[Elmer G. White]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Dear Sinner,

It is crystal clear that you have been indoctrinated into false Faroese nationalism and because of cognitive dissociation you are now incapable of seeing the Truth™. Please let me help you with a few issues in your post:

7. The Faroese have unbelievealbe strict laws for alcohol. You are only able to buy alcohol in 2 places on the Isles, which are open only between noon and afternoon.

Tórshavn and Klaksvík I presume? Why do they have to do this? Because despite these laws your people manage to spend most of their time in alcoholic stupor superseded only by the savage Eskimos in Greenland, as we can see in the graph below!



You are also the heaviest cigarette smokers in the world as seen in the graph above. Jesus does not endorse that, either!

1 Thessalonians 5:6
Therefore let us not sleep, as do others; but let us watch and be sober.

8. The Faroese's coat of arms represent a ram, that's correct, but it refers to the sheeps and rams that freely roam the isles. The faroese take great pride in their wool (best in the world).

Do you actually mean that the poor sheep are there so than anyone can (and does) abuse them all the time? This is strictly prohibited by the Bible. You can call the people "Christians" but Jesus can see through your assertions!

Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Does sheep-molesting constitute "doing Jesus's will"? No, it does not!

Deuteronomy 27:21
Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen.

AMEN!

You are also proud of your wool? Are all your men unnaturally hairy? Ladies, please, refrain from looking at the picture below. It depicts the Faroese people exactly as this sinner admits them to be!



Who was hairy (and presumably your ancestor)? It was Esau!

Genesis 27:11
And Jacob said to Rebekah his mother, Behold, Esau my brother is a hairy man, and I am a smooth man:

What was God's attitude towards Esau?

Romans 9:13
As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

Case closed. God does hate your sorry excuse for a country that is boasting for "home rule" but still totally dependent of the billions of danish krona (and beer) that they send to you annually to prevent you from falling deeper into the cesspits of total depravity. It is sad but True(tm). As you can see, you are quite delusional. As your major arguments have now been disproved, it is time you Repented and accepted Jesus as your Savior! We are here to help you!!





Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Brother Alex.

I'm here to correct your errors regarding The Faroe Islands, due to my uncertainty of your seriousness about your post.


1. The flag your showing is NOT the faroese flag but the icelandic flag. A quick google search will show you this.


2. The name of the faroe Islands have two origin stories. The first originate from an Irish map who has the faroe isles painted, with the name "far-away" isles. The second, is when the Norwiegian vikings first arrived to the faroe islands, they saw alot of sheep, which the Irish monks had left behind. In the Scandinavian languages "får" means sheep and the names changed overtime, from sheep-isles to Faroe islands (Færøerne).


3. Since the Faroe islands is apart of the Danish Realm, they are not allowed to have an official goverment. They have home rule instead, with own parlament.


4. The Faroe islands has been christian for 1000 years. 96% of the population identify themself as christians. 33% are members of different baptist churches, which I find, your hate towards the Faroe islands, ironic.


5. The faroese national holiday is Ólavsøka, this is where the Faroese celebrate, the death of a Norwiegian tyrant viking king, who ruled the faroe islands with a iron fist (cruel man indeed, and a pagan).


6. Some Faroese are fanatic about banising any signs of "witchcraft", they have socially banised some clairvoyant.


7. The Faroese have unbelievealbe strict laws for alcohol. You are only able to buy alcohol in 2 places on the Isles, which are open only between noon and afternoon.


8. The Faroese's coat of arms represent a ram, that's correct, but it refers to the sheeps and rams that freely roam the isles. The faroese take great pride in their wool (best in the world).


I do not know your agenda on spreading false accusations toward a fellow christian nation, but i hope you will do some research before publising it, next time.


Have a nice day sir.

We have a policy of not caring about what random people says in the forum. If you want to be treated seriously, you must start an introduction thread in the proper forum.
And also we have not an agenda against anything. Nine, nothing, nada, nunca.
God, in the other hand, has a full agenda of things and people He hates.
But I do not have to tell you that! You are a Christian and know the Bible by heart, don't you?

[danielviri]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Brother Alex.

I'm here to correct your errors regarding The Faroe Islands, due to my uncertainty of your seriousness about your post.


1. The flag your showing is NOT the faroese flag but the icelandic flag. A quick google search will show you this.


2. The name of the faroe Islands have two origin stories. The first originate from an Irish map who has the faroe isles painted, with the name "far-away" isles. The second, is when the Norwiegian vikings first arrived to the faroe islands, they saw alot of sheep, which the Irish monks had left behind. In the Scandinavian languages "får" means sheep and the names changed overtime, from sheep-isles to Faroe islands (Færøerne).


3. Since the Faroe islands is apart of the Danish Realm, they are not allowed to have an official goverment. They have home rule instead, with own parlament.


4. The Faroe islands has been christian for 1000 years. 96% of the population identify themself as christians. 33% are members of different baptist churches, which I find, your hate towards the Faroe islands, ironic.


5. The faroese national holiday is Ólavsøka, this is where the Faroese celebrate, the death of a Norwiegian tyrant viking king, who ruled the faroe islands with a iron fist (cruel man indeed, and a pagan).


6. Some Faroese are fanatic about banising any signs of "witchcraft", they have socially banised some clairvoyant.


7. The Faroese have unbelievealbe strict laws for alcohol. You are only able to buy alcohol in 2 places on the Isles, which are open only between noon and afternoon.


8. The Faroese's coat of arms represent a ram, that's correct, but it refers to the sheeps and rams that freely roam the isles. The faroese take great pride in their wool (best in the world).


I do not know your agenda on spreading false accusations toward a fellow christian nation, but i hope you will do some research before publising it, next time.


Have a nice day sir.

[Skallagrimsson]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!

The Faroe Islands are located in the North Atlantic right between God's most hated countries, Iceland and Denmark. God hates the Faroe Islands and so does everybody else. In fact, the majority of the world does not even recognize the Faroes as a real country because of their sinful ways:

1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people. "And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues..." (Genesis 12:17)

2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities. "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;" (Leviticus 21:18-20)

3. Due to their laziness, the Faroese nation has no official government. As a result they have been put under the dictatorship of Queen Margrethe II of the Godless Kingdom of Denmark. "The desire of the slothful killeth him; for his hands refuse to labour." (Proverbs 21:25)

4. There is not a single Christian person living in the Faroes. They hate Jesus and either worship Satan or his granny, the Queen of Denmark. "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." (Psalm 9:17)

5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator. "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."(Genesis 38:9-10)

6. All the Faroese people are practitioners of witchcraft and regularly summon demons with their satanic chants and dances."Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." (Exodus 22:18)

7. Alcoholism is a growing problem in the Faroe Islands. The Faroes are one of the few nations that has absolutely no laws regarding the prohibition of alchohol and they even encourage their children to drink on their national masturbating holiday. "For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags." (Proverbs 23:21)

8. The Faroese coat of arms shows a picture of a ram which is a clear reference to their approval of bestiality. "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death." (Exodus 22:19)

Finally, there is not a single reason for God not to hate the Faroes and unless they repent of their sins and accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior, they will all be turned into Hell along with other Godless countries such as Denmark, Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

How wonderfully entertaining your tale was. Creative. It was almost like reading Shelley the Republican again. Not many truths to them however.

Here's a few fun facts about Faroe Islands.

It's just north of Scotland in the North Sea. It's officially under Denmark, but do have it's own flag, it's own currency, it's own national football team (beat Greece 2-1 tonight at the European Cup qualifier), it's own stamp, and even it's own language.
Their crime rate is about 0. No violence. 3 murders the last 40 years. Nobody starves. All have a home. No poverty. Sounds almost as idyllic as Hobbiton to me.

It's been Christian since 1100, when it was a colony of Norway (later to Denmark).

However, Christianity came there with violence, and not with "peace & love" that baby Jesus was supposed to represent.

The kingsman Sigmundur tried to convert the people there as a decree from King Olaf who was Christian in the year of 1005.
The people there didn't take this lightly. They protested loudly, suspecting the Sigmundur who was the first one to convert for having ulterior motives.
So Sigmundur came to the chieftain's seat in the night with his men, and gave Trondur, the chieftain two options:

Convert or lose your head.

He did the most convenient, and chose the first choice. But that was only pretend. Later that night, he found Sigmundur, and chased him off. Sigmundur was killed later that night by a farmer who was siding with Trondur.

Today, 87% of the people belong to the evangelical Lutheran church.

Alcohol:
From what I know, drunkenness is a universal thing. You'll find drunks everywhere, especially in the American bible belt. You'll find drunks in England, Scandinavia, USA, Russia... Faroe Islands is nothing special in that department. I'm more worried about religion being stuffed down people's heads. Especially as kids and at home. It only makes them confused when they grow up and find out that the world doesn't revolve around his religion. And that the facts doesn't fit the religious shoes that was forced on him as a kid.
But I digress.
The thing is, that American Christians can't handle their booze very well. Not like the REAL drunk anyway: Baby Jesus himself. He was a legendary drunk.

Read some comment about their flag.
Their flag has similar patterns as the rest of the Nordic countries. And the cross in the flag is a symbol of the cross in your favorite fairy tales about baby Jesus supposedly ending his life on the cross.
The first with the white bottom, and red center. The other flag underneath is the Icelandic flag. (Iceland is another country populated by Norwegians. A country that once arrested the criminal bankers, kicked the old government out, and wrote a new constitution only a few years ago.)

Onan a masturbator?

And I was silly enough to think that this verse was about a specific event, where Onan was forbidden to spill his seed during a specific sexual act.
I do however fully understand many Christians who struggles with a obsession with genitalia - remarkably enough over the genitalia of others.
I mean, can't you just jerk off like the rest of us instead of jealously condemning it? We all know you wax your carrot at least 7 times a week and twice on Sundays.

Other than that, your god seem to hate a lot of things. Kind of ruins the image that Christians try to paint him with: the all forgiving, and loving god.

But on American Christian websites, there's not much love to trace. Mostly moralization, pointing fingers, playing the victim card, and making baby Jesus hate everything they hate...both socially as well as economically.

Thanks for the fun read anyway. I hope it's a spoof.

Best of luck in your future and your new project, finding out that there are other countries in the world than USA (and what's left of the countries you have blown up in the name of "freedom"...

P.S. I just made an account just to correct your misinformation and ignorance.
That is all.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Dear Brother Marko,

While the above links seem valid and have an internal logic, I would not totally condemn number three-based issues, such as triangles. The obvious example is the TRINITY, the constellation of our GOD and His corporal manifestation and His Spirit in the material world and in His ETERNITY.

Of course, SATAN can use ANYTHING for his abominable pleasures and twisted practices. However, let's at this point refrain from generalizations.

John 15:26
But when the Comforter is come, whom I will send unto you from the Father, [even] the Spirit of truth, which proceedeth from the Father, he shall testify of me:

John 10:30
I and [my] Father are one.

John 1:14
And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.

Let us pray that the degenerate people of the Faroese rocks REPENT and FIND JESUS in HIS GLORY! However, the chances seem to be meager and I won't be too disappointed nor at all surprised when I see them writhing in Hellfire come RAPTURE.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Thank you Sire Elmer

As a simple minded peasant, all the symbolic things go far from my understanding. That is why I just stick in the and try to understand it with my incomplete American language skills and with this book. Often I make mistakes and understand wrong, but with the Holy Ghost everything is easier and I know that God will bless me for it.

John 14:23-26

By no means am i saying that symbols are wrong. I just do not understand such highly intelligent things.
However, I think TRINITY is symbolized by an equilateral triangle, and that is quite different from these strange blue figures.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

That does not look like a flag at all. That picture has nothing to do with Faroe Islands. That looks like there are four triangles - and if it is from satanic Scotland, here is something for you to read.

"The never-ending blizzard of triangle designs we encounter daily is intended to induce a trance state in those who are bombarded day and night by it."

-Texe Marrs -

Marrs writes a quite cogent and easily understandable presentation of what a triangle can be.

Dear Brother Marko,

While the above links seem valid and have an internal logic, I would not totally condemn number three-based issues, such as triangles. The obvious example is the TRINITY, the constellation of our GOD and His corporal manifestation and His Spirit in the material world and in His ETERNITY.

Of course, SATAN can use ANYTHING for his abominable pleasures and twisted practices. However, let's at this point refrain from generalizations.

John 15:26
But when the Comforter is come, whom I will send unto you from the Father, [even] the Spirit of truth, which proceedeth from the Father, he shall testify of me:

John 10:30
I and [my] Father are one.

John 1:14
And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.

Let us pray that the degenerate people of the Faroese rocks REPENT and FIND JESUS in HIS GLORY! However, the chances seem to be meager and I won't be too disappointed nor at all surprised when I see them writhing in Hellfire come RAPTURE.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Don't looks like you have ever seen a scottish flag before.
This is a scottish flag:

That does not look like a flag at all. That picture has nothing to do with Faroe Islands. That looks like there are four triangles - and if it is from satanic Scotland, here is something for you to read.

"The never-ending blizzard of triangle designs we encounter daily is intended to induce a trance state in those who are bombarded day and night by it."

-Texe Marrs -

Marrs writes a quite cogent and easily understandable presentation of what a triangle can be.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

4. Here are a lot of Christian people.
8. That it is a ram don't have anything with the approval of bestiality that is just what we chose.

Góðan dagin

Stuttligt at hitta teg.

As the above issues (4 and 8) are among the most CRUCIAL regarding your possible release from SATAN, I concentrate on them.

It's difficult to see the foolishness and mistakes of one's own life and culture, is it not?

Proverbs 16:2
All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the LORD weigheth the spirits.
(For your convenience: Allar leiðir mansins eru reinar í hansara egnu eygum, men HARRIN vigar andarnar.)

First issue. Faroese people are NOT Christians. They are Lutherans (more than 80%). Loot her anusians are cat licks in disguise and cat licks are not Christians. Admittedly, 10% of your population on your desolate skerries belong to Brøðrasamkoman, a branch of Plymouth Brethren, which do have some admirable properties, separate roles for men and women, reliance on Bible, proper baptism, etc. Such a minority is of course not adequate to counterweight the disastrous effect Loot her anusism has had on your society.

Furthermore, you society is on the verge of the Sodomitic Meltdown and ultimate Disaster! Your age of consent has been set at 15 for both sinful pre-marital regular sex but also for HOMERSEX. This means that HOMERS HAVE THE LEGAL RIGHT AND OBLIGATION TO BANG YOUNG BOYS AS MUCH AS THEY WISH! Your population wants to introduce HOMER MARRIAGE by a wide margin.

A society that propagates these vile practices is NOT Christian, albeit some individuals may try to cling to Faith despite of the overall situation.

Secondly:

That it is a ram don't have anything with the approval of bestiality that is just what we chose.

This is outrageous. You admit that bestiality is something you CHOSE deliberately!

Exodus 22:19
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
(For your convenience: Ein og hvør, ið hevur við kríatúr at gera, skal lata lív.)

These are some of the principal issues you'll have to deal with to escape the WRATH OF GOD.

Exodus 22:24
And my wrath shall wax hot, and I will kill you with the sword; and your wives shall be widows, and your children fatherless. (Og vreiði Mín skal tendrast, og Eg skal sláa tykkum við svørði, so konur tykkara verða einkjur, og børn tykkara faðirleys.)

Denial is not the way to combat these things. Instead, do repentance, fasting, sackcloth (despite your abominable climate). Then we can talk again.

Jonah 3:8 But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth , and cry mightily unto God: yea, let them turn every one from his evil way, and from the violence that is in their hands. (Nei, tey skulu sveipast í syrgibúna, bæði menniskju og kríatúr; og tey skulu rópa til Gud, alt tað tey eru ment - og venda við, hvør av óndu leið síni og frá órættinum, ið hongur uppi í hondum hansara.)

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Myrexxie]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Thats not your flag, thats just a defaced Scottish flag with some blue added to it.

Don't looks like you have ever seen a scottish flag before.
This is a scottish flag:

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

This is the real one:

Thats not your flag, thats just a defaced Scottish flag with some blue added to it.

[Myrexxie]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I saw this post and i just had to make an account to tell this guy (Brother Alex) how retarded he is.
1. Is true can't say anything about that.
2. Yeah, it's only 50,000 people here, but there is not a lot that is suffering from a lot of metal and physical disabilities.
3. We have our own official government.
4. Here are a lot of Christian people.
5. We don't have a national holiday called Onan's voka.
6. wtf are you talking about? We have a dance that we call (the folk dance) nothing to do with demons what so ever.
7. What? you need to be 18 before you are allowed to drink so I don't know what you are talking about?
8. That it is a ram don't have anything with the approval of bestiality that is just what we chose.
And one last thing idiot that is the wrong flag you posted.
This is the real one:

[see_the_light]

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I'm not sure where these islands are, or if they even exist.

Exodus 9:1 ?

Then the Lord said unto Moses, Go in unto Pharaoh, and tell him, Thus saith the Lord God of the Hebrews, Let my people go, that they may serve me.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I'm not sure where these islands are, or if they even exist.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I heard about this website and couldn't believe what I heard, so I decided to check it out for myself.

A lot of people say that. It's amazing what faith enables us to do, isn't it? It can move mountains. I hope you are moved.

I felt nothing but sadness in my spirit

You have a spirit? A familiar spirit?

Le:19:31: Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.
Le:20:6: And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.
Le:20:27: A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
De:18:11: Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

I don't think your familiar spirit will be any happier after reading that.

You're disgusting. I hope God sees fit to explode one of your volcanoes.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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*** satanic chants removed ***

We speak American here, son.