[Thurly]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

The flag thing again? Why do people keep telling us we are using the wrong flags?

Unfortunately brother, I'm afraid we are. However much God hates these countries, the sad fact remains that the German flag is this:


However, it is still nothing compared to the glorious Stars and Stripes of God's own country, AMERICA!

[Dirk]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

You're trying to tell me that isn't the German flag?

Of course it is.

The flag thing again? Why do people keep telling us we are using the wrong flags?

[Levi Jones]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Wouldn't it be a god ideé to change to the right flag? I think alot of germans will get upset for you mistaking them with some else countrys flag ( Just a tip)

You're trying to tell me that isn't the German flag?

Of course it is.

[somesome]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Wouldn't it be a god ideé to change to the right flag? I think alot of germans will get upset for you mistaking them with some else countrys flag ( Just a tip)

[Horscht]

Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany.

Germany is more or less one of the best countries in the world to live in right now.

Is this some kind of sick joke?

- Only five percent of the population attend sunday service regularly (and even those follow false doctrines instead of the KJV). 95 percent are homosexuals, moslems, communists or nazis.
- The foreign minister is a homosexual, along with several other politicians like the mayors of Berlin and Hamburg. The "Life Partnership Act" destroys normal marriages on a daily basis.
- 130 years of socialist health care. Why would a Christian nation need socialist health care?
- The majority of Germans opposes Godly wars like in Afghanistan and Iraq.
- Homeschooling is not allowed, so even Christian parents have to send their children to state schools where they are forced to pray to Charles Darwin and "learn" that their grandfathers in fact were monkeys.

So if God loves Germany the Germans doesn't seem to return His love.

[Levi Jones]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

germany is so far ahead of north america right now .

I suppose that's why the EU's combined GDP is equal to the USA.

I'm not saying Germany is a bad country. I'm pretty sure God still loves you a little for punishing the wicked during WWII, but we eventually had to step in and knock you around again.

[jkhafu]

Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany.

There is no such thing as global warming so germany is stupider than i thought for falling into sure a brainless trap.

My father says your wrong. And stringing big words together does not make you smart. It makes you pathetic.

Are you a retarded dyke? Those are not big words, and if you look at any of my other posts you will see i do not care about my spelling or grammar or what words i usetoget acrossmy point. Du bist hasslich.

Wir mussen die christian astroucian!

[ILOVEJ]

Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany.

germany is so far ahead of north america right now in terms of health care and science and recycling and saving the planet (from global warming)

There is no such thing as global warming so germany is stupider than i thought for falling into sure a brainless trap.

its not even funny. god hates america. Germany is more or less one of the best countries in the world to live in right now. America is piffleed and ruining the planet and endangering countless species while wildlifeis gaining ground in germany and people realize how much we need animals and ecosystemms to sustain our way of life.

My father says your wrong. And stringing big words together does not make you smart. It makes you pathetic.

[jkhafu]

Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany.

germany is so far ahead of north america right now in terms of health care and science and recycling and saving the planet (from global warming) its not even funny. god hates america. Germany is more or less one of the best countries in the world to live in right now. America is fucked and ruining the planet and endangering countless species while wildlifeis gaining ground in germany and people realize how much we need animals and ecosystemms to sustain our way of life.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Brother, I must ask, what was God's purpose with sauerkraut?

My own mother was of German extraction but all of my brothers and I count ourselves as Italian. My mother learned her sauce and lasagna making skills from our father's mother and so we were well fed and content with our carbohydrate rich lives,

I was forced to eat sauerkraut once in my life (and not by my mom who knew better to serve it) and I fear I would have starved to death as a young child if not for spaghetti.

Did God give them excellent beer to balance out their obsession with putrid cabbage?

Questioningly Yours,

Handmaiden

I love Sauerkraut Pickled cabbage is found in one form or another all over the world. Pickling was what they had to do before refrigeration.

At least they're Godly enough not to serve lutefisk. Another reason that God hates the Scandinavian countries.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany.

Indeed. The Duke of Aquitaine had to become a tributary of the mighty German mayor/Lord Protector in exchange for his help.

I think the Danes owe a special thanks to the German People. Without the help of one unnamed German Knight in 1227 they would have lost one of their greatest kings, Valdemar II, at the Battle of Børnehoved on 22 July. After the rescue, the King was able to stabilize Denmark with it's first true feudal system.

[handmaiden]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Brother, I must ask, what was God's purpose with sauerkraut?

My own mother was of German extraction but all of my brothers and I count ourselves as Italian. My mother learned her sauce and lasagna making skills from our father's mother and so we were well fed and content with our carbohydrate rich lives,

I was forced to eat sauerkraut once in my life (and not by my mom who knew better to serve it) and I fear I would have starved to death as a young child if not for spaghetti.

Did God give them excellent beer to balance out their obsession with putrid cabbage?

Questioningly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Levi Jones]

Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany.

hmm... but this woman is running the country, she looks like a dyke to me????

Indeed she does look sapphic, friend. It appears even though Germany has turned socialist, as I understand it, what Germany says pretty well goes as far as economic policy in the EU.

Instead of ruling Europe with armed forces, they seem intent to do it with briefcases this time.

[Mr.boesse]

Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany.

hmm... but this woman is running the country, she looks like a dyke to me????

[Levi Jones]

Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany.

Now there is a lesson those cheese eating French surrender monkeys should pay attention to. The Muslims came threw Spain so most likely the French threw up the white flag, yet again, and that is why the Battle of Tours was fought in Germany. The French need a good manly leader like Charles the Hammer * or Charles der Grosse.

*Now there is a man's name.

Indeed. The Duke of Aquitaine had to become a tributary of the mighty German mayor/Lord Protector in exchange for his help.