[Franz Bieberkopf]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Jesus was NOT a Jew!

Sure Jesus was a JEW, he had no foreskin on his penis like every jew.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

nothing.

oh wait... probably the 6.000.000 people that got killed... almost forgot about that.

Typical joo lies. The so-called Holocaust was exaggerated at best.

[Brother Alex]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

I am a German too, but I am disgussed by Hitler and his "deeds", Jesus was a jew and did Hitler not blame and kill the jews???

Jesus was NOT a Jew!

[Franz Bieberkopf]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

I know it's currently a socialist hellhole, but historically speaking, Germany has been one of the godliest nations to ever exist.

1. Germans have been tireless protectors of Christianity.

Since 498 when Clovis I of the Franks who ruled both Germany and France was Baptized, Germany has been the standard bearer for Christianity.

In a most famous event in 732 when the Muslim hordes attempted to pour into western Europe, it was a Frank Charles the Hammer, with Jesus on his side, who stopped them dead in their tracks at Tours.

That same Charles brought Christianity to the pagan Saxons at sword point. The felling of Thor's Oak in 723 near Fritzlar was the beginning of the end of paganism in Europe.

Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:

Later Charles Martel's grandson Charlemagne would go on to take territory back from the Mudslimes in Spain.

The Germans were also the major players of the Crusade in 1096 to take back the Holy Land from the mudslimes.

2. A bastion of religious tolerance for Christians.

As Europe was waking from the nightmare of the catholic induced dark ages, certain provinces in Germany were the only safe havens for early free thinkers wishing to no longer be oppressed by the papists.

Let us not forget that it was the German Martin Luther who penned the famous 95 thesis in 1517 that originally shined the light on the foul papist church.

Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.


3. They know how to deal with the enemies of Christ within.

The Germans have not only destroyed the muzzie scum that tried to conquer Europe, they are also good at smiting God's enemies internally.

Martin Luther's book "On the Jews and their lies" encouraged Christian Soldiers to set fire to the Christ killers synagogues and schools, to take away their homes. Glory!

Deuteronomy 7:2 And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:

Then there was some event that occurred during the 1930's and 1940's when a few Jews died in work camps. Even though Hitler was a hell-bound catholic, much like God raised Cyrus the Persian up to smite His own people to punish them, I believe Hitler was sent by God as punishment for the Jews rejecting His Son.



Isaiah 45:3-4 And I will give thee the treasures of darkness, and hidden riches of secret places, that thou mayest know that I, the LORD, which call thee by thy name, am the God of Israel.
For Jacob my servant's sake, and Israel mine elect, I have even called thee by thy name: I have surnamed thee, though thou hast not known me.

4. They have an uncanny knack for defeating France.

In 1872 the newly formed German state crushed France taking Alsace-Lorraine from them.

In WWI, the French were teetering on the edge of defeat when godly America interceded on behalf of the frogs, for some reason, to save them.

In WWII, the French were a conquered people when yet again the U.S. inexplicably stopped in to save their worthless hides.

2 Samuel 22:51 He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore.

5. Great inventions

Johannes Gutenberg a German invented movable type, so we can read the Bible.

Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit invented the thermometer even though the German have moved away from his perfect scale for measuring temperature.

Heinrich Geissler invented the fluorescent tubes that light the hallways of our church.
We owe an immense debt of gratitude toward Gottlieb Daimler and Karl Benz. Even though Americans perfected the automobile, these two Germans invented it.

Where would we be without Rudolf Diesel's invention that powers our Wal-Mart trucks?

Our beloved American sneakers were invented by Adolf (Adi) Dassler (Adidas).

Paul H. Müller was the genius inventor of DDT that needs to see a comeback soon.

Are you not a bit to nationalistic now being a german yourself?

How could almost the entire population fall for Hitler? Where were their belief in God at that time of trouble???

I am a German too, but I am disgussed by Hitler and his "deeds", Jesus was a jew and did Hitler not blame and kill the jews???

[Nyktas]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

What was so bad about WW2?

nothing.

oh wait... probably the 6.000.000 people that got killed... almost forgot about that.

[landoverlover]

One more reason God loves Germany

1000 years of torture devices.

Check out the Police Museum of Torture in Rothenburg !

A must-see! Worth going to Germany just to see it - threaten the kids and wife with unique forms of punishment for disobedience.

Shown left to right:

Shaming mask....Iron Maiden....Restraint chair for mothers-in-law (GENIUS)...Chastity belt

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

What about the 5,000,000 German soldiers, or the million civilians that died? Not all of them were war criminals, you know; the Regulars in the Military were mostly just men fighting under the flag of Germany.

Sorry, but as Jesus (and our own George W. Bush) said: "You're either with us, or against us." Those soldiers were Nazis. They willingly signed up to fight for Adolph Hitler. Are you saying if you were German back then you would happily sign up for the military and wear your nazi uniform with pride?

And the civilians were the ones who voted Hitler into power so they weren't innocent either. They were all Nazis and had to pay for their mistakes.

And in response to a far earlier post, I wouldn't go so far as to say God loves America more... Over the years, we've killed more civilians in our Military actions than Germany did in the entire Holocaust.

I do agree with you there. I'm tired of all these liberal historical revisionists coming up with a bigger body count for the Holocaust every year, (assuming the Holohaux even properly took place).

Nazis never systematically exterminated Jews, so you are actually right about this point.

Just look at the bombing of Dresden, for example. It was fairly unmilitarized, and we leveled the city, killing thousands upon thousands of civilians.

100% justified. There were military and production buildings there. Plus the city was really full of worthless art. The people were all Nazi sympathizers and would've probably attacked our brave soldiers.

Vietnam, our troops would be ordered to massacre entire villages of people just by the suspicion that a few of them were VietCong.

It's not our fault if all the gooks look alike.

the Gulf War, there was a particularly bad incident in which we strategically dropped bombs down the exhaust chute of a concrete building that turned out to be a shelter, and killed or maimed all of the civilians inside.
Even now, there's documents being leaked via the Internet that show reports of hundreds of thousands of civilians killed by our actions over the past 7 years in both Afghanistan and Iraq. Compared to our decades-long span of killing innocents, I don't think we're any more innocent than Germany in the late '30s and early '40s. And in any event, many Americans are of German/Aryan ancestry, so... You know.

You know, Osama bin Laden is technically a "civilian" so I really don't see the so-called "moral crime" here.

[MasterOfReality1971]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Amen. Those 400,000 American dead were truly a tragedy.

What about the 5,000,000 German soldiers, or the million civilians that died? Not all of them were war criminals, you know; the Regulars in the Military were mostly just men fighting under the flag of Germany.
And in response to a far earlier post, I wouldn't go so far as to say God loves America more... Over the years, we've killed more civilians in our Military actions than Germany did in the entire Holocaust. Just look at the bombing of Dresden, for example. It was fairly unmilitarized, and we leveled the city, killing thousands upon thousands of civilians. Vietnam, our troops would be ordered to massacre entire villages of people just by the suspicion that a few of them were VietCong. the Gulf War, there was a particularly bad incident in which we strategically dropped bombs down the exhaust chute of a concrete building that turned out to be a shelter, and killed or maimed all of the civilians inside. Even now, there's documents being leaked via the Internet that show reports of hundreds of thousands of civilians killed by our actions over the past 7 years in both Afghanistan and Iraq. Compared to our decades-long span of killing innocents, I don't think we're any more innocent than Germany in the late '30s and early '40s. And in any event, many Americans are of German/Aryan ancestry, so... You know.

[landoverlover]

Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany.

And those Godly Germans™ had an uncanny eye for spotting the hook noses among them. And their neighbors, of course.

While controlling the kyke over-poulation, they also spent some time working on fags and those thieving gypsy caravans.

Like you, Brother Nobar, I proudly count myself among those of Aryan ancestry.

Yes, and for the Fourth Reich it'll be no more "Mr. Nice Guy"

[landoverlover]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

And let us not forget Germany's pioneering work in recycling - lampshades, ash trays, soap and a thousand other modern conveniences, with the managed cooperation, more or less, of the Jewish population.

[handmaiden]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Deutschland ist ein schöner Platz. Das Bier ist gut und die Mädchen hübsch.

Nehmen Sie mich zur Paradiesstadt herunter

Reminding you both to conduct your communication here on this forum in American!

If you wish to spit upon each other with your use of teutonic pentameter, please do so elsewhere.

Admonishingly Yours,

Handmaiden

p.s. tambien, no me gusta la cervaza

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Nehmen Sie mich zur Paradiesstadt herunter

[Dicky_Dorkins]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Deutschland ist ein schöner Platz. Das Bier ist gut und die Mädchen hübsch.

[handmaiden]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Jennabenna, are really in Paris? Which fast food restaurants can NOT be found in France?

Questioningly Yours,

Handmaiden

[jennabenna]

Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Germany is a pleasant country. I'll give it that. But the blood that makes my skin as light as it is isn't German, it's Irish.