[Barry]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

People like John Wyclife, Mark Porter and Twiggy are an embarrassment to me. They are exactly the reason why God hates what was once his most favourite of nations, that bathed in his blessed grace. Once he saw the way these people turned their backs to him, ignored the words of his bible and started to pursue their unholy pleasures and vices, he allowed the sun to set on our once great empire. Now these people openly, reject the good word of the bible, using lame excuses such as "but it was written 2000 years ago"! They replaced the KJV with some trendy modern interpretation that dilutes his words and opened the way to Satan and multi cultural tolerance. Now where once proudly fluttered, the red white and blue of the Union Jack, we have green flags with stars crescent moons.

Britain is now a laughing stock for the world. It maters not what our flag looks like, nobody is ever going to take us seriously again.

As for our food, Lost Sheep, all I can say is at least our eatting practices have not yet fallen as low as the disgusting French. At least in this one small regard, we still have a little pride.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Yes. Great Britain. And its great food.

Dustin Hoffman - on 'Great Stovies'

http://youtu.be/40sYTO74DPc

Stovies - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

I can assure you, with 100% certainty, that the flag shown is not the Australian flag. I am 100% positive and can back it up with facts and images.

You are indeed correct on that point as the Australian flag is:


But the fact still remains that the flag in the original post is not the British one.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

This thread is foolish beyond belief. As others have pointed out the flag that was uploaded is the Australian flag not the British you foolish knave. Perhaps so that you do not embarrass yourself further you should attend school once more in order to cultivate the sad tiny lump of gray matter you call a brain. This time i would recommend continuing past the first grade.

I can assure you, with 100% certainty, that the flag shown is not the Australian flag. I am 100% positive and can back it up with facts and images.

[God Like!]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

I hope that God gives them a disease that makes their genitals fall off!

[mark.porter]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

This thread is foolish beyond belief. As others have pointed out the flag that was uploaded is the Australian flag not the British you foolish knave. Perhaps so that you do not embarrass yourself further you should attend school once more in order to cultivate the sad tiny lump of gray matter you call a brain. This time i would recommend continuing past the first grade.

[Twiggy]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITTAIN!

That's not even the Union Jack!
Brittain is a country filled with indecisive people who can not even make up their little minds about if we should call them Great Brittain, England, British Isles or the United Kingdom. That's because all of those denote different areas- England is the country, Great Britain includes the United Kingdom as well as Northern Island and a few other bits.
They are the only country in the world who have no form of oral hygiene whatsoever and therefore it is always advised to keep your distance when a Brit is nearby. (A small exception is gays like Simon Cowell who wear false teeth.) The foul stench in Hell is entirely made up by the extremely bad breath of the many many many Brits who went to Hell. We're not the only country with bad oral hygiene and in fact it's an outdated stereotype
[*]The Brits are specialized in destroying souls with crappy entertainment. While satanic series like Doctor Who destroy the souls of children for generations, they also invented gay television with Are You Being Served? and they even used tax money to let Monty Python create Life of Brian, a brutal and frontal attack on our savior Jesus Christ. [COLOR=Sienna][I]
Doctor Who is excellent. Are You Being Served is rubbish, no-one watches that anymore. Also, Scrubs is far, far worse than either of those, watching it makes me feel like brain damage is occurring.[*]Brittain has a communist tax money gobbling health care system called "National Health Service" that is absolutely horrible. Only 62% of the care recommended is actually received. Many people having heart disease, diabetes, stroke, depression and osteoarthritis simply die instead of getting proper treatment! Having spent a lot of time last year in an NHS hospital, I can tell you that for the most part they are not as bad as they're made out to be.[*]The British music industry with total disasters like The Beatles (a Beach Boys ripoff), The Rolling Stones and Andrew Lloyd Webber has forced billions of innocent boys and girls into sinful behavior like drugs and premarital sex.
Everyone likes the Beatles. They also formed before the Beach Boys and their music styles, although similar, didn't draw from each other that much.[*]Decades have been ruined by the British Carry On Movies, extremely crappy movies all staring retard Kenneth Williams. Fortunately God stopped this crap by killing Kenneth Williams with AIDS at the age of 62. [I]
I'm not really a Carry On fan either[*]Brits all have identical brain damage which makes them walk on the right side in supermarkets while they drive on the left side on roads. The brain damage makes them think this is somehow better than what the rest of the planet is doing. [COLOR=Sienna]
That sounds wrong.... also we don't think it's better, it's just that to change now would be pointless and confusing.[*]On February 18, 2009, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith issued a ban to keep True Christians™ out of the country, saying they will "be stopped by immigration officials on arrival and sent back to the U.S."
I think she meant fundamentalists, not normal, harmless people who happen to be Christians
[COLOR=Sienna]p=538562#post538562"]British soccer fans[/URL] are the most lethal army in the world. If a bunch of British soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! British soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. British soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lost every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6
Probably true. I watch rugby instead
"... violence covereth them as a garment ..."[*]Brittain has a huge porn industry
Children don't read the Mail. If they do it's their parents fault, not the country's[*]The British inbred Royals are a dangerous bunch with a Queen outspending the entire government, golden shower freak Princess Beatrice and gambling addict Fergie.
Yeah, but I still love them. Especially the Duke of Edinburgh.[*]The standard of living in Brittain is maintained by yearly huge donations from France and Germany. Instead of being eternally grateful for this the Brits are too busy being drunk, obese and littering their streets to even notice these things. Obese? You're American! People in glass houses should not throw stones.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Doesn't the Bible teach to 'love thy neighbour' ? and that everyone is equal? He is no better because he is a religious nut case!

If only it were as simple...*sighs*.

The answer is 'no'.
Read this:
New Study Proves Bible Is Not "All About Love" - The Landover Baptist Church Forum

And now, if you'll excuse us, this thread is about Britain.

Thanks.

[Jo Freddie]

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Believe me Jesus refers to Brother Cranky as 'He's geet canny is wor lad Cranky like'

Try to be more open-minded.

Does he drink beer and smoke tabs?

Even so, your mackem accent is, amongst other words, very bad.

If 'Gods word' is to desire badness to any that do not believe in him, then 'god' himself is a bad omen. Doesn't the Bible teach to 'love thy neighbour' ? and that everyone is equal? He is no better because he is a religious nut case!
He has a talent of being able to find anything sinful in anything, I suppose having ownership of an animal is a sin? Kissing a female before marriage is a sin?

The problem you are having here my friend ,is you are confusing a God worthy of worship with the god of the bible which is a Jealous, vengeful and violent being created in the image of those that wrote the fairy tales.

[forgotoole]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Even so, your mackem accent is, amongst other words, very bad.

If 'Gods word' is to desire badness to any that do not believe in him, then 'god' himself is a bad omen. Doesn't the Bible teach to 'love thy neighbour' ? and that everyone is equal? He is no better because he is a religious nut case!
He has a talent of being able to find anything sinful in anything, I suppose having ownership of an animal is a sin? Kissing a female before marriage is a sin?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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How can one be open minded to someone as narrow minded as him? When he kicks the can does he expect 'god' to embrace him for all his internet flaming onto those who do not agree with him? Along with his breath-taking stupid rants, such as the game 'angry bird' being some kind of sex tutorial? or RAPING your own daughter to be a good will of god or something? if the local law seen all of this im sure they would be less than happy.

P.S
your impersonation is not the best, get working on it.

Au contraire; I am reasonably fluent in spoken Mackem, it's the written form of the dialect which is cumbersome to use - the defects in the dialect, not in my use of the throat-disease itself.

Not bad considering I'm non-native.

And as Brother Cranky says, he just follows God's Word.

[forgotoole]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

How can one be open minded to someone as narrow minded as him? When he kicks the can does he expect 'god' to embrace him for all his internet flaming onto those who do not agree with him? Along with his breath-taking stupid rants, such as the game 'angry bird' being some kind of sex tutorial? or RAPING your own daughter to be a good will of god or something? if the local law seen all of this im sure they would be less than happy.

P.S
your impersonation is not the best, get working on it.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

you flame ANYONE who is not some 'hardcore christian'

Of course I do, God demands it!

2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

and believe anyone outside of the USA is wrong in every sense, your just an old man who is stuck in the past, cannot come to terms with modern age

Nonsense. I would not have posted over 10.000 messages on an Internet forum if I was stuck in the past. Did you visit my Twitter feed?

do you really think you will go to heaven for flaming everyone who has not the same thought as you?

But of course, I do what the Bible tells me to do.

John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Cranky old man, your 73, you troll this forum indefinitely, you flame ANYONE who is not some 'hardcore christian' and believe anyone outside of the USA is wrong in every sense, your just an old man who is stuck in the past, cannot come to terms with modern age and has some serious thinking to do, do you really think you will go to heaven for flaming everyone who has not the same thought as you? If anything Jesus would be ashamed to have you called his follower!

Believe me Jesus refers to Brother Cranky as 'He's geet canny is wor lad Cranky like'

Try to be more open-minded.

[forgotoole]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Cranky old man, your 73, you troll this forum indefinitely, you flame ANYONE who is not some 'hardcore christian' and believe anyone outside of the USA is wrong in every sense, your just an old man who is stuck in the past, cannot come to terms with modern age and has some serious thinking to do, do you really think you will go to heaven for flaming everyone who has not the same thought as you? If anything Jesus would be ashamed to have you called his follower!