[Orem Festus Jr.]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Where is your introduction thread? Why do you hate Baby Jesus? We are NOT ignorant friend. We are enlightened.

Psalms 18:28 "For thou wilt light my candle: the LORD my God will enlighten my darkness."

Psalms 19:8 "The statutes of the LORD are right, rejoicing the heart: the commandment of the LORD is pure, enlightening the eyes."

Psalms 97:4 "His lightnings enlightened the world: the earth saw, and trembled."

Hay thare, Diaper Man,why did you go and give me one of them little red squars? I thought we was buddies!you got a mean streak son, you done gone and hurt my feelers.Aint we brothers in The Lord?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Hope to god I'll never have the pleasure to run into anyone of you in real life.

I will be in Sweden this summer to see it's horrors first hand. So that could very well happen...

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I will be in Sweden this summer to see it's horrors first hand. So that could very well happen...

I wish you best of luck, Brother, and I hope you are mentally well prepared for it. Last time I was in Sweden was about 5 years ago. Memories of that trip still haunts me.

Sheer Godlessness of the country is one thing, but ever present ABBA was the thing that got me. You can't escape it! And all those dancing and prancing queens everywhere... I'm sorry, I still can't talk about it.

Damn you, ABBA!

[UncleDanny]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Sheer Godlessness of the country is one thing, but ever present ABBA was the thing that got me. You can't escape it! And all those dancing and prancing queens everywhere... I'm sorry, I still can't talk about it.

Damn you, ABBA!

Could you please tell me which part of Sweden you visited?
I've never heard nor seen anything like you describe it.

[UncleDanny]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

No, on motorways speed limit in Sweden is either 90 km/h or 110 km/h.
That means 55 mph or 68 mph. One of the lowest limits in the world.

Motorways main limit is 110 - 120 kmh (Unless it's under construction)
110 is the most common though :-)
See this: ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_limits_in_Sweden ) for additional information of the subject.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Could you please tell me which part of Sweden you visited?
I've never heard nor seen anything like you describe it.

Why are you accusing Mr. Alban of being a liar?

[UncleDanny]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Why are you accusing Mr. Alban of being a liar?

I did not accuse anyone Mary. It was just a simple question :-)
I am just curious which part of Sweden is this horrible, since I never experienced it, or heard about it. That doesn't mean it's not true.
Then again, yesterday I found out something I've also never heard about.
So curiosity is what it is, no accusations at all :-)

[Chewer]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Motorways main limit is 110 - 120 kmh (Unless it's under construction)
110 is the most common though :-)
See this: ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_limits_in_Sweden ) for additional information of the subject.

kmh? We speak American on these forums. Its mph over here. We don't be using that fancy ol goofy metric system

[Didymus Much]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

kmh? We speak American on these forums. Its mph over here...

If only everyone could agree on the most logical alternative: fpf (furlongs per fortnight). Instead of only going in tens (maybe up to one hundred if you floor it), you could say your car does tens of thousands!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Could you please tell me which part of Sweden you visited?

Last time I visited Sweden I went to Gothenburg and Oslo. Before that in Stockholm. All the Swiss were just as Godless in all of those places.

[UncleDanny]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Last time I visited Sweden I went to Gothenburg and Oslo. Before that in Stockholm. All the Swiss were just as Godless in all of those places.

Then I do understand why you don't like it here, Gothenburg & Stockholm is 2 of Sweden's worst towns, a lot of crimes, weirdos and stupid people (Which makes the rest of Sweden look bad.)
Oslo, that's not in Sweden my friend, that's in Norway (Neighbor country to Sweden)
The Swiss is people from Switzerland, I assume you refer to the "Swedes"?

And as a Swede, I do like to apologize for my fellow countrymen and women, everyone doesn't have all the cows in the barn, so to say.

If you do have your ways over here to Sweden again, and if you have the opportunity, (and want to, of course) visit smaller towns, they are much nicer, lovely people, and wonderful landscapes (mostly). Maybe that will get your hopes up about Sweden

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

If you do have your ways over here to Sweden again, and if you have the opportunity, (and want to, of course) visit smaller towns, they are much nicer, lovely people, and wonderful landscapes (mostly).

And of course, bestiality

[Mazzze]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I will be in Sweden this summer to see it's horrors first hand. So that could very well happen...

Don't go there! They won't like you!

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

If you do have your ways over here to Sweden again, and if you have the opportunity, (and want to, of course) visit smaller towns, they are much nicer, lovely people, and wonderful landscapes (mostly). Maybe that will get your hopes up about Sweden.

Nope. Been to many, they are all just smaller versions of Stockholm and Oslo like Alphonse mentioned. Same stores, same last names, same Godless pagans wishing they could still burn goats at Jultid and worship witches for Easter. If anything the smaller towns are worse than the big ones.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Don't go there! They won't like you!

That's a horrible thing to say. You don't know Cranky and have no reason to make such a terribly ignorant claim.