[Widows Son]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

[ . . ] your ancestors are [ . . . ] possibly any other variation of OTHER nations.

Nothing gets past you, does it?

[PaddyGinger Irishman]

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PRAISE JESUS!!

God hates the brits!!

That's great to hear.



Then again..... it might prove that your thread about god hating the irish is true......... after all, he stuck us beside the hateful fiends

[i_am_darwin]

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1. Our NHS is free and therefore we are the ones helping those in need.
2. The obesity rate in the Uk is much less than it is in the US
3. [QUOTE]The British music industry with total disasters like The Beatles (a Beach Boys ripoff), The Rolling Stones and Andrew Lloyd Webber has forced billions of innocent boys and girls into sinful behavior like drugs and premarital sex./QUOTE]
What about Elvis?
4. I wouldn't slag off us Brits because all white Americans are from Britain and the rest of Europe and America was a British colony. DON'T CRITICIZE YOUR ANCESTORS.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I'd quite like you to read up on your history, dear friends. Have you forgotten where you roots lie?

So you are not British? You are Pict or Hibernian whom your ancestors drove off you small, wet, cold island? (You will know if you are a Pict, they are like dark-haired dwarves; Hibernians are ginger and drunk.)

[Cranky Old Man]

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A) Did you know God is all forgiving?

You're talking nonsense. Did you ever bother to even open a Bible?

Matthew 12:31 "Blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men."

your ancestors are either British, Spanish or African.. or possibly any other variation of OTHER nations

My ancestors are Americans.

[BritishBaptist]

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This is just a quickly, from one of the Britts who's teeth offend you so badly.

A) Did you know God is all forgiving? It's probably a good job considering you guys are 'carrying out His work'.

I'd quite like you to read up on your history, dear friends. Have you forgotten where you roots lie? Unless you are a TRUE native, and by this I mean

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_Americans_in_the_United_States

, then your ancestors are either British, Spanish or African.. or possibly any other variation of OTHER nations.

Just saying, with love.

[Widows Son]

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no form of oral hygiene whatsoever

Is this a reference to the Irish national airline merging with Cunard?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Right first of all I am British

My sincere condolences friend.

good job by the way

Thank you.

Life of Brian is also not an attack on Christianity

The National Health Service (please, NHS), is a wonderful idea, and I did lol when you said: 'Many people having heart disease, diabetes, stroke, depression and osteoarthritis simply die instead of getting proper treatment!' because you just show how ignorant you are. Britain has a lower rate of infant mortality than the US for one.

Eh, infants do not get heart disease, diabetes or strokes. So you are comparing apples and oranges here.

Porn is a bit harsh though, many people would call it art!

One question though, why is the United States not on your list of God-mocking countries?

Because America is God's chosen nation. We are the only ones with a pure language. Zephaniah 3:9 "For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one consent."

[Rich12381]

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Right first of all I am British and yes that is the New Zealand flag. Britain has never been spelled with two 't's as well just in case you were ever confused. I'm gonna address each 10 points in turn now, good job by the way!

1. Yes, Doctor Who is satanic, that thing should never have been produced with David Tennant as the Doctor. Life of Brian is also not an attack on Christianity as such, remember, he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

2. The National Health Service (please, NHS), is a wonderful idea, and I did lol when you said: 'Many people having heart disease, diabetes, stroke, depression and osteoarthritis simply die instead of getting proper treatment!' because you just show how ignorant you are. Britain has a lower rate of infant mortality than the US for one. You see, it is a system where people are cared for, rather than bled dry of money. I could go on but need to address these other points. (Leave my NHS alone!)

3. I did like this point actually, oh how I laughed. 'has forced billions of innocent boys and girls into sinful behavior' hahaha, billions, love the exaggeration! 'One of the victims was Princess Diana who used drugs and was having deadly car sex with Dodi Fayed while listening to The Phantom of the Opera' I would not be able to fit the amounts of 'ha's that I ha'd in the post for this one, I might have to steal that joke off you.

4. Yeah those Carry On films are appalling, I'd have picked more on Barbara Windsor than Kenneth Williams though, after all, she is a woman.

5. Hahahaha, I am definitely stealing that joke, that's comedy gold!

6. Jacqui Smith was/is an idiot.

7. We sent our Paras, they're the same thing! But you're right, we should have sent Oxfam out to Afghan before with loads of Tottenham shirts, and gathered all the Paras who are Arsenal fans together and sent them out there, definitely would have won already if that happened.

8. Unfortunately, the Daily Mail, Mirror and Express don't show ladies breasts in their newspapers, the Sun does though. Porn is a bit harsh though, many people would call it art!

9. Yeah they are inbred but luckily they don't spend as much money as you suggest. Princess Bea, golden showers, is it getting hotter in here?

10. Not true unfortunately, would love those ungrateful French to hand me money but they refuse! How can you be too busy being obese, it's not an activity silly, obese people don't just sit there wondering how obese they are, they just keep eating and eating!

One question though, why is the United States not on your list of God-mocking countries?

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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Don't forget the fact that they invaded Ireland and ruined it for everyone! Ireland was the the single most christian country in the world before the british ruined it.

As far as I know Ireland is full of child raping catholics (not True Christians). I wouldn't use the english invasion of this terrible country as a good example of why God hates Britain. There are plenty of other good reasons.

[Paul K]

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Don't forget the fact that they invaded Ireland and ruined it for everyone! Ireland was the the single most christian country in the world before the british ruined it.

[Felicity]

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@huhsaywhat My father allows me a lot of freedom. I can study the Holy Bible as much as I like!

[huhsaywhat]

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@Cranky Old Man I am glad my father never lets me watch British TV!

@Felicity does your father allow you to do anything and do you have any form of freedom whatsoever?

[jon.nash29]

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Wow. Just... wow. I'm not entirely sure how to respond to this post - I live in Britain and I am fairly certain I am under the loving arm of God. I am also of the opinion that Britain/the UK/England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland (all of which mean different things, by the way, it is not indecision, more precision) is probably one of the most faithful groups of countries in the world, given the huge rate of evangelism going on (especially in universities) and the massive community of churches throughout the land

[James Hutchins]

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I have heard that all brits are 'Dandies", is that true?