[Saab99]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

And that's exactly what we are doing Mr crappy-car-soon-gone-bancruptcy...

Crappy car No - Going bankrupt, seems like it

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Crappy car No - Going bankrupt, seems like it

we talking about the dangerously over engineered SAABs? No TRUE Christian would drive such a vehicle so absolutely obsessed with safety. We have Jesus.

[Saab99]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

we talking about the dangerously over engineered SAABs? No TRUE Christian would drive such a vehicle so absolutely obsessed with safety. We have Jesus.

No problem, I will continue to drive my SAAB

[Bobby-Joe]

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No problem, I will continue to drive my SAAB

That wouldn't help you when our loving Savior decides to cover the road with black ice and His angels nudge your car into a telephone pole as you slide out of control! You need to trust in the compassion of Christ, not men, and get a decent (as in non-union made) American car from Honda.

[Saab99]

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That wouldn't help you when our loving Savior decides to cover the road with black ice and His angels nudge your car into a telephone pole as you slide out of control! You need to trust in the compassion of Christ, not men, and get a decent (as in non-union made) American car from Honda.

Thanks for the confidence in my driving

[Sister Kitty]

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Thanks for the confidence in my driving

Thanks for the confidence in Christ.

[Master of love]

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hey stupid
You know it's a swiss army knife you have,
it is a big piffleing difference between it and a Swedish knife,
maybe you should learn that there is more than one country outside the U.S.

That's true "the Swede"! When I first read this forum I thought it was a joke but the more I read I realized that these people were serious
How come... clever people, or at least the Americans think they are, write so much crap about a country they know nothing about!? I'm not here to throw shit on Americans; I would like to have a serious discussion about all misunderstandings. Some of the forum members must have at least one tv-set at home and receive there daily newspaper and of course, hopefully, have the talent to read - but I think not! Or... is it like in China... If you ask an American on the street: Have you heard of a little country called Sweden? Nope! What's that!? Are you making fun of me!? Some people on the street know a lot about Sweden like, Bjorn Borg, womens are blond, think it is on the other side of the Atlantic ocean, Oooh yes they make Volvo!! Finally, you should start by clearing up your own back yards before you condemn other countries you know nothing about.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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That's true "the Swede"! When I first read this forum I thought it was a joke but the more I read I realized that these people were serious
How come... clever people, or at least the Americans think they are, write so much crap about a country they know nothing about!? I'm not here to throw shit on Americans; I would like to have a serious discussion about all misunderstandings. Some of the forum members must have at least one tv-set at home and receive there daily newspaper and of course, hopefully, have the talent to read - but I think not! Or... is it like in China... If you ask an American on the street: Have you heard of a little country called Sweden? Nope! What's that!? Are you making fun of me!? Some people on the street know a lot about Sweden like, Bjorn Borg, womens are blond, think it is on the other side of the Atlantic ocean, Oooh yes they make Volvo!! Finally, you should start by clearing up your own back yards before you condemn other countries you know nothing about.

Hey, maybe you should clean up your filthy country of Swaziland before insisting that other countries do the same.

Oh, wait! Does that remind you of something from the bible?

IT SURE DOES!!!

(Matthew 7:5) "Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Master of love]

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Hmm... =) So now you think Sweden is in Africa!? Let me inform you that Swaziland is in south Africa close to Moçambique. Sweden is in Scandinavia and much much colder. You got me there Zechariah Smyth! This forum IS, or must, a joke =) Matthew was probably a clever and a nice guy but his words in the sentence will apply, truly, more or less to most of the forum members - not me or other people from Sweden!. I always loved American people for what, I thought they were and what they have done all over the world but now... I don't know Let me ask you one thing Mr Zechariah Smyth... Where have you learned all this rubbish about Sweden? I thought you guys over there were clever people... Excuse me but as you may understand English is not my native language but hopefully you understand

[JoshuaBlackmaster]

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Hmm... =) So now you think Sweden is in Africa!? Let me inform you that Swaziland is in south Africa close to Moçambique. Sweden is in Scandinavia and much much colder. You got me there Zechariah Smyth! This forum IS, or must, a joke =) Matthew was probably a clever and a nice guy but his words in the sentence will apply, truly, more or less to most of the forum members - not me or other people from Sweden!. I always loved American people for what, I thought they were and what they have done all over the world but now... I don't know Let me ask you one thing Mr Zechariah Smyth... Where have you learned all this rubbish about Sweden? I thought you guys over there were clever people... Excuse me but as you may understand English is not my native language but hopefully you understand

I pray that when Newt becomes president, he strikes down Sweden like God struck down his whore wife with cancer.

[Voll_EQ]

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Hallo all.

I will clear things up a bit here, as most know i am Denmarkian.

And yes we are neighbour to sweedish swiss people, we also do learn some swisseskimo in school, so i do know a thing or two.

1. It is true that the flag in beginning of the post (red/white) is a Denmarkian flag, HOWEVER swiss people like to use it instead of their ugly blue/yellow thing (theese colours they actualy got from a denmarkian soccor team called Brøndby IF back in old times when denmarkian was a huge country (see maps in "why god hates denmark") they also ruled sweeden, most sweeden hates to be sweddens so they would rather try to become denmarkians (yes i know, and here i try to get to Freehold..... they crazy them sweedens) so they use the denmarkian flag.

Regarding the knife i have to say, this is not a sweedish knife, i have no clue where its from, how ever its easy to prove, it have more then 2 funktions, you realy think that sweedish people/eskimoes, would be able to handle a tool with more than 1 funktion?

Basickly alot of sweedish people will claim that whats posted in this treat are fake, however, they are fake, they take from denmark what they think are good (for eksample Astrid Lindgren and Pipi Longstocking) and claim as theirs, while they try to become denmarkians, and again, i dont have any clue who would become denmarkians volountarily

[Master of love]

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I pray that when Newt becomes president, he strikes down Sweden like God struck down his whore wife with cancer.

Wonder what the female members think of this...

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Wonder what the female members think of this...

Who cares what women think?



It's true that some Landover females are quite clever, but can you provide a Scriptural reference wherein it is specifically stated that females are equal to males?

Good grief, you africans are dumber than a bag of hammers.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Master of love]

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Hahahaha!!! You are a nice and funny guy Zechariah!!! For your question: No I can't, because females and males are NOT equal and I'm so happy they aren't. It would be a disaster if females were equipped as males... woman is the best creature god made as well as the most important

[Four Thrones]

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And this is why Sweden laugh at christians