[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...746#post504746

Maybe its the New Sealand Flag then?

What are you talking about? The New Zealand flag is different from the Australian one.

Regardless, I would rather trust a True Christian™ who has been preaching for many years over a 1-post unsaved newcomer who hasn't even introduced himself!

[HaveFaith]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

I am 100% sure that this is not the Australian flag!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=504746#post504746

Maybe its the New Sealand Flag then?

[Sister Christina]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

The little trademark things are a little old now, you haven't trademarked those words.

No, we haven't, but the Almighty God has and we live by His word only.

Only the LORD give thee wisdom and understanding, and give thee charge concerning Israel, that thou mayest keep the law of the LORD thy God. Chronicles 22:12

[ImonaBoat]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

The list was backed up by the Bible, and the Bible, written by almighty God, is the single pillar of true Wisdom™ in the universe. If that made little sense to you, you are going against the Bible, and therefore going against God himself! I suppose that makes you some sort of inbred, Godless pond scum. Are you a Communist by any chance?

As a matter of fact, I am not Inbred, Godless, pond scum, nor am I Communist. I fight to DEFEND democracy.

The little trademark things are a little old now, you haven't trademarked those words.

[Colbert Mcpherson]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

That list just made little, if any, sense to me at all.

The list was backed up by the Bible, and the Bible, written by almighty God, is the single pillar of true Wisdom™ in the universe. If that made little sense to you, you are going against the Bible, and therefore going against God himself! I suppose that makes you some sort of inbred, Godless pond scum. Are you a Communist by any chance?

[ImonaBoat]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

No doubt it was the Hand of God smiting you for contempt of Him!

I do Not hold GOD in Contempt! Every day I thank him for what he has seen fit to give me! Why even suggest such a thing?!? That list just made little, if any, sense to me at all.

[Levi Jones]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

I think my brain hemorrhaged.

No doubt it was the Hand of God smiting you for contempt of Him!

[ImonaBoat]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITTAIN!

Brittain is a country filled with indecisive people who can not even make up their little minds about if we should call them Great Brittain, England, British Isles or the United Kingdom. They are the only country in the world who have no form of oral hygiene whatsoever and therefore it is always advised to keep your distance when a Brit is nearby. (A small exception is gays like Simon Cowell who wear false teeth.) The foul stench in Hell is entirely made up by the extremely bad breath of the many many many Brits who went to Hell.

Revelation 20:10 "And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever."

1. The Brits are specialized in destroying souls with crappy entertainment. While satanic series like Doctor Who destroy the souls of children for generations, they also invented gay television with Are You Being Served? and they even used tax money to let Monty Python create Life of Brian, a brutal and frontal attack on our savior Jesus Christ. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
2. Brittain has a communist tax money gobbling health care system called "National Health Service" that is absolutely horrible. Only 62% of the care recommended is actually received. Many people having heart disease, diabetes, stroke, depression and osteoarthritis simply die instead of getting proper treatment! Psalm 82:3 "... do justice to the afflicted and needy."
3. The British music industry with total disasters like The Beatles (a Beach Boys ripoff), The Rolling Stones and Andrew Lloyd Webber has forced billions of innocent boys and girls into sinful behavior like drugs and premarital sex. One of the victims was Princess Diana who used drugs and was having deadly car sex with Dodi Fayed while listening to The Phantom of the Opera. 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
4. Decades have been ruined by the British Carry On Movies, extremely crappy movies all staring retard Kenneth Williams. Fortunately God stopped this crap by killing Kenneth Williams with AIDS at the age of 62. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
5. Brits all have identical brain damage which makes them walk on the right side in supermarkets while they drive on the left side on roads. The brain damage makes them think this is somehow better than what the rest of the planet is doing. 1st Samuel 21:15 "... play the mad man in my presence ..."
6. On February 18, 2009, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith issued a ban to keep True Christians™ out of the country, saying they will "be stopped by immigration officials on arrival and sent back to the U.S.". Revelation 21:8 "... the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone ..."
7. British soccer fans are the most lethal army in the world. If a bunch of British soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! British soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. British soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lost every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6 "... violence covereth them as a garment ..."
8. Brittain has a huge porn industry with magazines like The Daily Mail, The Mirror, The Express and The Sun to make sure even little children get forced to see naked breasts long before they even learn how to read and write. 1st John 2:16 "... the lust of the flesh ..."
9. The British inbred Royals are a dangerous bunch with a Queen outspending the entire government, golden shower freak Princess Beatrice and gambling addict Fergie. Ephesians 4:19 "... uncleanness with greediness."
10. The standard of living in Brittain is maintained by yearly huge donations from France and Germany. Instead of being eternally grateful for this the Brits are too busy being drunk, obese and littering their streets to even notice these things. Romans 6:19 "... servants to uncleanness ..."

All people of Brittain need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like India, Iceland, Sweden, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

I think my brain hemorrhaged.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Whoever said that was not a Christian. I fail to see where God is solely "loving", if indeed He is at all.

Exodus 20:5-6, I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

A typical example of those who wrote your fairy tails knowing that they would be found out and trying to stop people finding out the truth

A sure sign of a false god: all carrot and no stick. How likely is that?

An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife

5 If you want to attract "justified" persons, portray just rewards and punishments.
6 If you want to attract lunatics and sadists, portray violent punishments.

22 Not a real burning-in type hell, no boiling lakes of fire, just an appropriate 'reward'.
23 No more lunatics and sadists, please.
24 The current administration's quite enough.

Those that wrote the book you read clearly a bunch of "lunatics and sadists"

Muellers I
a letter to the Macaronians

28 Well-meaning non-believers will arrive as wait-staff, with fair labor conditions,
29 and may eventually be promoted into upper management positions.
30 There will exist, however, no corruption among them.
31 During their time off, they will have access to the pleasures of Heaven if they did harm unto no one.
32 If they were inconsiderate, or broke the Flimsy Moral Standards by judging others and holding others in contempt for behavior which was none of their business, they will have to pay, and be limited in what they can enjoy.
33 Especially nasty people will become the dishwashers and trash-collectors of Heaven.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Listen your vision of Hell is just plain wrong, those people who wrote you fairy tails where just plain sick, read the truth, accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as the One True god

An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife

2 It is my contention that a loving God of any kind would not Damn someone to Hell.

Whoever said that was not a Christian. I fail to see where God is solely "loving", if indeed He is at all.

Exodus 20:5-6, I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

a letter to the Macaronians

20 It is most troubling to me, however, to see that there is argument among you that some sort of separate Hell,
21 where those not of The Faith in Our Lord Glob may be thought to go upon their death.
22 No, verily no!
23 This is not the way of His Great Tastiness.

A sure sign of a false god: all carrot and no stick. How likely is that?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

When you find your scraggly ass roasting in hell, be REAL sure to tell everybody there how much God loves them.

Listen your vision of Hell is just plain wrong, those people who wrote you fairy tails where just plain sick, read the truth, accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as the One True god

An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife

2 It is my contention that a loving God of any kind would not Damn someone to Hell.
3 Darning them to Heck would be a problem for a supposedly intelligent creator.
4 Lakes of fire, boiling waters, sauces, etc, aren't a good choice.

Muellers I
a letter to the Macaronians

20 It is most troubling to me, however, to see that there is argument among you that some sort of separate Hell,
21 where those not of The Faith in Our Lord Glob may be thought to go upon their death.
22 No, verily no!
23 This is not the way of His Great Tastiness.
24 He may be most peevish toward the non-believer, t'is true, as the many accounts of His pranks do demonstrate.
25 He condemneth not, however, any of His Creatures to eternal torment -
26 that is one of the many great sillinesses devised by other earthly religions!
27 There is a place in Heaven, though not necessarily pleasant, for all His Creatures.

[alleycat]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Please do not hurt me for saying this, but that is actually the New Zealand flag, the australian flag is similar but it has 2 more stars and they are white. But in the top left corner the Union Jack, the official flag of the United Kingdom, is displayed.

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Im from the UK and I find this thread most offensive and disturbing, as Athiestchivvy says surely god loves all???

When you find your scraggly ass roasting in hell, be REAL sure to tell everybody there how much God loves them.

[Meatandpotatopie]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

I Spent time in prison in England after trying to do the lords work and punishing some unbelieving godless heathen scum, and I readily agree, England at this moment in time is a godless cesspit, they need to change their course with regards to their lax attitude to heathens an sinners and become the great force they were when they were in their Christian crusading heyday

[Colbert Mcpherson]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Im from the UK and I find this thread most offensive and disturbing, as Athiestchivvy says surely god loves all???

I am also from the cesspool of a country that is the UK. I assure you, the enlightened True Christians™ on this forum speak the word of God. If he tells us through the Bible that what Brittain does is wrong, then it must be so.