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  • #3946
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
    You do realize that the flag belongs to Denmark, and not Sweden? Also, Astrid Lindgren was a Swedish author and not a Danish. And if you ever get lucky enough to drive a SAAB, you will se that it outruns almost every american car there is. I suppose that you have met some american engineers, they are terrible at their jobs.
    Please go to the introduction forum and tell us where you go to church, what your favourite Bible(KJV1611) verse is and when you started your walk with Christ.

    Then we may fellowship correctly.
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #3947
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.
      You do realize that the knife is from Switzerland, and not Sweden? It has the Switzerland's flag on it and everything.
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • #3948
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Do all the Swiss nag so much?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #3949
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Do all the Swiss nag so much?
          Do all the americans skip geography in school?
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • #3950
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Do all the Swiss nag so much?
            And, you look fat in your profile picture.
            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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            • #3951
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
              Do all the americans skip geography in school?
              Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
              And, you look fat in your profile picture.
              Ad hominem attacks, that is so mature of you.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
               Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • #3952
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
                And, you look fat in your profile picture.
                Are all Swedes as brave as you?

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                • #3953
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  Ad hominem attacks, that is so mature of you.
                  I can only refer to this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=12504
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • #3954
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Please receive this map of Europe with the flags of each country as a peace gift:

                    File:Flag map of Colonial Africa (1939).png - Wikimedia Commons
                    http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_map_of_Colonial_Africa_(1939).png
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • #3955
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
                      Please receive this map of Europe with the flags of each country as a peace gift:

                      http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Fi...ica_(1939).png
                      Anyone can make up flag patterns and put it on the internet. If you wish for a helpful reference of the world, you need look no further than Pastor Bathfire's Informative World Map.

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #3956
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
                        And, you look fat in your profile picture.
                        I know you're just trying to hurt my feelings, but it won't work dear. I'm far too joyful in the Spirit to let the insults of a sad and lonely bully affect me. I know the LORD has blessed me with a healthy physique, glowing skin, and an enchanting countenance. I don't let it lead me to pride, however, as I know it is naught but a gift from God. If anything, your rude comments inspires me to pray all the harder for you, as you are obviously deeply wounded, and in need of Peace.

                        I know who can offer you that peace.


                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #3957
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          Anyone can make up flag patterns and put it on the internet. If you wish for a helpful reference of the world, you need look no further than Pastor Bathfire's Informative World Map.

                          I can see he put a lot of work on that map, impressive work indeed.
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • #3958
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
                            I can see he put a lot of work on that map, impressive work indeed.
                            What i love about that map is that the guy that made it is a "Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance"
                            This space reserved for posting KJV Scripture only -- ADMIN

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                            • #3959
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              I know you're just trying to hurt my feelings, (...) If anything, your rude comments inspires me to pray all the harder for you, as you are obviously deeply wounded, and in need of Peace.

                              I know who can offer you that peace.
                              Amen Sister!


                              Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
                              And, you look fat in your profile picture.
                              Ephesians 4:31; Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice
                              1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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                              • #3960
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Granelli View Post
                                What i love about that map is that the guy that made it is a "Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance"
                                What's even more fun is that his avatar looks like Charles Darwin
                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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