[BelieverInGod]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Brother, I must ask, what was God's purpose with sauerkraut?

My own mother was of German extraction but all of my brothers and I count ourselves as Italian. My mother learned her sauce and lasagna making skills from our father's mother and so we were well fed and content with our carbohydrate rich lives,

I was forced to eat sauerkraut once in my life (and not by my mom who knew better to serve it) and I fear I would have starved to death as a young child if not for spaghetti.

Did God give them excellent beer to balance out their obsession with putrid cabbage?

Questioningly Yours,

Handmaiden

I love Sauerkraut Pickled cabbage is found in one form or another all over the world. Pickling was what they had to do before refrigeration.

At least they're Godly enough not to serve lutefisk. Another reason that God hates the Scandinavian countries.

[jkhafu]

Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany.

germany is so far ahead of north america right now in terms of health care and science and recycling and saving the planet (from global warming) its not even funny. god hates america. Germany is more or less one of the best countries in the world to live in right now. America is fucked and ruining the planet and endangering countless species while wildlifeis gaining ground in germany and people realize how much we need animals and ecosystemms to sustain our way of life.

[ILOVEJ]

Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany.

germany is so far ahead of north america right now in terms of health care and science and recycling and saving the planet (from global warming)

There is no such thing as global warming so germany is stupider than i thought for falling into sure a brainless trap.

its not even funny. god hates america. Germany is more or less one of the best countries in the world to live in right now. America is piffleed and ruining the planet and endangering countless species while wildlifeis gaining ground in germany and people realize how much we need animals and ecosystemms to sustain our way of life.

My father says your wrong. And stringing big words together does not make you smart. It makes you pathetic.

[jkhafu]

Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany.

There is no such thing as global warming so germany is stupider than i thought for falling into sure a brainless trap.

My father says your wrong. And stringing big words together does not make you smart. It makes you pathetic.

Are you a retarded dyke? Those are not big words, and if you look at any of my other posts you will see i do not care about my spelling or grammar or what words i usetoget acrossmy point. Du bist hasslich.

Wir mussen die christian astroucian!

[Levi Jones]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

germany is so far ahead of north america right now .

I suppose that's why the EU's combined GDP is equal to the USA.

I'm not saying Germany is a bad country. I'm pretty sure God still loves you a little for punishing the wicked during WWII, but we eventually had to step in and knock you around again.

[Horscht]

Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany.

Germany is more or less one of the best countries in the world to live in right now.

Is this some kind of sick joke?

- Only five percent of the population attend sunday service regularly (and even those follow false doctrines instead of the KJV). 95 percent are homosexuals, moslems, communists or nazis.
- The foreign minister is a homosexual, along with several other politicians like the mayors of Berlin and Hamburg. The "Life Partnership Act" destroys normal marriages on a daily basis.
- 130 years of socialist health care. Why would a Christian nation need socialist health care?
- The majority of Germans opposes Godly wars like in Afghanistan and Iraq.
- Homeschooling is not allowed, so even Christian parents have to send their children to state schools where they are forced to pray to Charles Darwin and "learn" that their grandfathers in fact were monkeys.

So if God loves Germany the Germans doesn't seem to return His love.

[somesome]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Wouldn't it be a god ideé to change to the right flag? I think alot of germans will get upset for you mistaking them with some else countrys flag ( Just a tip)

[Levi Jones]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Wouldn't it be a god ideé to change to the right flag? I think alot of germans will get upset for you mistaking them with some else countrys flag ( Just a tip)

You're trying to tell me that isn't the German flag?

Of course it is.

[Dirk]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

You're trying to tell me that isn't the German flag?

Of course it is.

The flag thing again? Why do people keep telling us we are using the wrong flags?

[Thurly]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

The flag thing again? Why do people keep telling us we are using the wrong flags?

Unfortunately brother, I'm afraid we are. However much God hates these countries, the sad fact remains that the German flag is this:


However, it is still nothing compared to the glorious Stars and Stripes of God's own country, AMERICA!

[Tumpelritter]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

I´ve lived in germany for a while now, and I can not totally agree with you. There are some reasons why God is not fond of germany.

1. The leader of the islamocatholic movement, Papa Ratzi, is a german.

2. Unlike his predecessor A. Hitler, who was an Austrian-Hungarian, Papa Ratzi is a real german.

3. The germans are even proud of it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkB_0QKPrm8&feature=related

(warning: not suitable for minors or women.)

4. Germany still keeps Gods second favorite european country (after, of course, the Swiss), Palatinate, divided and occupied.

5. Germany and its inhabitants hate America. Look here to see a german mob cheering an ex-american traitor who claims to be a cream filled donut:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjHcNhcahv4&feature=related

(warning, not suitable for minors)

[Dirk]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

I´ve lived in germany for a while now, and I can not totally agree with you. There are some reasons why God is not fond of germany.

1. The leader of the islamocatholic movement, Papa Ratzi, is a german.

2. Unlike his predecessor A. Hitler, who was an Austrian-Hungarian, Papa Ratzi is a real german.

3. The germans are even proud of it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkB_0QKPrm8&feature=related

(warning: not suitable for minors or women.)

4. Germany still keeps Gods second favorite european country (after, of course, the Swiss), Palatinate, divided and occupied.

5. Germany and its inhabitants hate America. Look here to see a german mob cheering an ex-american traitor who claims to be a cream filled donut:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjHcNhcahv4&feature=related

(warning, not suitable for minors)

So you are ignoring the fact that God loves Germany? Why would you talk bad about a glorious country like Germany?

[Nobar King]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Every country has its problems that it has to live down. Even Germany. It's still a great country and I'm proud to be part German.

[Tumpelritter]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

So you are ignoring the fact that God loves Germany? Why would you talk bad about a glorious country like Germany?

Dear Sir,

I do not deny the many good deeds germany did in the past. After all, germany stopped the french from taking over the world more than once.

But historical merits are no reason to glorify a country.

There are also some depressing and dark points in germanys history. Do you know that germany once had a very evil chancellor who hated America and everything the USA stands for?

(I´m talking about no other one than Gerhard Schroeder, who refused to aid the greatest President of the United States in his war against Iraq.)

[Brother Alex]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Dear Sir,

I do not deny the many good deeds germany did in the past. After all, germany stopped the french from taking over the world more than once.

But historical merits are no reason to glorify a country.

There are also some depressing and dark points in germanys history. Do you know that germany once had a very evil chancellor who hated America and everything the USA stands for?

(I´m talking about no other one than Gerhard Schroeder, who refused to aid the greatest President of the United States in his war against Iraq.)

Jesus loves Germany. Why do you disagree with Jesus? Do you not love Him?