qu'ran.. A bit strange don't you think..

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #502
                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                Our God has NOTHING do to do with their mud-god.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Sander Sittn
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                  • Jun 2010
                  • 19

                  #503
                  Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  Canada is NOT America now it is!
                  Well for a little longer anyway.
                  Canada IS America.. North America to be precise.

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                  • HardcoreCook
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14

                    #504
                    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                    Be carefull people....
                    Its a thin line between being passionatly relligious and being extremist...

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #505
                      Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                      Originally posted by HardcoreCook View Post
                      Be carefull people....
                      Its a thin line between being passionatly relligious and being extremist...
                      You either do everything the KJV says, or you don't. There is no middle ground.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Dirk
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 1425

                        #506
                        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                        Originally posted by Landdown View Post
                        Hey, atleast we dont defy God's identity by calling him a fish... just sayin' =/
                        Neither do we, so what's your point?

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                        • Dirk
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 1425

                          #507
                          Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                          Originally posted by Sander Sittn View Post
                          You want him inside you?

                          Besides your KJ116 Bible sure sounds a lot like the qu'ran, and your God sounds a lot like how Allah is mentioned in the qu'ran.. A bit strange don't you think..
                          What bible is that?

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                          • Sander Sittn
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                            • Jun 2010
                            • 19

                            #508
                            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                            Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                            What bible is that?
                            Good one, witty also..

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                            • Dutchy
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                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5

                              #509
                              Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                              Holland rules,
                              because USA has been eliminated at the world championship football and Holland is still in the race. (and we're like 50 times smaller)
                              prove 2:



                              we're smart enough to stop believing in god
                              yellow = people without church

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22355

                                #510
                                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                                Originally posted by Dutchy View Post
                                Holland rules
                                No.

                                because USA has been eliminated at the world championship football and Holland is still in the race
                                Ghana cheated. Also Holland didn't play yet in this round, so you do not know this yet. And of course God hates Soccer!

                                we're smart enough to stop believing in god yellow = people without church
                                So more and more people in Holland are going to hell. That is not something to be proud about, that is something to be ashamed about!
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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