[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

I am starting to wonder about the title of this thread. Obviously I'm not questioning Pastor Levi's judgment, which was absolutely certainly and very definitely correct at the time of writing, but perhaps things have changed in the intervening years? Our Generous and Loving Lord may, perhaps, have finally lost patience with Frau Murkle?

Today, He saw fit to explode a World War 2 bomb in Munich, killing just a few people - a gentle warning, perhaps? Nobody knows if it was a British bomb or an American one. The fact that it didn't explode in the first place suggests that it was British, but the fact that it was still deadly at least 75 years on suggests American workmanship. But now that it has exploded, the chances are that the manufacturer's label has been destroyed and so we will never know.

"It has to be investigated why no-one spotted this bomb earlier," Mr Herrmann told German media.

I fear for the reputed efficiency of the Germans. Leaving aside the mildly amusing fact that Mr Herrmann translates as Mr Mr Man, wouldn't they do better to let bygones be bygones and concentrate their efforts on spotting other unexploded bombs?

[Diesel Stanford]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Does he really? Maybe. There are also MANY reasons why he may HATE Germany. I mean, Rammstein, Paganism, Merkel... all German. The AfD looks like a solution, especially with that black man who said Germany must not be flooded with Africans (I really hope he thinks about God's chosen country, America too), BUT sadly most of them are Catholic and therefore not Christians no matter how conservative they are. That would be a wasted a chance. I hope that the AfD is opened to the King James Bible (or Lutherbibel) so that they will join God's kingdom. Right now it's not looking good for the Krauts.

[LW1997]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Ah yes, ze Germans. Where do I start?

First off, their country is not named "Germany" in German. It's Deutschland (Douche Land.) Self-explanatory, really. All Germans are unfriendly douchebags with an unwarranted sense of superiority. Their language is a less refined ripoff of English.

Secondly, their country has been the cradle of many metal bands. It is Biblical fact that Satan's favorite "music" consists of ugly men on drugs screeching about rape and worshiping a pagan "god" called Odin, who is a major idol in Wicca famous for performing homosexual necrophilia. I shall explain with profesdional detail as we go further.

Next, we must acknowledge the Jews and how Germany became the stronghold for those crafty Christ-killers. The Rothschild family gained power in Frankfurt, and that alone makes Germany responsible for birthing these money-loving godless monsters. I must also point out Adam Weishaupt, founder of the Illuminati, was born in Germany as well.

Paganisn is quite popular too. Germany was founded by savage Norse tribes (Europe's equivalent to the Babylonians). Like the Babylonians, they worshiped demons and false gods and made sacrifices for them. One of their beliefs was that they would be eaten by a giant snake, which they worshiped through war. Anyone who knows the Bible by heart would point out that the Devil turned into a snake to deceive Eve in Genesis. As mentioned above, Odin is their central figure, their version of "God". Odin is a decrepit one-eyed old coot who performs sorcery and--get this!-- gains his powers by PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON MEN WHO WERE HANGED!. Absolutely distasteful. Another popular "god" is Thor. You may know him as a comic book "hero" used by the hyperliberal media to convince children into thinking Christianity is "uncool" compared to the "badass 'god' of thunder". What you did NOT know was that Thor is a cross-dresser. Might explain why Thor is now a "lady."

And finally, Merkel.

In short, my brothers (and sisters), Germany is not blessed by God. No country full of sin will ever receive such privilege. This is why Hitler was born in Austria.

it seems to be a great argument, but guess which country has made Hollywood, Disney and metal "music". I doubt that it was Germany.

Also, Trump is 25 % Deutsch. And I doubt that Hitler and the pagans would classify as "liberal". Hitler tried his best to cleanse his culture from those occult Zionists. I am not in endorsement for Paganism but I can remind you how my ancestors lead to the follow of the Roman Empire.


So much for your argument

[Alvin Moss]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

I thought you were (pretending to be) in Chequeland? Is the AfD big there?

I believe I smell the odor of mendacity. Jakub, are you a Hun?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

That is a good question, which can however be answered easily. President Trump's grandfather was a true German, so Trump is officially Deutsch. And all honorable composers (Bach, Händel, Beethoven etc.) were Deutsch too. Everything is Deutsch.The AfD is the only party I would ever vote.

I thought you were (pretending to be) in Chequeland? Is the AfD big there?

[JakubDovac]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

I'm far more interested in what Jesus thinks about Germany than some internet hipster who seeks out new people to disagree with.

That is a good question, which can however be answered easily. President Trump's grandfather was a true German, so Trump is officially Deutsch. And all honorable composers (Bach, Händel, Beethoven etc.) were Deutsch too. Everything is Deutsch.The AfD is the only party I would ever vote.

[JakubDovac]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Best composers. No one can reach Wagner's level of talent (Mozart included).

The argument of "HitmonChrist" is nothing but silly. He should look at America. Who is to blame for satanic musicians, games and Hollywood? Deutschland? Czechoslovakia? I don't think so.
Hitler indeed was not a Christian, but one of the most important anti-NWO truthers. Any argument against Deutschland could also be made against America. Who is closer to the apostate Israel?

[Scoutman03]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Oktober Fest.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Dear Mr. Hitmon,

Strange name, but anyway each to their own, I suppose.


Strangely while reading your post I had cause to think of Habbakuk Chapter 1 verse 6 which reads:


For, lo, I raise up the Chaldeans, that bitter and hasty nation, which shall march through the breadth of the land, to possess the dwellingplaces that are not theirs.

Looking at today's maps and comparing them to centuries-old maps you could almost compare the Germans to the Chaldeans in that they like to steal land from other countries.


Also with regards to Merkle the following verse from Revelations came to me:


Revelation 13:1-18 - And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.


This verse reminds me of the European Union and the fact that Merkle is just one of its many heads. Thank goodness the UK is pulling out. Maybe they will be able to escape a small part of God's Punishment for the sins they have committed.


Please, when you make accusations against nations or people back it up with the word of God.


YIC
TT

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

If you want us to believe you're anything but an angry contrarian, you might consider bringing pertinent Bible verses to the discussion. I'm far more interested in what Jesus thinks about Germany than some internet hipster who seeks out new people to disagree with.

[HitmonChrist]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Ah yes, ze Germans. Where do I start?

First off, their country is not named "Germany" in German. It's Deutschland (Douche Land.) Self-explanatory, really. All Germans are unfriendly douchebags with an unwarranted sense of superiority. Their language is a less refined ripoff of English.

Secondly, their country has been the cradle of many metal bands. It is Biblical fact that Satan's favorite "music" consists of ugly men on drugs screeching about rape and worshiping a pagan "god" called Odin, who is a major idol in Wicca famous for performing homosexual necrophilia. I shall explain with profesdional detail as we go further.

Next, we must acknowledge the Jews and how Germany became the stronghold for those crafty Christ-killers. The Rothschild family gained power in Frankfurt, and that alone makes Germany responsible for birthing these money-loving godless monsters. I must also point out Adam Weishaupt, founder of the Illuminati, was born in Germany as well.

Paganisn is quite popular too. Germany was founded by savage Norse tribes (Europe's equivalent to the Babylonians). Like the Babylonians, they worshiped demons and false gods and made sacrifices for them. One of their beliefs was that they would be eaten by a giant snake, which they worshiped through war. Anyone who knows the Bible by heart would point out that the Devil turned into a snake to deceive Eve in Genesis. As mentioned above, Odin is their central figure, their version of "God". Odin is a decrepit one-eyed old coot who performs sorcery and--get this!-- gains his powers by PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON MEN WHO WERE HANGED!. Absolutely distasteful. Another popular "god" is Thor. You may know him as a comic book "hero" used by the hyperliberal media to convince children into thinking Christianity is "uncool" compared to the "badass 'god' of thunder". What you did NOT know was that Thor is a cross-dresser. Might explain why Thor is now a "lady."

And finally, Merkel.

In short, my brothers (and sisters), Germany is not blessed by God. No country full of sin will ever receive such privilege. This is why Hitler was born in Austria.

[LW1997]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

AfD can will Germany™ great again.

[Charlemagne]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Can we please stop talking about that pagan sodomite of a Hilter? He has brought back Donar's Paganism to the Austrasian lands together with his little queer puppet Himmler. I have worked so hard to bring the true words of Christ to the Germanic peoples, and he nearly ruined everything even though in the end he was overcome by the One True Power. Sharpen your swords and stand like a wall of ice!

[Chester Longshire]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Another reason to love Germany: the gay dutch hate them and are jealous of them, Germany the economic powerhouse of Europe, of whom everyone else is trying to live off of in their crumbling euripistan socialist countries.

[arthur frayn]

Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany.

the French threw up the white flag, yet again,

As an aside, all french soldiers are issued white flags.



Why are there so many tree lined streets in france??

German soldiers like to march in the shade.