[Didymus Much]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

...I somewhat hope that I go to hell, there'll be plenty of BBQ's with all that fire...

Except that YOU are the BBQ.

Have you read the Bible yet?

[VoteMeAsNewD]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Bwahahahhahahahaha
I gotta say, with all these places god hates,then he really is a hard man to please.
And if he didn't want people to do certain things then he shouldn't have made them so darn pleasant.
And another thing, I somewhat hope that I go to hell, there'll be plenty of BBQ's with all that fire, and you get to be educated by the finest people down there.

[Bosil50]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

For the first : I am 14 years old, i live in The Faroe Islands, and have much more knowledge about The faroes. Okay? with so far?

Hi little buddy
I know you feel offended by the truth God puts in front of you about your country, but it happens to most of the people who have not accepted our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ, because he makes us humble and opens our eyes for to see all of the things that are wrong in this earth.

You're very young, which is good. Never take your youth for granted, it's the best time to praise God! I hope you don't get offended once more (which is probable, if you're possessed by the evil right now ), but I want to try to explain a few points.

for the first thing you wrote: If to carry an other mans name is a crime then make is illegal, okay? dont just whine about others....take action yourself

It is not about carrying a mans name that makes it wrong, it's the fact that the Pharaon Islands, where you live, carry the name of a man who was ruthless and despised us. How would your parents feel if you, one day, called your children for "Satan" or "Analsex"?

2nd thing you wrote : yes we are only 50.000 people and we dont suffer many more mental or physical disabilities like over in the states.

It's a historical fact that many people in the Pharaos suffer from a strange condition called CTD (Connective Tissue Dissease). You might want to read about it
This happens because of the very few people who lived there for a couple of 100 of years ago, had to procreate with each other, due to the lack of good transportation to the outside world. The pagans who lived there had only slave- and orgy-boats to travel to other parts of Europe, which also were not led by God in his true spirit, so the people always kept growing, but within themselves. In short, inbred and incest.
Leviticus 18:6 - None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover [their] nakedness: I [am] the LORD.

3rd thing you wrote : Official government? we have decided that it would be the best for the country. and yes we have a queen, what is the problem of that?

You are just strengthening my brother Alex's point. You people have DECIDED that you don't want to have an official government out of slothery. You've also condemned yourselves:

Deuteronomy 17: 14-15:
“When you come to the land that the Lord your God is giving you, and you possess it and dwell in it and then say, ‘I will set a king over me, like all the nations that are around me,’ you may indeed set a king over you whom the Lord your God will choose. One from among your brothers you shall set as king over you. You may not put a foreigner over you, who is not your brother.

The queen of Denmark is a foreigner who loves gay marriage and anal sex, therefore... Yeah, the point proves itself, thanks to God's knowledge.

4th thing you wrote : there are about 90 % christian people on the Faroes, we
dont hate god, we have 4 hours a week learning about him in school.

Brother Ex-Viking already replied to this.
You're not following a sheepherd, you're following a wolf in sheep clothes, false prophets.

5th thing you wrote : The national holiday is called "Ólavsvøka" of the great normans king "Ólav". Not "Onans voka"

Even worse, you're worshiping a pagan king who ate babies and most likely masturbated to men too, not worse than Onan, the famous biblical masturbator.

6th thing you wrote : satanic chants and dances? what? its about the faroese history. it was told in songs and rhymes back then, and now its become a tratition.

Historical fact again: The rest of the nordic countries, when under the rule of God, banned all forms of ring-dance, which are pagan celebrations, therefore satanic.

7th thing you wrote : and Our alcohol problems are NOT high, we have much stricter law about, for examplem, driving, than the United states

I'm sorry to prove you wrong again, but I've heard hundreds of stories of young kids who graduate from 9th grade (When they're just a few years older than you!) who get completely drunk and fornicate with their sisters and friends. In your national holiday, is it a lie that most of the people, after marching through the city, get drunk at the local bars? Is it a lie that most of the male population drink to celebrate pretty much everything?

8th thing you wrote : Our coat of arm is a sheep, why ? because we have lived of that though out many years.

Deuteronomy 7:5
But thus shall ye deal with them; ye shall destroy their altars, and break down their images, and cut down their groves, and burn their graven imageswith fire.

God does not like worshiping or even making images, my friend.

Now, as a sealing stone, you might want to know that I've been to the islands a few times myself, mostly for preaching and because I enjoy the nature created by the Lord. I do not enjoy how much sin there is, but oh well... I can only try to help people like you, simply do God's will.

I will pray for you, and have a great day

[Haybales]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

And what type of "Christians"? Lutherans aren't Christians, they are the type of people who elects gay injuns as biships

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...ishop/2380737/

Once more USA has shown their real identity. They say "they are so perfect" but still it's only in USA where such events occur.

[Haybales]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

According to Brother Cranky, our flag expert, the flag I used is the correct one

Oh yeah?

Brother Alex is from Iceland!

According to "Brother Cranky" you are from Iceland and if you are from Iceland, shouldn't you then know your own flag?

[Haybales]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Brother Alex is from Iceland!

Sooo... Brother Alex doesn't know his own flag (the icelandic flag, which is used)



That ISN'T the Faroese flag. OVER AND OUT!!

[Haybales]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

This is the Faroe Islands.

The Faroe Island (Fårö in eskie-talk) is that little island between Sweden and Russia, a bit half commie and half eskimo, home of infamous atheist film maker and porn pervert Ingmar Bergman. I am pretty sure that God hates The Faroe Island as much as He hates the Faroe Islands, though.

Lol, that is the Faroe Islands.. that is also something else.

[Didymus Much]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

...This book intrigues me...

You really should read it: start here.

[Stupid Scottish Drunk]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

There's a biblical masturbator?

This book intrigues me...

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

4th thing you wrote : there are about 90 % christian people on the Faroes, we

And what type of "Christians"? Lutherans aren't Christians, they are the type of people who elects gay injuns as biships

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/06/01/lutheran-assembly-elects-first-openly-gay-bishop/2380737/

[GoogleRandome]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

For the first : I am 14 years old, i live in The Faroe Islands, and have much more knowledge about The faroes. Okay? with so far?

for the first thing you wrote: If to carry an other mans name is a crime then make is illegal, okay? dont just whine about others....take action yourself

2nd thing you wrote : yes we are only 50.000 people and we dont suffer many more mental or physical disabilities like over in the states.

3rd thing you wrote : Official government? we have decided that it would be the best for the country. and yes we have a queen, what is the problem of that?

4th thing you wrote : there are about 90 % christian people on the Faroes, we
dont hate god, we have 4 hours a week learning about him in school.

5th thing you wrote : The national holiday is called "Ólavsvøka" of the great normans king "Ólav". Not "Onans voka"

6th thing you wrote : satanic chants and dances? what? its about the faroese history. it was told in songs and rhymes back then, and now its become a tratition.

7th thing you wrote : and Our alcohol problems are NOT high, we have much stricter law about, for examplem, driving, than the United states

8th thing you wrote : Our coat of arm is a sheep, why ? because we have lived of that though out many years.

Why are the United states not on the list of "The Cruel lands" ?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Føroyar

Seydaoyggjar

får

Færøerne

Gesundheit



Anyway, welcome to our friendly forums! Tell us how Jesus broke through your sinful soul to bring you to Salvation!

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

This is very bad and disrespectful of you to lie like this. I've been in The Faroe Island for 4-weeks

This is the Faroe Islands.

The Faroe Island (Fårö in eskie-talk) is that little island between Sweden and Russia, a bit half commie and half eskimo, home of infamous atheist film maker and porn pervert Ingmar Bergman. I am pretty sure that God hates The Faroe Island as much as He hates the Faroe Islands, though.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I've been in The Faroe Island for 4-weeks.

So you have no clue whatsoever about the The Faroe Island, yet here you are polluting our friendly Christian forum while insulting decent God fearing Christians.

I have known you for 5 seconds but I already know you are an idiot who will most likely burn in Hell!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

This is very bad and disrespectful of you to lie like this. I've been in The Faroe Island for 4-weeks. I was informed about everything you say here, which is wrong. The name Faroe Island is actually not Faroe Island in the faroese language. It's called Føroyar which was called for at first, Seydaoyggjar, which means "Sheep Islands". Later these isles were under the Danish Kingdom. In danish you say sheep like "får" and there it got it's name Færøerne. Later there where english soldiers saving the country under world war 2, and then there was no way to say it on english. And after that it got the name The Faroe Island. And their flag is actually a beautiful flag, very beautiful. Their country is absoulutely one of the best country's i've been in. All the Faroese peoples are Christians, more than you. If you really mean this to the Faroe Island, then you are stupid. This is actually not a way to become a christian, with these lies. Must be the worst shit i've ever read. So, keep your eyes away from this website if you are on his side, cause you who are on his side are tre demons and devils. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/core/.../thumbdown.gif

Tl;dr

Greetings friend! What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did you start your walk with Christ?

YIC