[Elmer G. White]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I am a humble newby and need instruction by True Christians (I do not know if I am actually permitted to post here, but I have placed my introduction on the appropriate page).

I've always thought that languages with umlauts are Satanic, and Swedish is one of them. I discovered that "minister, priest, pastor" is "präst" in the Swede tongue. This cannot be the will of our Saviour! I think the country is outragous and I thank and offer prayers of gratitude to the Christian who alerted me by posting this thread!

Yours and striving for our LORD

Elmer G. White

[TheWretch]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

You're wrong. That's a Swedish Morakniv, it even has the Swedish flag on it

HERE is a Swiss army knife:

It has the Swiss flag on the handle. That's how I know. And I did do a project on Switzerland and one on Sweden. I got bonus points on both. For Switzerland I brought a St. Bernard dog. And for Sweden, I got a few comments from PewDiePie, a Swedish YouTuber.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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That's a Swiss knife. Not Swedish.

You're wrong. That's a Swedish Morakniv, it even has the Swedish flag on it

HERE is a Swiss army knife:

[Alvin Moss]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

That's a Swiss knife. Not Swedish.

What do you know of the wretched Finns?

Be silent and learn from those who know.

[TheWretch]

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I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.

That's a Swiss knife. Not Swedish.

[Attila's Wife]

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Why do you keep rambling on and on about Denmark in a thread about Sweden? Do you really believe there are people who care about your insignificant poor excuse for a country?

They are strange people, Brother Cranky. If you look at the post above this one, a Danish eskimo from Finland with a Dutch name is writing bizarre, incomprehensible abuse on a thread about Sweden.

I suspect they are all foolish Norwayans.

[Dutchsexfiend]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Sweden is a country filled with blonde backdoor sex maniacs. They specialize in finding new ways to demonstrate their utter and complete hate for God each and every day. There is no country on the planet where the people hate God more than Sweden! There can be no doubt that almost all Swedes will burn in Hell for all eternity while Satan tortures them with infinite Abba music.

Judges 7:20 "And the three companies blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers, and held the lamps in their left hands, and the trumpets in their right hands to blow withal: and they cried, The sword of the LORD, and of Gideon."

1. Sweden created IKEA, a worldwide distribution network for Satanism. Using crappy furniture as cover, they distribute 175,000,000 Satanic books each year. Since only 90,000,000 Holy Bibles are distributed each year, IKEA is clearly trying to overthrow the Holy Bible! Innocent children are destroyed by demonic products like RÄV, BÅRD and HJÄRTA. IKEA was created in 1943, in close cooperation with Nazi Germany, by Ingvar Kamprad. After America defeated Germany in WWII, IKEA simply continued its Satanic mission and kept increasing its distribution network to achieve global Satanic domination. Revelation 21:8 "... unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars ..."
2. Sweden is not the only country in the world actively promoting people to become gay. They are however the only country who have Mr Gay Sweden competitions. Also they have a bi-weekly Stockholm Pride Parade where even a Gay Jesus is part of the parade! For those Europeans who live in nice countries where being gay is against the law they even host EuroPride! Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
3. Being jealous of the huge Swedish gay community, Abba star Agnetha Fältskog invented backdoor sex between males and females. She created an entirely new pornographic industry that way and directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
4. Sweden has the worst femnazi actress ever: Ingrid Bergman. Actor John Gielgud had the following to say about her: "She speaks five languages, and can't act in any of them". She got all her roles by having sex with influential people. 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... be in silence."
5. Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII, Sweden practiced eugenics to defy God and improve the Swedish race. It took until 1971 until America finally forced Sweden to stop playing God and end this horrible practice. The Danish author Astrid Lindgren created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices. Romans 8:19-21 "... the bondage of corruption ..."
6. As a side effect of the eugenics as practiced in Sweden a lot of Swedish males lost their balls. They get compensation for that though. Swedish women go all over the world to find males who still have their balls. Matthew 19:12 "... were made eunuchs of men ..."
7. Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide. Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide. Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."
8. Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies. Ephesians 3:16 "That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man;"
9. When the Christian Pastor Åke Green tried to save innocent souls from eternal damnation to Hell by pointing out that being gay is evil, he immediately got arrested by IKEA's police forces. With this arrest of Åke Green, the Swedes have allowed their filthy sodomite agenda to be completely fulfilled. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
10. Sweden has SAAB, a huge car industry, owned by a small Dutch nail factory, that produces completely worthless cars. For most SAABs the only way to get them to actually drive is a matter of making a hole in the bottom of the car and walking to where you want to go. This is also the cause of the insanely low speed limits in Sweden. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... wicked imaginations ..."

All people of Sweden need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, India, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

You really think you're god himself
it is high time for masturbate old men see you in hell

[Cranky Old Man]

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Why do you keep rambling on and on about Denmark in a thread about Sweden? Do you really believe there are people who care about your insignificant poor excuse for a country?

[Caibai]

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Astrid Lindgren is not Danish, shes swedish.
Also the red flag is Danish. IF you want to condemn all these countries, you really have to get your facts straight. All those 'facts' on the list are incorrect. This is really embarrassing!
I'm really glad I'm an atheist👍

[hellboyer]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Please go to the Introduction forum and tell us what church you go to, what your favourite Bible verse is and when you started your walk with Christ?

YIC

i am not going to any church but im baptised. i never realy talked to him and if its posible i hope he will appear

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Please receive this map of Europe with the flags of each country as a peace gift:

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Fi...ica_(1939).png

I had no idea that Godless UK was that fractured.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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What's even more fun is that his avatar looks like Charles Darwin

He doesn't look anything like that monkey-worshipper!

If anything, he always reminds me of a young Charlton Heston.

[ThomasKarlsson]

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What i love about that map is that the guy that made it is a "Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance"

What's even more fun is that his avatar looks like Charles Darwin

[Eva_Christensen]

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I know you're just trying to hurt my feelings, (...) If anything, your rude comments inspires me to pray all the harder for you, as you are obviously deeply wounded, and in need of Peace.

I know who can offer you that peace.

Amen Sister!

And, you look fat in your profile picture.

Ephesians 4:31; Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice

[Granelli]

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I can see he put a lot of work on that map, impressive work indeed.

What i love about that map is that the guy that made it is a "Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance"