[Levi Jones]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

I think my brain hemorrhaged.

No doubt it was the Hand of God smiting you for contempt of Him!

[ImonaBoat]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

No doubt it was the Hand of God smiting you for contempt of Him!

I do Not hold GOD in Contempt! Every day I thank him for what he has seen fit to give me! Why even suggest such a thing?!? That list just made little, if any, sense to me at all.

[Colbert Mcpherson]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

That list just made little, if any, sense to me at all.

The list was backed up by the Bible, and the Bible, written by almighty God, is the single pillar of true Wisdom™ in the universe. If that made little sense to you, you are going against the Bible, and therefore going against God himself! I suppose that makes you some sort of inbred, Godless pond scum. Are you a Communist by any chance?

[ImonaBoat]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

The list was backed up by the Bible, and the Bible, written by almighty God, is the single pillar of true Wisdom™ in the universe. If that made little sense to you, you are going against the Bible, and therefore going against God himself! I suppose that makes you some sort of inbred, Godless pond scum. Are you a Communist by any chance?

As a matter of fact, I am not Inbred, Godless, pond scum, nor am I Communist. I fight to DEFEND democracy.

The little trademark things are a little old now, you haven't trademarked those words.

[Sister Christina]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

The little trademark things are a little old now, you haven't trademarked those words.

No, we haven't, but the Almighty God has and we live by His word only.

Only the LORD give thee wisdom and understanding, and give thee charge concerning Israel, that thou mayest keep the law of the LORD thy God. Chronicles 22:12

[HaveFaith]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

I am 100% sure that this is not the Australian flag!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=504746#post504746

Maybe its the New Sealand Flag then?

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...746#post504746

Maybe its the New Sealand Flag then?

What are you talking about? The New Zealand flag is different from the Australian one.

Regardless, I would rather trust a True Christian™ who has been preaching for many years over a 1-post unsaved newcomer who hasn't even introduced himself!

[James Hutchins]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

I have heard that all brits are 'Dandies", is that true?

[jon.nash29]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Wow. Just... wow. I'm not entirely sure how to respond to this post - I live in Britain and I am fairly certain I am under the loving arm of God. I am also of the opinion that Britain/the UK/England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland (all of which mean different things, by the way, it is not indecision, more precision) is probably one of the most faithful groups of countries in the world, given the huge rate of evangelism going on (especially in universities) and the massive community of churches throughout the land

[huhsaywhat]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

@Cranky Old Man I am glad my father never lets me watch British TV!

@Felicity does your father allow you to do anything and do you have any form of freedom whatsoever?

[Felicity]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

@huhsaywhat My father allows me a lot of freedom. I can study the Holy Bible as much as I like!

[Paul K]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Don't forget the fact that they invaded Ireland and ruined it for everyone! Ireland was the the single most christian country in the world before the british ruined it.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Don't forget the fact that they invaded Ireland and ruined it for everyone! Ireland was the the single most christian country in the world before the british ruined it.

As far as I know Ireland is full of child raping catholics (not True Christians). I wouldn't use the english invasion of this terrible country as a good example of why God hates Britain. There are plenty of other good reasons.

[Rich12381]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Right first of all I am British and yes that is the New Zealand flag. Britain has never been spelled with two 't's as well just in case you were ever confused. I'm gonna address each 10 points in turn now, good job by the way!

1. Yes, Doctor Who is satanic, that thing should never have been produced with David Tennant as the Doctor. Life of Brian is also not an attack on Christianity as such, remember, he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

2. The National Health Service (please, NHS), is a wonderful idea, and I did lol when you said: 'Many people having heart disease, diabetes, stroke, depression and osteoarthritis simply die instead of getting proper treatment!' because you just show how ignorant you are. Britain has a lower rate of infant mortality than the US for one. You see, it is a system where people are cared for, rather than bled dry of money. I could go on but need to address these other points. (Leave my NHS alone!)

3. I did like this point actually, oh how I laughed. 'has forced billions of innocent boys and girls into sinful behavior' hahaha, billions, love the exaggeration! 'One of the victims was Princess Diana who used drugs and was having deadly car sex with Dodi Fayed while listening to The Phantom of the Opera' I would not be able to fit the amounts of 'ha's that I ha'd in the post for this one, I might have to steal that joke off you.

4. Yeah those Carry On films are appalling, I'd have picked more on Barbara Windsor than Kenneth Williams though, after all, she is a woman.

5. Hahahaha, I am definitely stealing that joke, that's comedy gold!

6. Jacqui Smith was/is an idiot.

7. We sent our Paras, they're the same thing! But you're right, we should have sent Oxfam out to Afghan before with loads of Tottenham shirts, and gathered all the Paras who are Arsenal fans together and sent them out there, definitely would have won already if that happened.

8. Unfortunately, the Daily Mail, Mirror and Express don't show ladies breasts in their newspapers, the Sun does though. Porn is a bit harsh though, many people would call it art!

9. Yeah they are inbred but luckily they don't spend as much money as you suggest. Princess Bea, golden showers, is it getting hotter in here?

10. Not true unfortunately, would love those ungrateful French to hand me money but they refuse! How can you be too busy being obese, it's not an activity silly, obese people don't just sit there wondering how obese they are, they just keep eating and eating!

One question though, why is the United States not on your list of God-mocking countries?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Right first of all I am British

My sincere condolences friend.

good job by the way

Thank you.

Life of Brian is also not an attack on Christianity

The National Health Service (please, NHS), is a wonderful idea, and I did lol when you said: 'Many people having heart disease, diabetes, stroke, depression and osteoarthritis simply die instead of getting proper treatment!' because you just show how ignorant you are. Britain has a lower rate of infant mortality than the US for one.

Eh, infants do not get heart disease, diabetes or strokes. So you are comparing apples and oranges here.

Porn is a bit harsh though, many people would call it art!

One question though, why is the United States not on your list of God-mocking countries?

Because America is God's chosen nation. We are the only ones with a pure language. Zephaniah 3:9 "For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one consent."